Containment Chris-Chan Interviews

Why is it so hard to get a decent interview with Chris? Everyone always plays it 100% safe, there you are with the worlds most documented weirdo and everyone wastes it with the same boring shit. I know Chris is not great socially and there is a chance he could shut out and spoil the interview, but damn at least try!

Questions:

- What do you miss most about Bob?
- What was your favorite thing he left you behind?
- What is the thing you miss the most about being a child?
- What is the thing that scares you the most?
- Will Sonichu ever die?
- Does he ever intend to reunite will Cole?
- What kind of things or activities does he do currently with Barb that he enjoys?
- Why does he smell like rotting watermelon?
 
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This guy's planning to interview Chris this month:

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TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
Why? No one wants to hear about ponies, hedgehogs and dimension merge bullshit. I wonder how much this fag paid Chris?
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Because they're trying to ride his coattails to gain internet fame, and whatever they paid was exactly that much more than they should have.
 
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DarksydeCWC said:
Why is it so hard to get a decent interview with Chris? Everyone always plays it 100% safe, there you are with the worlds most documented weirdo and everyone wastes it with the same boring shit. I know Chris is not great socially and there is a chance he could shut out and spoil the interview, but damn at least try!

Questions:

- What do you miss most about Bob?
- What was your favorite thing he left you behind?
- What is the thing you miss the most about being a child?
- What is the thing that scares you the most?
- Will Sonichu ever die?
- Does he ever intend to reunite will Cole?
- What kind of things or activities does he do currently with Barb that he enjoys?
- Why does he smell like rotting watermelon?
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Apparently, the latest interview is in the ‘editing’ process. The public has been told that there is at least one question pertaining to Bluespike, and a long winded Mario-related one. I’m sure this interview is going to be fantastic, everyone.
 

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Looney Troons said:
Apparently, the latest interview is in the ‘editing’ process. The public has been told that there is at least one question pertaining to Bluespike, and a long winded Mario-related one. I’m sure this interview is going to be fantastic, everyone.
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"Sorry but I don’t misgender people. If she hasn’t gone through surgery, then Chris is a he, but I’m assuming she did just to be safe."

I like how he says this after the interview. Using the proper pronoun is a big deal to this guy, but he didn't find out if Chris had gone through surgery or not. Maybe that could be explained away as him feeling like that's a private matter - but he asked Chris about BlueSpike, who's best known for tricking Chris into making a sex tape and shoving his medallion up his ass...
 
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I worry the interview is just a bunch of softball questions like these interviews usually end up being. Nothing really probing or challenging Chris on anything. Just letting Chris ramble about the same stuff he rambles about on twitter.

Chris isn't fragile. He's not going to break if you ask him some more pointed questions. Even if you really push him, he won't hang up. He'll get flustered and start to snap at you, but he won't hang up.
 
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Marvin said:
I worry the interview is just a bunch of softball questions like these interviews usually end up being. Nothing really probing or challenging Chris on anything. Just letting Chris ramble about the same stuff he rambles about on twitter.

Chris isn't fragile. He's not going to break if you ask him some more pointed questions. Even if you really push him, he won't hang up. He'll get flustered and start to snap at you, but he won't hang up.
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YOU should do an interview. He doesn't recognize you anyway. I would love to hear you ask him questions about the Pickle Man.
 
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