Containment Chris-Chan Interviews

[Nurse Ratchet]

I would agree with you, except he filmed it for youtube. Then he whored it out here and on twitter for views. If you wanna take Chris out with a group of friends and have fun, that's awesome. You're doing something for a slow in the mind person. When you film it and broadcast it you're an attention whore looking for views. It's not simply doing a nice thing for someone when you're hoping to get something from it.

I background binge-listened to the geno segments this wknd, because I am a stupid asshole, & I can't endure another "y'all", or wall of verbiage in his nasally, overpronounced southern accent (& if I can't handle how he sounded in 2009, forget about how he talks now).. for a while.. so I will probably forget this interview exists before I ever watch it.

All I want to know is, does anyone know if this dude monetized it?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I don't see Chris as being capable of giving more than one word or one sentence non-answers to any questions, talking to him is a waste of time.

 

[Rupin]

It's sort of obligatory to shit all over everyone who does anything Chris-related anywhere else than here. It's kind of lame and proprietary tbh considering we can't actually do anything about it.

Not that I don't agree with shitting all over absolutely useless silly guys like Jessica Quinn and Hirtes, but not absolutely everyone is just generating pure garbage when they interact with Chris.

At least we found out he still goes to a gym so, there's that.

Twenty two minutes of fucking nothing.

Every one of them will probably be a lolcow in two years tops.

I don't even know why that one guy would let himself get filmed with all that shit on his face.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I appreciate the feedback. I only meant the video to be a little bit of a chat, nothing mind-blowing. I'll take what you said into account if we make another video, though.

Although clearly you're autistic, bullheaded and stupid enough to not take our advice, I will give you some advice: Don't get involved in this shit. You don't want to get e-famous from Chris. Especially when you were stupid enough to use the same handle on your Youtube channel as you did on here. The only attention you get from piggybacking off Chris's e-fame is not attention you want.

Don't you remember Jack Z?

 

[MahFibro!]

The reactions to what is seemingly just a boring ass conversation with Chris shines a very harsh light on the people in this subforum.

Keep in mind people, you're not fucking white knights, you're not some moat of angry spergs. If you idiots were screaming at every single person that interacted with Chris we'd be here for decades. For fuck's sake tone down the autism a bit. Sure Chris is the big one that's there but the kid wasn't being a tryhard or trying to be a silly guy, he was just talking to him. Calm down.

Which he could have done - off screen.

As others have mentioned already - there was absolutely no reason to record any of this. If he wanted to do something nice for CWC - more power to him and good on him for giving CWC a pleasant day out. But the moment he starts recording their interactions and pimping it out online, his actions become far less noble.

I don't even know why that one guy would let himself get filmed with all that shit on his face.

My guess is that he's trying to be funny in a not so subtle way. To most people, it would be obvious what the joke is; but CWC would probably either not notice it or not understand the gist of it. CWC would probably just see it as the kid being silly.

 

[MG 620]

I don't see Chris as being capable of giving more than one word or one sentence non-answers to any questions, talking to him is a waste of time.

It's not what he says but how he says it. Dear Christine is one of a kind.

 

[Done]

@Cuddly Pirate speaks truth here, who the fuck cares about people talking to Chris? As long as they're not actively harming or even annoying him, then who gives a shit? Dude seemed to have fun getting interviewed. It's one thing to dox idiotic we.e.ns like Hirtes or whoever fucked with Chris's finances recently, but it's a whole other thing to autistically screech at whoever talks to him, it discourages people from giving us info, and it makes us look like bigger spergs than we actually are.

If anyone here actively wants to be the arbiter of Chris's life and dictate who gets to talk to him, then consider filling your life with greater pursuits.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The reactions to what is seemingly just a boring ass conversation with Chris shines a very harsh light on the people in this subforum.

Keep in mind people, you're not fucking white knights, you're not some moat of angry spergs. If you idiots were screaming at every single person that interacted with Chris we'd be here for decades. For fuck's sake tone down the autism a bit. Sure Chris is the big one that's there but the kid wasn't being a tryhard or trying to be a silly guy, he was just talking to him. Calm down.

This autistic superhero is trying to use Chris, a pathetic manchild who people only follow to see what a trainwreck he is, to get more views for his uninteresting and shitty Youtube channel.

