Chris-Chan Sighting at Gamestop (With Video)

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The Joker said:
The shemales will scare him too much for being homos. He is afraid of the blacks. The Mexicans will make fun of his Spanish. The Aryan brotherhood would kick his ass once he sings "don't trust them niggas over there". Maybe he can start a sonichu club!:lol: but we all know it will end with :briefs:
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How about the Russians? Do we picture Chris as a Zek?
 
Mogambo said:
Except women don't act that way. Hell, even teenage girls don't act that way.
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I know this is off topic, but you probably haven't been to Highschool in a long time.
although to be fair, it's mostly freshmen and proto SJWs who try to look like stereotypical 50's secretaries who try to act sassy like Chris.
 
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Sharktopus said:
Vandalizing public property: Meh.
Macing an employee in the face: Meh.
Mis-gendering CWC: How dare you, you transphobic cis white het scum! This is awful!!

Did I use enough buzzwords?
Special snowflakes pls. :roll:
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I'm on tumblr pretty regularly for work reasons (not going into details) and I can tell you this reaction is pretty typical. Tumblr outrage has a hair trigger and reacts to very specific things. Don't worry about them invading here, this issue isn't big enough for them to actually remember it for more than a few minutes (I'd say for them to actually do anything about it, but what am I saying? Tumblr SJW's don't actually do anything about any issue, they just whine to each other about how hard their life is).
 
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Sammy said:
Last time Chris got off I think because of his history with Michael Snyder. Snyder was a local business owner, with a long history of having Chris as a customer, painfully aware of Chris' internet fame (I think he even was interviewed by Christorians once), whom had enough exposure to him that he genuinely wanted Chris to get some help, and generally had some sympathy for the poor bloke. As far as I know/remember, Chris never really did any property damage to Snyder's shop either, generally just was a hassle up until his ban. (and kind of ran him over once or twice later, but..)

Apart from the property damage, Gamestop is large enough and profit driven enough to not know who the hell Chris is nor care about him on any personal level respectively. Plus Chris now has a longstanding record of this kind of behavior, a good deal of it documented officially with the law. I think Chris has finally put himself into a situation where he won't be able to worm his way out.

I love Chris as much as the next Kiwi, but maybe its better this way. He's gone from being a hassle to a vandal to an assaulter, shows no sign of remorse when he does these kinds of things (unless forced to by Snorlax or his lawyers in court), and zero indication of turning his life around. He's getting worse. I never thought of Chris as someone who could do anybody any real genuine harm, I don't believe anyone really has, but he keeps getting more and more outlandish, and more and more violent.
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I couldn't agree more. I've always thought that eventually Chris's fate would be either homlessness on the streets, or jail. Looks like it's the latter. But on the bright side at least he'll have a roof over his head. Not one single brick of lego though. All that begging and collecting this past year was for nothing. Who would have guessed that, eh?
 
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Mogambo said:
Okay, I suppose it's possible, though I always thought Megan was supposed to be something of a 'tomboy.'
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I actually have no idea, you are probably right actually. I was mainly inferring on her behavior from the Sailor Moon obsession, but I know that doesn't mean everything.
 
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Sharktopus said:
Vandalizing public property: Meh.
Macing an employee in the face: Meh.
Mis-gendering CWC: How dare you, you transphobic cis white het scum! This is awful!!

Did I use enough buzzwords?
Special snowflakes pls. :roll:
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to be fair, the Employee was a white straight CISman trying to oppress Chris' freedom of speech with his patriarchy powers, so it's completely ok :roll:
 
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Pardon my late response as I just got home from work, but just

Holy shit.

We get it. Chris hates Sonic Boom with an undying passion. But did he seriously, seriously not learn from the first vandalism? (what am I saying of course he didn't)

Honestly I hope the man assaulted/pepper-sprayed presses charges. Not trying to be an a-log here or parrot what others have said, but he seriously needs to get more than a slap on the wrist for this. Maybe if they really delve into Chris and find out about his autism and try to link that to his behavior they'll get him some help that might actually sink into that thick skull.

I have no idea if or how his mother might be brought into this other than defending her special snowflake. Honestly I hope she doesn't try assaulting anyone in the process like with the Snyder incident. I can only imagine what would happen if they both went to actual jail over something like this.

It'll be interesting to see how the next events unfold with this case. I am genuinely curious of what will happen.
 
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The Lone Wanderer said:
I kind of hope she goes to court, maybe they will decide she needs a care worker/escort who can get her help maybe have her put in a proper care facility, after seeing her living conditions.

Her mother can't control her and she has no self-control.
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They won't though, that's the thing. They're not going to look at him and say "This individual needs therapy, lets give it to him", they're going to say "This person committed a crime, here's the sentence". People worse off mentally then Chris have been jailed or sent to prison.

It isn't looking good for OPL.
 
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Coldgrip said:
They won't though, that's the thing. They're not going to look at him and say "This individual needs therapy, lets give it to him", they're going to say "This person committed a crime, here's the sentence". People worse off mentally then Chris have been jailed or sent to prison.

It isn't looking good for OPL.
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Which is sad if true about the american justice system.
 
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asperhes said:
According to a search of all jails in Virginia, Chris is not currently in custody, at 11:10pm EST. The search tool receives updates from jails every 15 minutes.

Link: https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/siteInfoAction.do?siteId=47000
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1) They actually have a tool for this? Wow... hello Big Brother.

2) Chris acted like a bitch and sprayed an employee with mace... or more specifically, the employee's shirt and hands from what we can see. If he is going to be charged with something, I doubt it warrants the cops storming his house this late at night and throwing him in the clink. At earliest, the cops are going to drop by Casa de Chandler tomorrow and have to deal with the Charb.
 
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