Containment Chris-Chan Interviews

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Anyone who's doing that, despite how autistic it is, clearly doesn't care. No matter how many times you say that.

@Merryweatherey certainly didn't and everyone kept telling him what a "bad" idea it was, but he cleared through.

Everyone just has this thought cemented in their heads that all and any interviews will comprise of the same shit

Chris: Hmmmm, yeah.
Interviewer: JAAAALLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

That's because every interview is the same shit. History has shown it. And anyone who is willing to pay money to be part of "christory" is seriously autistic. Why would you want to be associated with it?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

That's because every interview is the same shit. History has shown it. And anyone who is willing to pay money to be part of "christory" is seriously autistic. Why would you want to be associated with it?

They. Don't. Give. A. Fuck.

 

[Venom Snake]

And here Coppercab is telling Chris that he has a girlfriend.

That must sting.

Heat level:

 

[IV 445]

Fuck chris, let’s interview Barb and find out how she became such a litigious, shrieking, hag and harpy of a whore bitch

 

[Marvin]

Anyone who's doing that, despite how autistic it is, clearly doesn't care. No matter how many times you say that.

@Merryweatherey certainly didn't and everyone kept telling him what a "bad" idea it was, but he cleared through.

@Merryweatherey did care though. His first attempt sucked.

He tried again and his second attempt was pretty solid.

 

[spylobster]

any future wannabe Sachumos

I do better making random videos about things other than Chris, that livestream got very little attention and I wasn't expecting it to. I'm very sorry the KF believes everything that happens to Chris is some amphitheater where people beg for the sites attention which inclines me to believe that the posters here think they are the majority of attention that Chris receives, which couldn't be farther from the truth really. Back when I was 15-16 making the doc (which by the way I don't think it's very good myself) the handful of regulars who posted here was enough attention that made it worth while.

On a random day when I was filming in weho near the pride district for a new documentary, Chris contacted me telling me his thoughts about the first doc. We chatted for awhile and eventually wanted to live stream under the condition that it wasn't an interview (apparently those cost money now). I have no urge or need to ask Chris silly questions and wanted to just talk to them more than anything. Lumping me together with weens who are out to annoy Chris in hopes to entertain this forum really isn't true, because i'd rather worry about entertaining the people who enjoy watching my stuff already than pleasing individuals here. That being said I do enjoy the conversations with a few of the KF members, and look forward to what they have to say about random updates.

 

[CatParty]

I do better making random videos about things other than Chris, that livestream got very little attention and I wasn't expecting it to. I'm very sorry the KF believes everything that happens to Chris is some amphitheater where people beg for the sites attention which inclines me to believe that the posters here think they are the majority of attention that Chris receives, which couldn't be farther from the truth really. Back when I was 15-16 making the doc (which by the way I don't think it's very good myself) the handful of regulars who posted here was enough attention that made it worth while.

On a random day when I was filming in weho near the pride district for a new documentary, Chris contacted me telling me his thoughts about the first doc. We chatted for awhile and eventually wanted to live stream under the condition that it wasn't an interview (apparently those cost money now). I have no urge or need to ask Chris silly questions and wanted to just talk to them more than anything. Lumping me together with weens who are out to annoy Chris in hopes to entertain this forum really isn't true, because i'd rather worry about entertaining the people who enjoy watching my stuff already than pleasing individuals here. That being said I do enjoy the conversations with a few of the KF members, and look forward to what they have to say about random updates.

then take down the documentary from your channel

 

[CwChalk]

The latest interview I thought was quite decent, just because it isn't funny doesn't mean its not entertaining.

There is one major problem though, no matter how much research or thought goes into the interviewer's efforts, there won't be much of a conversation simply because Chris' answers are usually "Yes" or "No" with no elaboration. When your interviewee isn't responsive or engaging, it's not gonna go very far.

This is why the recent interview was the only one I was able to sit through. When the interviewer is engaging in shit like "Remember that time you 'recycled' on cam?", the subject is gonna become more withdrawn and makes for very cringe-worthy content and, iirc, even Chris-Chan basically told that one guy to stop his ween shit.

 

[Marvin]

I'm very sorry the KF believes everything that happens to Chris is some amphitheater where people beg for the sites attention which inclines me to believe that the posters here think they are the majority of attention that Chris receives, which couldn't be farther from the truth really. Back when I was 15-16 making the doc (which by the way I don't think it's very good myself) the handful of regulars who posted here was enough attention that made it worth while.

You misunderstand. KF is not criticizing these interviews because we believe they're trying to solicit our attention. Like, I don't think anyone believes that coppercab is paying attention to kiwifarms or really knows what it is.

Coppercab is more aiming at the knowyourmeme crowd. He's trying to get attention from the knowyourmeme crowd because he was a washed up, flash-in-the-pan internet joke for a few months awhile ago and now he's trying to get internet famous again by paying a more famous lolcow to talk to him.

And that's some p losery shit.

The latest interview I thought was quite decent

Which one?

 

[CwChalk]

Oh, didn't realize there was another until I checked, but the internet dream lounge one. I guess I have another to check out later. Sweet.

Has anyone tried negotiating his $200 price tag? I feel like he'd be somewhat open just for opportunity to spread his message.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I do better making random videos about things other than Chris, that livestream got very little attention and I wasn't expecting it to. I'm very sorry the KF believes everything that happens to Chris is some amphitheater where people beg for the sites attention which inclines me to believe that the posters here think they are the majority of attention that Chris receives, which couldn't be farther from the truth really. Back when I was 15-16 making the doc (which by the way I don't think it's very good myself) the handful of regulars who posted here was enough attention that made it worth while.