 

[James Howlett]

Less than 60 seconds in: "So Chris, have you heard of the Kiwi Farms?"
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In case anyone was still wondering about the quality of this video.

 

[Done]

This autistic superhero is trying to use Chris, a pathetic manchild who people only follow to see what a trainwreck he is, to get more views for his uninteresting and shitty Youtube channel.

So what then? Let him. He gets like what? 1,000 views and maybe makes 20 bucks, if he even gets monetized in the 1st place.

Giving this much of a shit over someone contacting or interviewing takes things is just autistic dude.

 

[Zilortha]

This autistic superhero is trying to use Chris, a pathetic manchild who people only follow to see what a trainwreck he is, to get more views for his uninteresting and shitty Youtube channel.

But if Chris is okay with that (because he legitimately enjoys the time he's spending with these people), who gives a fuck? These guys aren't the first people to try and get some e-fame off Chris, and I'm sure they won't be the last. We can chastise them, but (and maybe this is just me) I can only wonder if someone acting completely selfishly would ever bother to take Chris out for ice cream and not film it. Idk.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

My guess is that he's trying to be funny in a not so subtle way. To most people, it would be obvious what the joke is; but CWC would probably either not notice it or not understand the gist of it. CWC would probably just see it as the kid being silly.

Description says those are band-aids on his face from a skateboard accident.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

So what then? Let him. He gets like what? 1,000 views and maybe makes 20 bucks, if he even gets monetized in the 1st place.

Giving this much of a shit over someone contacting or interviewing takes things is just autistic dude.

Oh I know he won't get many views from it. It's just pathetic as shit to use Chris to try and get e-famous. This kid is obviously pretty damn autistic and is just opening himself up to get doxed.

Description says those are band-aids on his face from a skateboard accident.

His mom probably took his bike helmet off

 

[Catmat]

There is next to nothing that is unknown about chris. Just let him shit himself and do nothing

 

[Prussian Blue]

I don't give a toot about people interviewing Chris, if you really want to boost the views from double to triple digits then fair enough. Chris seems happy enough and it legit looks like they aren't out to troll him.

Saying that tho', that is a boring as fuck twenty minutes of my life I won't get back.

 

[MahFibro!]

Description says those are band-aids on his face from a skateboard accident.

Taking a closer look, it honestly looks like just tape to me (and, as a passing glance, looks like splooge). Does anyone else see any gauze to indicates bandages?

If the claim is true and he face planted, I have to ask; what kind of skateboard accident injures someone in such a way that only the upper lip and chin are affected? Wouldn't his nose have been scraped, as well?

 

[MG 620]

This autistic superhero is trying to use Chris, a pathetic manchild who people only follow to see what a trainwreck he is, to get more views for his uninteresting and shitty Youtube channel.

Just like any other youtuber then.

 

[Zilortha]

Taking a closer look, it honestly looks like just tape to me (and, as a passing glance, looks like splooge). Does anyone else see any gauze to indicates bandages?

If the claim is true and he face planted, I have to ask; what kind of skateboard accident injures someone in such a way that only the upper lip and chin are affected? Wouldn't his nose have been scraped, as well?

I'd imagine that it would depend on a lot of factors. Bust your mouth on the curb, and if you don't need dental work lol, you'd probably look like that. It's hard to say tbh.

 

[Done]

Oh I know he won't get many views from it. It's just pathetic as shit to use Chris to try and get e-famous. This kid is obviously pretty damn autistic and is just opening himself up to get doxed.

Yeah, so let him.

What I am saying is, if we keep screeching at everyone who talks to him then we start looking like cows ourselves.

A lot of people are complaining about the qaulity of the questions, well, have you considered that maybe we could have given the dude some suggestions instead of being mad autists on the internet?

The moment we stopped actively coordinating Chris trolling (which was and is a good decision), that's the exact moment we ceased becoming the center of that particular corner of the world, nobody is beholden to our 'prime directives' or our rule set except the members of this board, anyone else can do whatever they want, and we cannot physically stop them from doing it, at best we can maybe dox some of them after the fact.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

My guess is that he's trying to be funny in a not so subtle way. To most people, it would be obvious what the joke is; but CWC would probably either not notice it or not understand the gist of it. CWC would probably just see it as the kid being silly.

I feel like I am out of the loop here. What is the joke referencing?

Also Chris's hairline is receding pretty fast