Chris Chandler: Unsolved Mysteries - Special Autism Edition

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Mashed Potato Grenade said:
I remember reading somewhere (I think it was Pastebin, definitively not the CWCki) about Kacey's description of their encounter between those two events. That is when she describes his smell as "rotten watermelons" and how he keeps staring at her boobs throughout the conversation (and even tried to grab them a couple of times). She says that he kept pawing at her constantly and that she needed the help of a friend in order to escape from him.

I wish I could recall where I read that.
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That was Catherine, unless they were both @Thetan I'm not up to date on all the troll identities.
 
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something interesting i have always wondered that i have read on the cwcki is this

Newberry Towne Subdivision
According to Chris, the neighbors spread rumors about his family. Chris has never discussed these rumors in any great detail, or mentioned whether they were a factor in the family's decision to move away from the Richmond area.

what are the rumors and who spread them? he only ever mentions this in his dvd and he didn't go into detail and nobody ever asked him about it. and this was something that happened during his high school years!
 
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CoFAGrigus said:
Why was Chris fired from Wendy's? Obviously he was not competent but what was the final straw?
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It's probably a lot more pedestrian than we all want to think. My money's on it being two or more no-call, no-show absences. They don't have a lot of patience for that shit anywhere.

The whole Donald Duck thing seems dubious to me anyway. Like they'd ever let Chris do anything customer-facing.
 
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CoFAGrigus said:
Why was Chris fired from Wendy's? Obviously he was not competent but what was the final straw?
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somewhere in one of the catherine meetups he mentioned he was fired for drawing one of his bosses as a pokemon on one of the cardboard boxes in the back

Chris was fired from Wendy's back in 2001 because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.

first i ever heard of it, which leads to another mystery: was that another lie, or did he repress that memory?
 
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Is it true that everything that happened after 2008 was just a dream, and none of this ever happened?

EDIT: for seriousness, the possibility Chris has violent coughing fits from his living conditions had never been explored -- or so I think. Very long time hoarders have often experienced bouts of pneumonia.
 
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In the Father Call, Kacey mentions a letter Chris wrote for her parents:
Kacey: Um, I'm cool, um, I'm over at my parents' house, cause, um, they wanted to call [Chris speaks over her] 'cause they saw some of your videos and I gave them the letter.
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Where's that letter? It is only mentioned in that call and I can't find it anywhere else.
 
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How will the dreaded Sonic totem be destroyed when the dark forces sealed within it are unleashed upon our dimension once the stars are right?
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One of the things I was wondering about the other day, is how much of the CWC (and Barb, for that matter) iceberg have we actually seen?

I wonder how many random chimpouts and shenanigans Chris has gotten into locally, that we'll simply never know about because they left no internet presence. Does the late-night teller at Sheetz have any CWC stories to tell? I wonder what it's like, being the Chandler's family physician- they'd never talk of course, but I bet it's a fucking nightmare, being Barb's Dr in particular... What would it be like, being the mechanic that has to work on Barb's car? Shit, what did that poor building contractor have to go through, negotiating with Barb during the rebuilding of Branchland Ct? Does CWC do weird shit at the dentist office? Has he ever been pulled over for speeding? Ooh, wouldn't you like to hear the speech, that finally got Chris kicked out of church?

So yeah, sometimes I wonder what the best thing CWC has done, that we'll simply never know about, because it didn't happen online and left no internet footprint.

And Barb... I'd like to know a lot more about Barb- what her situation was like growing up, if there's any truth to the notion that she was a husband-stealing Jezebel (I think she probably was).. How was she regarded at work, while she was a secretary? So many questions....
 
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Mister Moo said:
One of the things I was wondering about the other day, is how much of the CWC (and Barb, for that matter) iceberg have we actually seen?

I wonder how many random chimpouts and shenanigans Chris has gotten into locally, that we'll simply never know about because they left no internet presence. Does the late-night teller at Sheetz have any CWC stories to tell? I wonder what it's like, being the Chandler's family physician- they'd never talk of course, but I bet it's a fucking nightmare, being Barb's Dr in particular... What would it be like, being the mechanic that has to work on Barb's car? Shit, what did that poor building contractor have to go through, negotiating with Barb during the rebuilding of Branchland Ct? Does CWC do weird shit at the dentist office? Has he ever been pulled over for speeding? Ooh, wouldn't you like to hear the speech, that finally got Chris kicked out of church?

So yeah, sometimes I wonder what the best thing CWC has done, that we'll simply never know about, because it didn't happen online and left no internet footprint.

And Barb... I'd like to know a lot more about Barb- what her situation was like growing up, if there's any truth to the notion that she was a husband-stealing Jezebel (I think she probably was).. How was she regarded at work, while she was a secretary? So many questions....
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I wonder, sometimes. Like, what if he wanted about those danged homos, so now he can't go to that club anymore.

Or maybe he chimped out and shit himself in a Western Sizzlin because someone was playing Sonic Boom.

Trolls took advantage of his gullibility, but what about school bullies? How many times did he fall for the "that girl over there likes you" gag? What's the most fucked up incident?
 
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This is kind of random, but when I started reading about Chris, I listened to the episodes of "It came from the Internet" about Chris. In talking about Jackie, they say that Jackie is considered a troll, but they didn't think that could be true, as no one has ever revealed her as such. They theorized that Jackie was just a damaged girl who actually was into Chris.

Reading the CWCki, Troll seems like a much more likely explanation, but I'm curious - Who was Jackie? A troll, or a lonely, damaged girl?
 
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