Chris Chandler: Unsolved Mysteries - Special Autism Edition

[Casual Garbage]

I want to know how Chris was introduced to the concept of trangenders? Chris still seems really homophobic and is constantly trying to prove that he himself isn't a homo. Now he's part of this very small minority of the population that is transgendered, and he either feels like he's the most popular trans there is, or he believe that woman will want to fuck him because he's "The best of both worlds." Chris expects lesbian woman to be attractive to him. Another question is, if Chris is really serious about transgenders, will he be willing to have sex with another men who think they have "Female souls?"

 

[MrTroll]

What REALLY happened on the morning of January 10th, 2014? Everybody knows fire can't melt Legos.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Something that's always been bugging me about the entire CWC saga is what the fuck ever happened to Megan after she stopped talking to Chris?

I mean I really doubt that Chris really backed off that easily after Megan told him to stop talking to her, not to mention I believe Chris said that he thought that Megan "moved away" or something to that effect after the fact.

I just find it very strange that Megan was able to disappear like that despite all the FBI-esque trolling that was going on.

Megan just got on with her life, that's it. She has the immense misfortune of having her awkward adolescent phase partially preserved for eternity by her involvement with Chris and a lot of what we know about her comes from Chris' email history, but she never personally stuck her neck out.

A lot of people respected her right to be forgotten, Chris may class her as a troll, but she never was and doesn't deserve people hounding her for scraps of info.

That said, a photo appeared a while back of her with her boyfriend. As far as we know, she's happy living a life free of autistic manchildren.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

What REALLY happened on the morning of January 10th, 2014? Everybody knows fire can't melt Legos.

Thermite Legos. Thank you for your service.

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

Is Mary Lee Walsh aware of the character inspired by her (and using her whole name)?

If so does she find it insulting, amusing or is completely indifferent towards it?

 

[Darndirty]

One I've always wondered is which one of you is Kim Davis

 

[Marvin]

Will chris ever make the 100 pages of sonichu that Dstecks paid for, or has he just forgotten about it completely?

He intends to. They'll come about in the process of him working on the comic.

I want to know how Chris was introduced to the concept of trangenders?

Internet. Wikipedia. Etc.

Chris still seems really homophobic and is constantly trying to prove that he himself isn't a homo.

My interpretation of the situation is that misandry is Chris' biggest unjustified bigotry. His other bigotries are based off of his hatred of men or a result of him getting punished/arrested/fucked with by people. (So jerkops, for example.)

So, I think pre-trolling, Chris didn't really hate gays that much. It was a thing, like he was probably called gay in school, but he really didn't freak out about it until the trolling started. When the trolling started, we just constantly pestered Chris with gay shit, so he was super paranoid about fighting the gays.

But even without the trolling, I think homosexual men really confuse the fuck out of Chris. He doesn't know how to react. Ultimately, I don't think Chris believes that someone, man or a woman, could possibly like a man. Or, I guess he grudgingly accepts it, but he thinks androphiles are stupid/mistaken/confused. He really doesn't believe that someone can like masculinity.

Now, after Chris changed genders (as far as he can tell), his homophobia became super unimportant. He really doesn't care about gays anymore. What remains is his misandry.

Now he's part of this very small minority of the population that is tranny, and he either feels like he's the most popular tranny there is, or he believe that woman will want to fuck him because he's "The best of both worlds." Chris expects lesbian woman to be attractive to him.

I think you're interpreting Chris' transgenderism as a "plan" on his part.

It's not a plan. It's something that fulfills an important need in his world, on its own merits.

Another question is, if Chris is really serious about transgenders, will he be willing to have sex with another men who think they have "Female souls?"

Chris doesn't like penises.

For example, a gay man could be 100% for trans equality, but still not be personally interested in banging a transman, even if they politically/socially regard them as a man.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

What REALLY happened on the morning of January 10th, 2014? Everybody knows fire can't melt Legos.

Inside job. Sonijews.

