Chris Chandler: Unsolved Mysteries - Special Autism Edition

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Who was The Magic Man? Did that ever get answered?

That one was actually answered a long time ago, it was a SA goon whose name now escapes me, because no matter how often it was brought up everyone would ignore me when I told them who he was and now even I've forgotten everything but what site he was from.
 
Something that's always been bugging me about the entire CWC saga is what the fuck ever happened to Megan after she stopped talking to Chris?

I mean I really doubt that Chris really backed off that easily after Megan told him to stop talking to her, not to mention I believe Chris said that he thought that Megan "moved away" or something to that effect after the fact.

I just find it very strange that Megan was able to disappear like that despite all the FBI-esque trolling that was going on.
 
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I've got a mystery: what really happened in the Kyle Saga?
Oh, it was so fucking funny.

So like, we had a troll willing to risk ####### ###### ###########. They were going to ## ## # #### #### Chris and actually ####### # ###### him. We were going to have Kyle on hand, ##### ## ###### ###. Unlike other trolling attempts, our margin of error was going to be tiny.

Kyle showed up and ####### ### ###### ##### #### Chris! And then Kyle ####### ### #### ### ##### ## Chris! Ahaha, oh god, the footage is fucking great. And the icing on the cake is that before he sped off, he ###### ### #### ## Chris' ### #### ######!

And then Chris shat himself.

SENSITIVE CONTENT REDACTED BY THE INNER CIRCLE ON THE ORDERS OF COMRADE CASH, ENJOY THE PUBLIC KYLE SAGA STORY
 
Something that's always been bugging me about the entire CWC saga is what the fuck ever happened to Megan after she stopped talking to Chris?

I mean I really doubt that Chris really backed off that easily after Megan told him to stop talking to her, not to mention I believe Chris said that he thought that Megan "moved away" or something to that effect after the fact.

I just find it very strange that Megan pretended that she didn't exist after all the drama over shecameforcwc.jpg...

What even happened to ANY of the people who knew him before he became a lolcow? There are only a handful who remained keeping track of his screw ups.

I think it would be entertaining to watch the reaction of all those Manchester and PVCC classmates who have not kept up with Chris and suddenly shown the latest about him.
 
I just find it very strange that Megan pretended that she didn't exist after all the drama over shecameforcwc.jpg...
What makes you think she pretended she didn't exist?

She didn't have a public persona to start with. It's not like she was a youtube celebrity or something. How would you know if she did anything differently?
 
Who was the autistic that bit Chris and gave him autism? I feel if we can track him down and shoot him with a silver bullet we could cure Chris' autism. Or, at least, learn where he got autism so we can find the root of autism and destroy the original autistic who is no doubt still alive biting people and giving innocents autism. Destroy him, and all autism will be cured.
 
I always wanted to know

1) Why did at one point he address his diary entries as "Star Date"? Other than those words, I've never even seen him mention Star Trek. I like to imagine Bob watching the old series from the 60's on PBS on Saturday nights being the source.

2) There was a weird small storage room off the back of the kitchen of the old 14 BLC. May have even had a door with steps leading outside as seen in a few outside videos. I always wondered what use that little area had, if any. Just storage?
 
What does the Heart Torch mean?
I think the Heart Torch of Fail is based off some Sailor Moon thing. As for what that means to Chris, it was just another toy he could use to play pretend and escape from his shitty reality.

1) Why did at one point he address his diary entries as "Star Date"? Other than those words, I've never even seen him mention Star Trek. I like to imagine Bob watching the old series from the 60's on PBS on Saturday nights being the source.
I don't know if Chris has seen Star Trek, but he's had to have seen at least one of the million shows that include that line as a parody.
 
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