Containment Chris-Chan Interviews

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A YouTube/broader Internet celebrity with a large audience is interviewing Chris on Tuesday. If you have any requests put them in now.
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Ask him about the times he had cybersex with a 13 year old boy (It'd have some more impact before he allegdedly started to enjoy da pickle, but still...)
 
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Ask whoever is interviewing him to ask who coerced him into prostituting himself on Twitter; and what did that person have to hold over his head in order to get CWC to go along with their demands.

Maybe also have the interviewer ask what makes CWC firmly believe that his fictional characters are actually real - maybe ask for solid evidence to prove to others of their existence (outside of the comics).
 
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MahFibro! said:
New Ask whoever is interviewing him to ask who coerced him into prostituting himself on Twitter; and what did that person have to hold over his head in order to get CWC to go along with their demands.
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I already know the answer to this and the Interviewer has agreed not to go into it.

MahFibro! said:
Maybe also have the interviewer ask what makes CWC firmly believe that his fictional characters are actually real - maybe ask for solid evidence to prove to others of their existence (outside of the comics).
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This is probably a good one.
 
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Ask him about his fondest childhood memories with his father, or if him and Bob ever made anything in the dreaming studio together?

Has he ever been to Disney World or any other large theme parks with his family? If so, what were his favorite rides/attractions?
 
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i would like to know if chris believes that the "beg for money when i need it, sell shit for hyperinflated pricing" business model is sustainable for him, and what he may actually be pursuing if he can go in to detail w/ that
 
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Ask him to demonstrate his psychic abilities. Like get him to try and move something with his mind or make a psychic prediction.

ask him to describe what his perfect husband would be like. Or get him to describe what makes magi-chan a good husband.

ask him about whatever the incident was that caused him to have to skip brony-con. Was it the mortgage? Did a troll con money from him? Did Barb get phone scammed?

ask him how he can tell the difference between a ween and a TRUE and HONEST alternate dimension CWCville resident communicating to him online.
 
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Literally just get him talking about all this crazy stuff, just one or two follow-up questions and nod your head once in a while Chris will do the rest...
Interviewer: "So Sonichu is real huh? ... uh-huh ... yeah ... how exactly did you find out that you're married to Magi-Chan? ... I see ... and you said Magi-chan comes home to you after work every night, he come to meet you at your house? ... okay ... and how long have you been talking to him? .... oh, I see. W-wait you have sex with them?!"

With any luck we'll have some kind of video of Chris going on about this long enough to get an actual psychological evaluation from a professional. Finally put an end to the question about Chris and schizophrenia.
 
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The Fool said:
See if he can ask him what his financial/housing plans are after Barb passes if he thinks he can get away with asking it without making chris shutdown.
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Why would it shut him down? He's likely confident he can keep up the begging for as long as it takes for Nintendo to give him that cushy executive job he's entitled to.
 
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I already know the answer to this and the Interviewer has agreed not to go into it.
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You already know this? Do other people know? is it something you guys have decided not to share?

I understand not wanting to describe how they coerced Chris out of worry of copycats, but were they at least doxxed?
 
Will the big news be dropped during the interview?

Ask him why he made your pony persona with so many gentle curves while his is made with straighter lines. :oops:

I have no real questions, at least none he can answer, but I would like to see another house tour.
 
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Ask him if there are any rules to the polygamous/polyamorous 'marriage' (like, seeing as Magi-Chan is married to Silvana, MewTwo and CWC - do they have a schedule on who spends time with who and when? What are the rules when a new lover comes into the relationship,etc).

Also, maybe ask him if there are any female Sonichus or any male Rosechus. if he says Sonichus are exclusively male (like Tauros) and all Rosechus are exclusively female (like Miltanks) follow up with a question asking why he calls his persona - which was magically transformed into a female - a Sonichu and not a Rosechu.

Edited to phrase the second question a little better.
 
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