 

[butt in trouble]

I've always wanted to know what the fuck he meant when he just started shouting "WARRIORS! WARRIORS!" during the father call for absolutely no reason.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I want to know how Chris was introduced to the concept of trangenders? Chris still seems really homophobic and is constantly trying to prove that he himself isn't a homo. Now he's part of this very small minority of the population that is tranny, and he either feels like he's the most popular tranny there is, or he believe that woman will want to fuck him because he's "The best of both worlds." Chris expects lesbian woman to be attractive to him. Another question is, if Chris is really serious about transgenders, will he be willing to have sex with another men who think they have "Female souls?"

He's not interested in anyone born with a penis, at least that's what he's stated.

But how it lead there I'm guessing first there was not liking men/preferring to hang out with women (His high school gal pals being more sympathetic acquaintances than actual friends) then preferring stereotypical female things over male things (Ultra cliche things like preferring shopping over sports) then trolls exploited his issues through the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum and somewhere along the line he realised he could identify as a lesbian and joined the LGBT movement, the whole willing to date straight women and lesbians is Chris wanting to have his cake and eat it, he still doesn't seem to understand relationships are about two people and not just about what he wants.

The homophobic thing might just be Chris projecting his insecurities since his parents have traditional views and they or he might have questioned his lack of masculinity and took it as a sign that he's gay.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

His butt really is fucked up. I mean sometimes he looks like he has a square butt and sometimes it looks like his ass cheeks are going to explode. Also why is there a rash on his ass?

 

[Karen Riley]

One of my favourite unsolved Chris mysteries is what happened to get him kicked out of his English class in college that led to him starting his sweetheart quest.

Chris claims he was kicked out because he pointed out that he was autistic like a character in a book they were reading but I can't see raising your hand and saying 'it's funny, I can relate to this character because I'm autistic as well,' leading to something as extreme as being kicked out of class.

Most of the mysteries that are actually interesting, (who x troll is in real life isn't interesting to me) happened before Chris had the scrutiny he gets on the Internet nowadays. We're left relying on Chris's obviously unreliable accounts so they're questions we'll get the answers for.

 

[butt in trouble]

Chris claims he was kicked out because he pointed out that he was autistic like a character in a book they were reading but I can't see raising your hand and saying 'it's funny, I can relate to this character because I'm autistic as well,' leading to something as extreme as being kicked out of class.

According to one of the Jackie chats he half-admits it was because he wrote homophobic critiques of people's book reports. Of course, Chris being the way he is still thinks it was somehow related to his Autism.

