Chris Chan meme compilation

You know, when very few people try and defend Chris: "Chris is just autistic; the trolls made him do gross stuff!", I point out stuff like this and say "This wasn't troll influenced: This came out of Chris' mind. He knows what he's doing."
Most neurotypicals see autistics as defective or weak because autists lack so much understanding of the social environment. At the same time NT's can't understand the unique world the autist has created behind his own eyes, and can't admit their own limitations. It's easier just to say autist = weak, trans = weak, so they must be protected at all costs - "maybe I can't stick up for myself but at least I can stick up for society's weakest". Autists are seen as subhuman so they aren't responsible for their actions, in the same way cats are worshipped as innocents despite wreaking havoc on the ecosystem.

"This sex pest is like a mini hitler whose x-rated cartoons are the stuff of a diseased mind"
- Chris is just autistic; the trolls made him do gross stuff (Chris isn't responsible for his actions, everyone else is)

"This looney troon repeated fucked his demented mother"
- Her* (Misgendering means society's weakest is being disrespected, so you must be in the wrong. Reminding a troon they're living a lie might cause suicide, so they are saving a life)

Sorry but you can't say this wasn't troll influenced. IDK where you all landed on Bella, but I think we all can agree she gets off on derangement almost as much as SnakeThing. She was reacting to Chris' confession call like it was phone sex. The text from the Chris Chad meme was sent to Bella, and the whole tone is similar to Chris' other cyber sex emails. He also seemed to be reporting back on techniques he's tried, possibly that Bella had suggested. Bella was flicking her moldy bean to the idea of Chris fucking his mom for months, but that doesn't mean she made him do it.

Chris is his own biggest troll. Sooner or later he realizes his "friends" are playing kick the autistic and he wants to play too, only he always kicks the hardest. Chris was always going to drink his own cum, autistically play with sex toys, make sex tapes with what's at hand and rage at anyone who perceives has wronged him. Pre-Idea Guys it was probably better that trolls provided Chris a virtual world full of consenting "women" for him to sleaze on, villains to curse and the prospect of making his comic a viable IP. Sure, this world that Chris came of age in was full of rape, death and debauchery, something his inner world would come to mirror, but Chris has always chosen-his-own-adventure when it comes to choosing who to interact with.

The "How to Fuck your Grandma" manual really to sticks out to me. Chris has never cared how the victim of his infatuation feels before, he just touches as much as he thinks he can get away with. With everything in life, Chris has god-given talent and any kind of practice is pointless. This extends to his sexual prowess, where not only did his give his whore multiple orgasm but also gave Barb the best sex of her slutty life. The only book Chris has read is the warhol book about himself - if he actually wanted to learn he would have found videos (porn or otherwise) to teach him. That book seemed like more of a statement, something to get some good boy points from Bella.

Chris is in the weakest caste of society so NT's are unable to critically evaluate him, to do some would be X-phobic. To most people, Chris personally isn't interesting, only what he represents. The idea that pronoun privileges are basic manners that can be revoked if a person is behaving antisocially is more interesting. Calling Chris a he has the effect of reminding other troons that they not real women, forcing a stressful internal conflict from believing two contradictory ideas. They're trying to make a "social construct" where nothing will ever remind trans people they're living out of step with reality and then these unicorns will finally stop killing themselves.

The only people who want to know about Chris are other autists who want to see what happens if don't do what you're supposed to do and antisocial true crime/abnormal psychology buffs. Otherwise he's just a puzzle piece for their world view.
 
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This is definately the best AI Chris Chan I've ever heard. A lot of programs can't quite capture his pattern of speech, but this one came damn close. I made the mistake of drinking something when it said "turn me loose like a goose please" and spat all over my screen. Bravo.

Haha well luckily with this program it's all based on real life input via voice recording so copying his southern twang and speech patterns with a 15 minute audio clip to generate his voice it comes out well combined with recording my own voice to get the inflections and speech a bit more consistent
 
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Damn, if only AI was around during the Classic Chris era. This would drive Chris nuts. This wouldn't work on Modern Chris now.
I saw this on YouTube and didn’t know where else to post it.

I'm pretty sure most of Chris' classmate would see this now, and go "Well, that makes sense. Poor Barb."
 
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