Chris-Chan Sighting at Gamestop (With Video)

[Hitler]

Just once, just one fucking time I would like to see Chris get punched in his asshole face for doing shit like this. To the best of my recollection he has never suffered any immediate repercussions. He gets bans (that we've learned recently he plans to stop adhering to) and the Snyder thing; all that happened was he had to pay Snyder some money. I would like just one time for Chris to feel instant consequences, I don't want for him to get the living shit beat out of him but just one sock in the jaw. Chris has never feared the consequences of acting however he wants so he acts like a child without a parent to reign him in. Chris get banned from places constantly, so most likely he acts like this a lot. It won't do Chris any good, he'll just whine about it and it'll go to the top of his list of great hardships like mowing the lawn and lifting... well, anything really but for the sake of the poor people that have to deal with him I would like to see it, just once.

 

[Globe]

I dunno if it's going to result in an arrest if he keeps up this sort of behavior, but it'll certainly result in an ass-beating at the least. Nice to see how he's making good on those promises he made in the apology letters.

 

[Surtur]

This is fucking hilarious.

 

[Gawker]

I'm still marveling over the fact he blew a raspberry at someone. I mean the whole thing is childish and absurd but that in particular.

I've seen toddlers pull temper tantrums and really this isn't that much different.

 

[Sharktopus]

I've gotta say, blowing a raspberry at the person filming really was just the icing on the cake for me.

 

[Poison_Ivy]

Its shit like this is why I stopped working for gamestop for the holiday season. I worked there for 6 straight holidays and dear god I've met and dealt with a myriad of psychos.

The guy in the yellow is probably an ASM (Assistant Manager)or an SGA (Senior Game Advisor). The woman in the normal shirt might be the manager. Normally, gamestop tends to hire older people for the manager position.

Anyway, back to Chris....waiting to hear that he's banned from that shopping center along with another set a pretty bracelets for him to wear.

 

[Puranjin]

He looks like some comical superhero villain wearing all that.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Wow...someone needs to reign him in before he gets into real trouble again.

Take that thought and transport it back twenty years.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Maybe Renee will ask about this... Thetan, ramming speed.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Just once, just one fucking time I would like to see Chris get punched in his asshole face for doing shit like this. To the best of my recollection he has never suffered any immediate repercussions. He gets bans (that we've learned recently he plans to stop adhering to) and the Snyder thing; all that happened was he had to pay Snyder some money. I would like just one time for Chris to feel instant consequences, I don't want for him to get the living shit beat out of him but just one sock in the jaw. Chris has never feared the consequences of acting however he wants so he acts like a child without a parent to reign him in. Chris get banned from places constantly, so most likely he acts like this a lot. It won't do Chris any good, he'll just whine about it and it'll go to the top of his list of great hardships like mowing the lawn and lifting... well, anything really but for the sake of the poor people that have to deal with him I would like to see it, just once.

I know I've said it before, but one day, Chris is going to do this shit to the wrong person at the wrong time, and he *will* get punched in the face or get his ass beat. And ya know something? It won't be anyone's fault but his own.

 

[NegaCWC]

Couldn't have been mace...the guy would have been screaming. I'm actually betting, knowing Chris, that she sprayed him with perfume.

But we only have a few seconds of the employee's reaction taped on video. For all we know, he could have displayed signs of terrible agony after filming was over. Keep in mind that the tumblr user who uploaded this video explicitly says it was a mace, and he saw more than us. At the end of the day, we could get a fuller account of what happened if Thetan and/or Catherine will contact Chris and ask him what happened. I'm with Tubular Monkey on this, Thetan should ask Chris what happened.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

The issue with someone giving Fatty a good gob-smack is that the law would side against him. Though he undoubtably deserves a good drubbing I wouldn't recommend it.

Let the Jerkcops deal with him.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Who wants to start a betting pool, will Chris get arrested or his ass beaten?