Spoiler: Here it is

[7:45 pm]CWC:And in an English class, as we were starting to read "Wednesday's Child", a story of anautisticgirl, I told the professor and the class I was H.F.A.; between that, and some misunderstandings, he kicked me out of his class on my 21stBirthday.
[7:45 pm]Jacklyn Romy:wait
[7:45 pm]Jacklyn Romy:what misunderstandings
[7:45 pm]Jacklyn Romy:?
[7:47 pm]CWC:essentially, when it came to critiquing the papers of the others' students, when they started talking aboutdrug useandhomosexualcontent, I wrote with exclamations you'd likely hear from ablackperson in church. Note, this was back in2002, and I was not as mature as I am today.
[7:47 pm]CWC:*not as mature then as I am today.
[7:48 pm]Jacklyn Romy:so, you were critiquing each others' papers?
[7:48 pm]CWC:yes
[7:48 pm]Jacklyn Romy:what kind of exclamations?
[7:48 pm]Jacklyn Romy:like, did you shout OH LAWDY or something
[7:48 pm]Jacklyn Romy:thats kind of a stereotypical black church saying
[7:49 pm]CWC:I don't remember verbatim, but stuff against the smoking and such, and yes, I did go "Hallelujah, Lord" once or twice.
[7:49 pm]Jacklyn Romy:on paper or vocally?
[7:49 pm]CWC:on paper
[7:50 pm]Jacklyn Romy:what part of the paper were you commenting on when you said that?
[7:51 pm]CWC:I think it was on a homosexual statement that was on that paper.
[7:51 pm]Jacklyn Romy:what was the assignment for these papers? were they book reports? or editorial pieces?
[7:51 pm]Jacklyn Romy:something like that
[7:51 pm]Jacklyn Romy:?
[7:51 pm]CWC:story reports
[7:52 pm]Jacklyn Romy:on the story your class read?
[7:52 pm]Jacklyn Romy:what was yours about?
[7:52 pm]CWC:I'm not sure I understand the question
[7:52 pm]Jacklyn Romy:was the report about the story you read?
[7:53 pm]CWC:no, it was on a different story we were reading before Wednesday's Child.
[7:53 pm]Jacklyn Romy:ah, i see
[7:53 pm]Jacklyn Romy:what was that story? was it about gay people
[7:54 pm]CWC:I do not remember.
[7:54 pm]CWC:It may have, or it may have not been.
[7:54 pm]Jacklyn Romy:i'm just curious why the paper you were critiquing had stuff about homosexuality
[7:54 pm]Jacklyn Romy:i know you don't remember the words exactly, but what sort of things were you saying about being gay in your critique?
[7:56 pm]CWC:because of the way the student wrote his paper; he went into details of the story we had read where he saw something about homosexuality, which I did not see myself.
[7:56 pm]Jacklyn Romy:so, that student saw like an allegory in the story about homosexuality?
[7:56 pm]CWC:yes
[7:56 pm]CWC:and I did not.
[7:57 pm]Jacklyn Romy:what made you say "hallelujah"
[7:58 pm]CWC:because I was on a roll on the way I was writing against what the student was saying, and I got carried away.
[7:59 pm]Jacklyn Romy:so did a debate start about it in class?
[7:59 pm]CWC:no
[7:59 pm]Jacklyn Romy:no one talked further about it?
[7:59 pm]CWC:only the professor offered me his input on what I wrote after class.
[8:00 pm]Jacklyn Romy:maybe he thought your critique wasn't constructive because you were using such strong language?
[8:01 pm]CWC:I think he felt confused, and wanted to correct me and my misunderstanding of how to critique others' papers.
[8:01 pm]Jacklyn Romy:yes, thats probably how he felt
[8:01 pm]Jacklyn Romy:so what was your discussion like?
[8:02 pm]CWC:I'd say mid-volume; I mostly listened to what he told me, and I told him that I was only expressing how I felt about the subject of the student's statements.
[8:02 pm]Jacklyn Romy:how did you feel about the student's statement?
[8:02 pm]CWC:offended.
[8:02 pm]Jacklyn Romy:offended? how so?
[8:04 pm]CWC:I understood that homosexuality was wrong, and I was angry at it on that definition mostly; this was before I understood more of the details that I know today.
[8:05 pm]Jacklyn Romy:so your critique was telling the other student his views on homosexuality offended you?
[8:05 pm]CWC:Which WHILE I do feel strongly against their doings behind closed doors and whatnot, they are still people, and I respect them as fellow people nowadays.
[8:05 pm]CWC:yeah.
[8:06 pm]Jacklyn Romy:so that's why you were kicked out of class that day? because you weren't doing the assignment properly?
[8:06 pm]CWC:NO, this was BEFORE I was kicked out of class.
[8:06 pm]CWC:I was kicked out of class LONG after that, and shortly after I told the professor of me being autistic too.
[8:07 pm]Jacklyn Romy:if your getting kicked out happened long after, what does this critique assignment have to do with getting kicked out?
[8:07 pm]CWC:I had theorized that he had little understandings of autistic individuals, and was probably afraid of me.
[8:07 pm]CWC:the statements I wrote in the critique he probably considered a metaphorically loud outburst
[8:07 pm]CWC:I do not remember ALL of the details, but I understand at least it was between the critique and my autism.

Edit: It's Jackie chat 5 if you want to look up the entire thing on the cwcki.

 

[kobebyarlant]

How extensive was CWCville's chemical and biological weapons program? Was it really peanuts compared to Saddam Hussein's?

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Probably the taste.

