Containment Chris-Chan Interviews

-Chris really misses his tranny friends
-says Lukas is possessed by evil and needs to return to the light side
-had painted S-Chu balls and figurines to give his tranny friends for Christmas
-Chris is not committing polyamory because he was married in c-197 and it's legal there
-Chris doesn't think BlueSpike making him shove the medallion in his ass was that bad
-Chris has PTSD from the 4th grade incident when the teachers held him down
-Chris says he was meditating everyday with Magi-chan for months before Idea Guy met him
-Chris says the Merge is still happening and was delayed by "Deity Red Tape" (whatever that means)
-Chris isn't going to talk about the Merge much anymore until he gets more info
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
Also, what the fuck is he? A prepubescent kid? Or yet another teen troon? Good grief.
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Seems like he's 13
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I'm pretty sure weens younger than he know better than to go near Chris for attention, because in the end it only makes them look stupid, and gets them eaten by piranhas.
 
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Good that someone decided to do a breakdown of that idiotic interview. Now we can move on and forget about this attention whoring. This kid obviously wanted ass pats from the farms but fell flat on his ass instead. Best part? Him being salty about the neckbeards for not appreciating his top notch autistic try to get part of christory.
 
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Don't they realize how much they could have done with an interview. Just the set up, having a direct line with Christine's full attention. Absolutely no imagination. Who the fuck actually does just an interview. Why not spice things up, add some theatrics. Chris is predictable, use that to make some actual content not a fucking elementary level ask your grandpa about his past boring bullshit interview.
 
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The Ram Rancher said:
Don't they realize how much they could have done with an interview. Just the set up, having a direct line with Christine's full attention. Absolutely no imagination. Who the fuck actually does just an interview. Why not spice things up, add some theatrics. Chris is predictable, use that to make some actual content not a fucking elementary level ask your grandpa about his past boring bullshit interview.
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Well, it's a kid so there isn't much to expect. Most people don't to truly understand people's sociological and psychological ticks until their early twenties, and even then it's limited. Chris even more so is on easy mode with getting information from him. You feed his ego a little bit, and act like you're enthusiastic over his interests and his Sonichu/CWCville lore before dabbling into the dimension merge and more sensitive topics. Even this instance you need to make sure Chris believes your on his side, Count Dankula had a pretty good one. Just by telling Chris he wanted to know why his family never visits but at the same letting Chris know it's really not his fault as much as it is Barbs and Bobs created a good emotional bridge.
 
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There's no point interviewing Chris since he spergs about all the same shit in epic-length Twitter tirades on the regular.
 
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