
“Now me personally, if I were held accountable for some of the stupid decisions I made when I was a high functioning autistic, oh boy, wow. And I bet if I were in the Sonichu Temple right now I’d get a big amen!
Which brings us to this goddess. Now this CPU goddess, and I’m sorry but that’s what she is, she did a dumb thing. I’m not denying that. However I would like you to remember two salient facts. Fact 1: nobody got hurt! They bonded souls! Very important to keep that in mind. Fact 2: now the prosecution keeps dangling this term “rape”. Mrs. Chandler, her mother, admitted to us that she forced this goddess to move into her bedroom after her husband died - she was forced to spoon her at night! So rape? Bit of a reach, don’t you think Dave?
Here’s what I know. This Sonic Sweepstakes winner, a high school honor roll student, were bonding their soul every three nights and they just went a little bananas. I don’t know, call me crazy, but I don’t think they deserve to have their bright future ruined by a momentary, minute, never to be repeated, lapse of judgement. Ladies and gentleman...you’re bigger than that”