I remember her being a pretty attractive brunette in her ad. Of course, it's the same sort of thing comparing a lingerie model in the magazine and the lingerie model when she's off the clock.

You wouldn't happen to have a picture, would you? Archived ad doesn't have it.

And my questions would be what was documented in the autism papers in Bob's file cabinet, and what happened to get Chris kicked off the bus?

 

[Mr Pizza]

I know The Classic has sense be destroyed or something, but I've always wondered if he'd slap that baby on if he got it back. It's not a lady shirt, but it's HIS shirt. He hasn't rejected man-chris in the comics, he still likes that nice fella with the red white and blue polo. Made that Amibo after all. Like if someone sent him the exact same shirt would he wear it as much as that blue skin-tight... thing? It always made me kind of sad that he lost it.

 

[Karen Riley]

According to one of the Jackie chats he half-admits it was because he wrote homophobic critiques of people's book reports. Of course, Chris being the way he is still thinks it was somehow related to his Autism.

Spoiler: Here it is

[7:45 pm]CWC:And in an English class, as we were starting to read "Wednesday's Child", a story of anautisticgirl, I told the professor and the class I was H.F.A.; between that, and some misunderstandings, he kicked me out of his class on my 21stBirthday.
[7:45 pm]Jacklyn Romy:wait
[7:45 pm]Jacklyn Romy:what misunderstandings
[7:45 pm]Jacklyn Romy:?
[7:47 pm]CWC:essentially, when it came to critiquing the papers of the others' students, when they started talking aboutdrug useandhomosexualcontent, I wrote with exclamations you'd likely hear from ablackperson in church. Note, this was back in2002, and I was not as mature as I am today.
[7:47 pm]CWC:*not as mature then as I am today.
[7:48 pm]Jacklyn Romy:so, you were critiquing each others' papers?
[7:48 pm]CWC:yes
[7:48 pm]Jacklyn Romy:what kind of exclamations?
[7:48 pm]Jacklyn Romy:like, did you shout OH LAWDY or something
[7:48 pm]Jacklyn Romy:thats kind of a stereotypical black church saying
[7:49 pm]CWC:I don't remember verbatim, but stuff against the smoking and such, and yes, I did go "Hallelujah, Lord" once or twice.
[7:49 pm]Jacklyn Romy:on paper or vocally?
[7:49 pm]CWC:on paper
[7:50 pm]Jacklyn Romy:what part of the paper were you commenting on when you said that?
[7:51 pm]CWC:I think it was on a homosexual statement that was on that paper.
[7:51 pm]Jacklyn Romy:what was the assignment for these papers? were they book reports? or editorial pieces?
[7:51 pm]Jacklyn Romy:something like that
[7:51 pm]Jacklyn Romy:?
[7:51 pm]CWC:story reports
[7:52 pm]Jacklyn Romy:on the story your class read?
[7:52 pm]Jacklyn Romy:what was yours about?
[7:52 pm]CWC:I'm not sure I understand the question
[7:52 pm]Jacklyn Romy:was the report about the story you read?
[7:53 pm]CWC:no, it was on a different story we were reading before Wednesday's Child.
[7:53 pm]Jacklyn Romy:ah, i see
[7:53 pm]Jacklyn Romy:what was that story? was it about gay people
[7:54 pm]CWC:I do not remember.
[7:54 pm]CWC:It may have, or it may have not been.
[7:54 pm]Jacklyn Romy:i'm just curious why the paper you were critiquing had stuff about homosexuality
[7:54 pm]Jacklyn Romy:i know you don't remember the words exactly, but what sort of things were you saying about being gay in your critique?
[7:56 pm]CWC:because of the way the student wrote his paper; he went into details of the story we had read where he saw something about homosexuality, which I did not see myself.
[7:56 pm]Jacklyn Romy:so, that student saw like an allegory in the story about homosexuality?
[7:56 pm]CWC:yes
[7:56 pm]CWC:and I did not.
[7:57 pm]Jacklyn Romy:what made you say "hallelujah"
[7:58 pm]CWC:because I was on a roll on the way I was writing against what the student was saying, and I got carried away.
[7:59 pm]Jacklyn Romy:so did a debate start about it in class?
[7:59 pm]CWC:no
[7:59 pm]Jacklyn Romy:no one talked further about it?
[7:59 pm]CWC:only the professor offered me his input on what I wrote after class.
[8:00 pm]Jacklyn Romy:maybe he thought your critique wasn't constructive because you were using such strong language?
[8:01 pm]CWC:I think he felt confused, and wanted to correct me and my misunderstanding of how to critique others' papers.
[8:01 pm]Jacklyn Romy:yes, thats probably how he felt
[8:01 pm]Jacklyn Romy:so what was your discussion like?
[8:02 pm]CWC:I'd say mid-volume; I mostly listened to what he told me, and I told him that I was only expressing how I felt about the subject of the student's statements.
[8:02 pm]Jacklyn Romy:how did you feel about the student's statement?
[8:02 pm]CWC:offended.
[8:02 pm]Jacklyn Romy:offended? how so?
[8:04 pm]CWC:I understood that homosexuality was wrong, and I was angry at it on that definition mostly; this was before I understood more of the details that I know today.
[8:05 pm]Jacklyn Romy:so your critique was telling the other student his views on homosexuality offended you?
[8:05 pm]CWC:Which WHILE I do feel strongly against their doings behind closed doors and whatnot, they are still people, and I respect them as fellow people nowadays.
[8:05 pm]CWC:yeah.
[8:06 pm]Jacklyn Romy:so that's why you were kicked out of class that day? because you weren't doing the assignment properly?
[8:06 pm]CWC:NO, this was BEFORE I was kicked out of class.
[8:06 pm]CWC:I was kicked out of class LONG after that, and shortly after I told the professor of me being autistic too.
[8:07 pm]Jacklyn Romy:if your getting kicked out happened long after, what does this critique assignment have to do with getting kicked out?
[8:07 pm]CWC:I had theorized that he had little understandings of autistic individuals, and was probably afraid of me.
[8:07 pm]CWC:the statements I wrote in the critique he probably considered a metaphorically loud outburst
[8:07 pm]CWC:I do not remember ALL of the details, but I understand at least it was between the critique and my autism.

