Chris Chan meme compilation

May I add this lovely image of Bob coming to fulfill what should've been done a long time ago?
 

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Others are gonna get weirdly pissed off at this I think, but I’m all for it. Zoomers choosing to run with a weird reinterpretation of Chris as an esthetic is just hilarious. Chris has reached near the end of the lolcow lifecycle himself so it’s up to “disciples” to find new, innovative ways to be cringe spectacles

I honestly think if Chris didn't mollest Barb, he could have became some sort of odd cultural icon for the internet in a sense. He was starting to get more mainstream recognition for being himself from various sources and I could see him being regarded as some kind of outsider artist in a genuine capacity within his own lifetime - He fucked that up by what he's done this year and now he's got the lowest form of art mimicing his lowest moments for clout because of #FUNNY and the more recent it is the more likely it is to be jumping on a bandwagon to cash in on Chris at some point.

He'll Chris is the only person from that era of the internet who was still even slightly relevant, to people who don't frequent certain parts of the internet who also got more than some traction even as a joke back in the day.

If at least one of them bites the bullet, takes one for the team, holds their nose, and just goes and fucks Chris, it will be all worth it.

That's wildly optimistic, Chris had his golden Galpal and blew it by fucking barb he will never be that close ever again if he was that close at all to begin with.
 
if he was that close at all to begin with.
She never really wanted to have sex with Chris. She just wanted the clout (as evidenced by her spamming her shit all over Plebbit). The unironically retarded morbidly obese literal nigger faggots on Plebbit keep perpetuating the myth that the young, hot, barely legal teenage girl wanted to do the horizontal limbo with the disgusting hideous, deformed, worthless middle-aged loser Chris for a reason. It's because the Plebbit users are just like Chris. Thus, they want to lie to themselves that a young hot chick would want to have sex with their disgustingly obese Cheeto-dust-covered unwashed whale bodies.
 
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