BTW, does anyone know what Gamestop this was taken at? Someone local could just go there and asked about the purple glasses wearing weirdo and get some information.

 

[slep]

Folks, Chris is getting out of hand. Running around in public vandalizing other people's property in broad daylight in front of many witnesses and assaulting people. This is no A-Log to say that he is becoming a clear danger to the public right now with his growing tardrage and disregard for the Law. It's only a matter of time before someone truly gets permanently injured or even killed by Chris' actions.

 

[Honeyrabbit]

Chris is looking like the peak of high fashion in his novelty purple round glasses, too-small Manchester High jumper, yellow t-shirt, light-blue denim shorts, purple leggings and what appear to be light-brown Ugg boots. And of course a hair-band, to keep that glorious flowing mane off his face.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I'm looking forward to his triumphant Facebook post so we can understand what his intent was.

 

[The Knife]

This is basically complete conjecture due to the quality of the video, but the object in his right hand appears to be pink and perhaps of an appropriate size to be one of the Britney Spears perfume bottles.

Honestly, my first thought was that it might be Hot Pink, the small, cheap brand of mace they sell in CVS and Walmart here. It comes in a bright pink can and is kind of ubiquitous here on the local university campus.

 

[Atlas 95]

But we only have a few seconds of the employee's reaction taped on video. For all we know, he could have displayed signs of terrible agony after filming was over. Keep in mind that the tumblr user who uploaded this video explicitly says it was a mace, and he saw more than us. At the end of the day, we could get a fuller account of what happened if Thetan and/or Catherine will contact Chris and ask him what happened. I'm with Tubular Monkey on this, Thetan should ask Chris what happened.

Ideally someone should reach out to whoever posted this video, maybe get them to post a eye witness account of it (its not like they'll have forgotten seeing something like that quickly) and leave Thetan and Catie out of it. Both her and Renee have disengaged by this point there's no need to set that back just for Chris' warped account of events
Hell, we might even get lucky and Chris will post his story anyway

 

[Ravenor]

Just once, just one fucking time I would like to see Chris get punched in his asshole face for doing shit like this. To the best of my recollection he has never suffered any immediate repercussions. He gets bans (that we've learned recently he plans to stop adhering to) and the Snyder thing; all that happened was he had to pay Snyder some money. I would like just one time for Chris to feel instant consequences, I don't want for him to get the living shit beat out of him but just one sock in the jaw. Chris has never feared the consequences of acting however he wants so he acts like a child without a parent to reign him in. Chris get banned from places constantly, so most likely he acts like this a lot. It won't do Chris any good, he'll just whine about it and it'll go to the top of his list of great hardships like mowing the lawn and lifting... well, anything really but for the sake of the poor people that have to deal with him I would like to see it, just once.

To be honest, I think he has used this tactic before, we just haven't got it documented.

An your right, without careful teaching Chris will keep using it, he need's swift correction to understand something is wrong. Almost like a puppy when your house training it, however when Chris does something an get's away with it he will keep doing it you have to rub his nose in the bad to get it to change.

Thing is I would not be surprised if he tried this on a Copper or Security guard some time soon. As he still hasn't learned his ban lesson from the whole HexBox saga, the day he runs afoul of security of the police again is growing rapidly closer, evidenced by this vid alone. He will do it to the wrong person an they will either hurt him or legally screw him over.

Also this vid shows there is a awful lot of his antics we don't get told.

 

[drmccoy]

I don't think the guy he sprayed was security and was probably too surprised to react. One day the moron is going to do that to the wrong person and get the shit beat out of him.

Now we know why he gets banned. He's disruptive, smells, acts out over insignificant things and sprays people with cheap perfume. Bet ya a pickle that's what the stupid asshole did in Target to the Security person after he droned on and on about fucking Sonic.

Face it, Chris is a stupid asshole who makes his own bed over the dumbest shit possible.

Occupy Wallstreet?
Bring Back our Kids?
Ferguson?

No. Sonic has blue arms.

No wonder Bob gave up.