I'd never read this before but it actually does make it a lot clearer, for all of Jackie's faults she actually did a great job getting to the bottom of this one.

It just shows you how selective Chris can be about his information though. You'd wonder what other details hes glossed over like when he claimed to have got kicked out of the scouts due to his autism or what that abisive babysitter did that was that abusive.

In terms of current mysteries I'd love to know more about his time at Impulse. Especially what stopped him from going there. Some mumbles to Master Disaster about an 'Itty Bitty Titty Committee' don't count as an explanation for me

 

[TheImportantFart]

Where the fuck did Merried Senior Comic come from? Is he based off someone, and if so, what's the name supposed to be a mutation of? I know Married Senior Comic is a possible one, but it still makes no sense. I've hurt my brain thinking about what it could mean. Wish Arthur Spatchcock could work that question into a future interview, but in all likelihood even Chris probably doesn't remember.

 

[Felinae]

In terms of current mysteries I'd love to know more about his time at Impulse. Especially what stopped him from going there. Some mumbles to Master Disaster about an 'Itty Bitty Titty Committee' don't count as an explanation for me

I wouldn't be surprised if he were banned, given his track record. I haven't heard anything but rumors, though.

 

[butt in trouble]

and what happened to get Chris kicked off the bus?

According to another Jackie chat he claims a black kid punched him for no reason and he cried the entire ride home so they "demoted" him to the short bus.
I don't know how much of this is grounded in reality but it does sound suspiciously like his arrest at Target or when he was held down and recorded by the School staff. They all follow a similar narrative. Chris is minding his own business, a person (or a group) randomly attacks him for no reason and in the end Chris is punished despite being the supposed victim of these incidents.

Edit: I forgot to post which it was in again. Here: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_Chat_9