Containment Chris-Chan Interviews

[heathercho]

What do people hope to get from Chris? Unless you pre marinate him in the cwcki, he's not going to remember the specifics of what you want him to talk about. That's bad technique and boring.
Personally, I think Bob would have made better subject. He'd have had plenty of true and honest Chris content.
Actually, scratch that, I don't want to see a trend of autistic weens making webcasts of themselves trying to contact Bob's spirit.

Because you know they would and they'd manage to JULAY their way through that.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

When interviewers act respectful, Chris has fun.

Whats wrong with Chris having fun?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Can't wait for Chris to go on Larry King Live and talk about the AIDS epidemic in the LGBT community.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

So the 'Interview Saga' begins.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

When interviewers act respectful, Chris has fun.

Whats wrong with Chris having fun?

Nothing, actually, but I personally find happy Chris extremely annoying for some reason. I prefer sad, angry or smug Chris. If he is happy and having fun good for him, but I can't stand a fucking hour of him making baby voices and watching that uncanny valley mouth contortion he calls smile.

BTW, at the beggining of that Coppercab interview, with that stupid mask...I don't know if it's me, but he looks strangely manly, kinda like Ultimate Warrior's mongo cousin

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

When interviewers act respectful, Chris has fun.

Whats wrong with Chris having fun?

He isnt having fun. Chris is just happy he scammed someone $200.

 

[CWCchange]

I'd be interested if someone interviewed Barb.

I agree. So many questions like "What did it sound like when Bob came?" have been left unanswered, causing me many sleepless nights.

 

[Venom Snake]

I dunno why this interviews gets all this vitriol. I actually enjoyed all the insanity going on, tho' the part with Chris telling Copper (s)he would grow a china just by listening to binaural beats was both hilarious and horrifying.
Also, I agree with a comment I read there calling for a fun drinking game:
> Take a shot everytime Chris farts.
Seriously... WTF?... (s)he doesn't care anymore

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

BTW, at the beggining of that Coppercab interview, with that stupid mask...I don't know if it's me, but he looks strangely manly, kinda like Ultimate Warrior's mongo cousin

Well, because Chris is a dude and with that mask on, he looks like an obese Mexican wrestler.

I wager that Chris' interviews will become more outlandish until they end like this.

Spoiler

 

[ThePlagueTND]

If I were to pay 200 bucks for an interview, I'm getting my money's worth.

I would also be planning with research, formulating what the best questions are, how should I ask the questions.

I watched a couple and it's basically just talking to Chris, interview is a real stretch.

 

[Venom Snake]

I watched a couple

Yeah, me too... Copper saga when?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Everyone wants their 15 minutes and stickers from the farms. We really need a rating for offing yourself.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Everyone wants their 15 minutes and stickers from the farms.

God, why? Are all these schmucks potential rat kings? Jesus.

In any case, all those interviews are really unfunny and stupid. You can't get straight answers from Chris, only vague responses, yes/no answers or random access humor. You make an ass of yourself and end up throwing money into the black void that is the Chandler's finances. All those wannabe hosts should neck themselves.

 

[Gorgar]

I would rather prefer for someone to interview Micheal Synder because there was a lot that wasn't known during the hit & run incident.
If not, Engine Eddy from the game you should totally buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne.

 

[MrTroll]

Chris is a boring stupid fag who has absolutely nothing interesting or insightful to say and anyone who pays $200 to "interview" him should be beaten with a sack of doorknobs.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I admit, I was miffed when the interviewers asked how he created Sonichu and Chris just repeats the story we've all heard.

When you mention that Chris is boring and when it gets to it, he talks shit like this, I DO understand this point. But he does have more in his vernacular than saying "Hmmm, yeah" and acting like he's bored through the entire thing. If he was bored at the idea of doing an interview, he wouldn't be goofing off and wearing this mask. I really had a big laugh when this started with the Masks.

That said, I've been criticizing people's hatred of the interviews because it just seems nobody wants to find anything funny with Chris anymore. That seemed to be one of the chief reasons the Catherine Saga had its plug pulled. Nothing "can" be funny.

This interview shit isn't funny.
Jessica Quinn wasn't funny.

The Doopie/Danger Dolan/LadyoftheCosmos mini-Saga did get epic laughs from the Peanut Gallery since it derived from the "Chris is best when left to his own devices" because of how he talked to the girls but that's the thing. That's what the interviews are, thats what Jessica Quinn was.

Paying for interviews was just Chris's latest scheme to get easy money, something he's been doing for years at this point. Remember how much I loathed those stupid Sonichu Amiibo's (mainly stemmed from my hatred of Amiibo's in general, I hate Nintendo Gimmicks)? But these days, I became accepting to him selling himself out, to thirsty weens wanting to see if they can get some sort of lolz out of him. All os us here at the Kiwi just keeps saying that's he's "dry"

But Chris isn't milked dry. The CWC Exile ended years ago. He will always be there. Even when Barb dies, Social Medias won't.

And I'll end this abruptly with no conclusion paragraph like I always do. I don't even like writing like this, but my mind just grows out when I keep finding the collective opinions to be the same.

TL;DR: Nobody thinks fucking with Chris is funny because nobody wants anything to be funny with him. He's "dry" and we won't ever learn anything, because nobody wants to give anybody trying to reach him the benefit of the doubt.

 

[bigshot]

Chris is fine. He doesn't need an interviewer. Especially one who is as thirsty for attention as these ones are. Just let Chris make Captain's Logs on his own.

 

[Hen in a tie]

Chris posts everything about himself. His interviews are boring because he doesn't act like himself.

 

[Tom Spring]

Don't forget the Larry Bundy Jr. interview

 

[Incredible Crisis]

Chris interviews are never going to generate as much interesting content as that which he shits out into his own briefs on his own every day.