On a random day when I was filming in weho near the pride district for a new documentary, Chris contacted me telling me his thoughts about the first doc. We chatted for awhile and eventually wanted to live stream under the condition that it wasn't an interview (apparently those cost money now). I have no urge or need to ask Chris silly questions and wanted to just talk to them more than anything. Lumping me together with weens who are out to annoy Chris in hopes to entertain this forum really isn't true, because i'd rather worry about entertaining the people who enjoy watching my stuff already than pleasing individuals here. That being said I do enjoy the conversations with a few of the KF members, and look forward to what they have to say about random updates.

tbh you're all good to me fam, I know you didn't mean to cause a bunch of sperglords like Copper to try and imitate you.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I do better making random videos about things other than Chris, that livestream got very little attention and I wasn't expecting it to. I'm very sorry the KF believes everything that happens to Chris is some amphitheater where people beg for the sites attention which inclines me to believe that the posters here think they are the majority of attention that Chris receives, which couldn't be farther from the truth really. Back when I was 15-16 making the doc (which by the way I don't think it's very good myself) the handful of regulars who posted here was enough attention that made it worth while.

On a random day when I was filming in weho near the pride district for a new documentary, Chris contacted me telling me his thoughts about the first doc. We chatted for awhile and eventually wanted to live stream under the condition that it wasn't an interview (apparently those cost money now). I have no urge or need to ask Chris silly questions and wanted to just talk to them more than anything. Lumping me together with weens who are out to annoy Chris in hopes to entertain this forum really isn't true, because i'd rather worry about entertaining the people who enjoy watching my stuff already than pleasing individuals here. That being said I do enjoy the conversations with a few of the KF members, and look forward to what they have to say about random updates.

It's a difficult line to walk because most people (including myself) think Chris is a waste of time unless properly milked.
I just applaud you for engaging Chris too much with his schizoid beliefs and for not being dumb enough to embarass yourself by flirting with an ogre like Copper did.

 

[Corsola]

I know this is :late:, but I just listened to the Coppercab one and, Christ. I honestly can't tell if ginger is serious or if hes just acting stupid to see how Chris will react or what. I don't know anything about the kid outside of his one-hit-wonder video. Also, like someone else said, I like how these people are willing to toss out $200 for an interview when they barely have a basic understanding of Chris. Almost every detail imaginable about him is easily availible online, if you insist on doing this at least read up first.

 

[Pony Horn]

I know this is :late:, but I just listened to the Coppercab one and, Christ. I honestly can't tell if ginger is serious or if hes just acting stupid to see how Chris will react or what. I don't know anything about the kid outside of his one-hit-wonder video. Also, like someone else said, I like how these people are willing to toss out $200 for an interview when they barely have a basic understanding of Chris. Almost every detail imaginable about him is easily availible online, if you insist on doing this at least read up first.

I'm sure coppercab saw the $200 as an investment to resurrect his dead career.

I guess anyone else who will pay that will be because they expect a bigger return. Unless the person has a serious e-boner for Chris.

I donno why Chris doesn't try for the talk show circuit. A guy like Dr Phil would love to have someone like Chris on his show. Chris ticks all the right boxes.

But the only show I'd go out of my way to watch would be him and Barbara on Hoarders. I'd love to see Barbara have a complete meltdown because she had to decide whether to keep the plastic bread basket or the 1989 calendar.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I know this is :late:, but I just listened to the Coppercab one and, Christ. I honestly can't tell if ginger is serious or if hes just acting stupid to see how Chris will react or what. I don't know anything about the kid outside of his one-hit-wonder video. Also, like someone else said, I like how these people are willing to toss out $200 for an interview when they barely have a basic understanding of Chris. Almost every detail imaginable about him is easily availible online, if you insist on doing this at least read up first.

Coppercab's shtick is all an act. He intentionally tries to be cringey and shit so that people will give him attention and thus he can try and profit off of it

 

[everythingisawkward999]

At least ask him about Desi, Kitty and Skittles and what happened to them. That'd be the most interesting thing so far compared to these interviews.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

And anyone who is willing to pay money to be part of "christory" is seriously autistic. Why would you want to be associated with it?

Exactly...Like, why would anyone buy Chris hideous amiibos or other autistic trinkets? You'd have to lock them in a closet or otherwise explain to visits how you like to laugh at a mentally challenged man on the internet but how it is actually ok, because, "you see, there was this this time he drew a lewd drawing of a friend of him called Megan and...uh...listen, just watch with me this video of him farting on a cake and you'll understand" and actually come up like a mong bigger than Chris.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

Listening to Chris Chan interviews are like listening to MMA fighter interviews. While they are absolute killers in the cage, unless their name is Conor McGregor listening to them talk about their boring fucking lives and diet routines is akin to watching paint dry and then grinding your forehead into the paint. For all his batshit insane mindsets and thought processes Chris is 99.99999999996% just a really lonely and boring man who plays videogames and builds lego in his room. He is only interesting when he is left to his own devices.

 

[Copitz]

I'm pretty much just posting this to clear my name so people know what I was actually planning on doing in the video. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it. Deleted scenes will be posted in this thread most likely tomorrow.

mod edit: embedded video below is an archive copy hosted on Kiwi Farms

[video]CWC/Copitz/A_Chat_with_Christine_Weston_Chandler_Chris_Chan-SopgLOXCcoE.webm[/video]
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SopgLOXCcoE

 

[Bragorboats]

Kinda surprising how laid back Chris can be in public to be honest.