Chris Chandler: Unsolved Mysteries - Special Autism Edition

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Guy Smiley said:
This is kind of random, but when I started reading about Chris, I listened to the episodes of "It came from the Internet" about Chris. In talking about Jackie, they say that Jackie is considered a troll, but they didn't think that could be true, as no one has ever revealed her as such. They theorized that Jackie was just a damaged girl who actually was into Chris.

Reading the CWCki, Troll seems like a much more likely explanation, but I'm curious - Who was Jackie? A troll, or a lonely, damaged girl?
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Jackie was a troll. She was played by a couple of different people (IIRC Alec was one) and the supposed pictures of her on her dating profile were actually taken from an amateur porn site. "She" also talks to Chris briefly at the start of the Lars Call and it's very obvious that it's the same girl who played Kacey.
normankrasner said:
who was Bob's first wife?
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Some lady named Patricia. Her name is really the only thing we know about her, and even that wasn't known until Bob's obituary. (I just realized, please tell me that Patti the dog wasn't named after her.)
 
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Guy Smiley said:
This is kind of random, but when I started reading about Chris, I listened to the episodes of "It came from the Internet" about Chris. In talking about Jackie, they say that Jackie is considered a troll, but they didn't think that could be true, as no one has ever revealed her as such. They theorized that Jackie was just a damaged girl who actually was into Chris.

Reading the CWCki, Troll seems like a much more likely explanation, but I'm curious - Who was Jackie? A troll, or a lonely, damaged girl?
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Probably both. She wasn't like Ivy or Blanca, who was multiple people. As far as I know she was one girl, basically acting alone until she roped in someone to play Lars.

Edit: Or according to @Petronella she was multiple people. CWCki doesn't offer much info on that so I wouldn't mind some verification.

Jackie does remain one of the more enigmatic trolls to me.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
Probably both. She wasn't like Ivy or Blanca, who was multiple people. As far as I know she was one girl, basically acting alone until she roped in someone to play Lars.

Edit: Or according to @Petronella she was multiple people. CWCki doesn't offer much info on that so I wouldn't mind some verification.

Jackie does remain one of the more enigmatic trolls to me.
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Jackie was multiple people. I remember back when the Black Tape was first disclosed, the post said that multiple trolls were in control of Jackie's Skype.

For the uninitiated, the only genuine gal pals were Megan and the Wallflower.
 
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Darwin Watterson said:
what happened to get Chris kicked off the bus?
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The two accounts told to Jackie and Kacey (in Chat 9 and Call 9, respectively) vary somewhat but have the same starting point: Chris was trying to beat another student off the bus first. I'm guessing that for whatever reason Chris decided he always had to be the first one off the bus. I'm not sure if he decided he always had to sit in the front seat or not. Where I attended elementary school kids who refused to behave had to sit there temporarily or permanently (not unlike Chris' desk as seen in the middle school pizza party photos), so it's possible the driver assigned Chris that seat at some point and his autism turned it into some sort of right.

Although it's possible the other student would constantly try to get off first just to fuck with Chris, I think that's mostly a fabrication. Either Chris randomly decided it later, or he took so long to gather his shit together that anybody else at the front of the bus could be interpreted as "racing" Chris to get off first. I don't believe for one second that he punched the sped kid.

I think the most likely scenario is that this kid tried to hustle off the bus because he had things to do before (after?) school. Chris freaked out and pushed him while shrieking that he gets off the bus first. Bus driver had enough of his shit, reported him, Chris' handler agreed and demoted him to the short bus.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
Recording a conversation (if autistic tard rage is a conversation) without consent of at least one party is a felony in Virginia. Of course, there's a lot of blurry lines in this case since you could technically consider the teachers "restraining" Chris a party of this conversation. I still doubt they'd record him just to document it though. Plenty of witnesses there.
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to add on: i don't know what rules and regulations are like in virginia, but in general a school employee cannot film any student without written consent from the student's legal guardians (unless that student is 18 or older--then they can sign off on the consent form). this actually comes up occasionally, especially for new teachers who need to produce a video portfolio of their teaching in order to get certified/re-certified

the idea that someone filmed chris freaking out does hold some water, though, if you consider that the school may have already been aware of borb's litigious nature. if chris had managed to injure himself somehow, you know the chandler family would have placed the blame squarely on the school.

that being said, i still doubt it happened like that. multiple school employees in the room would attest to the necessity of restraint in the case of any kind of administrative inquiry, so no need to film a kid whose guardians would certainly not consent to let be filmed.
 
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Petronella said:
Jackie was a troll. She was played by a couple of different people (IIRC Alec was one) and the supposed pictures of her on her dating profile were actually taken from an amateur porn site. "She" also talks to Chris briefly at the start of the Lars Call and it's very obvious that it's the same girl who played Kacey.
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Adding to this, you can find multiple copies of most of the "Jackie" pictures plastered across the Internet under different names. Mostly on forums, where the post mentions a "hot redhead."
 
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Guy Smiley said:
This is kind of random, but when I started reading about Chris, I listened to the episodes of "It came from the Internet" about Chris. In talking about Jackie, they say that Jackie is considered a troll, but they didn't think that could be true, as no one has ever revealed her as such. They theorized that Jackie was just a damaged girl who actually was into Chris.

Reading the CWCki, Troll seems like a much more likely explanation, but I'm curious - Who was Jackie? A troll, or a lonely, damaged girl?
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How you could see all the humiliating videos Jackie made Chris do during a massive dry spell and not believe she's a troll is beyond me. Heck even reading a few emails they exchanged, it couldn't be more blatant she's a troll. I wouldn't take anything 'It Came From The Internet,' says at face value of that's how horrendously researched their content is.
 
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Guy Smiley said:
This is kind of random, but when I started reading about Chris, I listened to the episodes of "It came from the Internet" about Chris. In talking about Jackie, they say that Jackie is considered a troll, but they didn't think that could be true, as no one has ever revealed her as such. They theorized that Jackie was just a damaged girl who actually was into Chris.

Reading the CWCki, Troll seems like a much more likely explanation, but I'm curious - Who was Jackie? A troll, or a lonely, damaged girl?
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Jackie was a combination of a couple people, if I recall correctly. She wasn't a genuine girl or anything like that.
The only REAL galpals Chris has ever had were Megan and The Wallflower. The highschool girls don't even count because they were asked (and one of them was paid) to let Chris hang around them. Megan, according to her emails to Chris towards the end of the friendship, hung around him because her own brother was mentally challenged and she pitied Chris. She was FRIENDLY with Chris more than she was Friends with Chris, if that makes sense. There is that weird bit where she asked him to buy her stuff; but she reimbursed him afterwards so idk why she needed him to do it in the first place unless it's because she didn't have a credit card or something to use online.

The wallflower Chris met at some group thing. They hung out like twice; she found out about the Cwcki and wanted nothing more to do with Chris. Chris claimed she was his first at one point; but then he says he lied.

There's the Hambeast (aka: Faeryn) too I guess...Chris claims she was "his first" too but then when pressured he said something like "my first real date. We shared a kiss" but then later he told Kacey that they only went out one time to a movie, he sipped from her soda straw, and then she said "out of the blue" that she "wasn't into him" and they never went out again. And "out of the blue" of course means, and I quote, "[sighs] Well, yeah, maybe I did touch her a few times." - Chris: Kacey Call 9 (or something)

Any other girl in Chris's life (Besides Barb) has been a troll set up to fuck with Chris (so maybe Barb is included..who knows)
 
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1. Was Regina (the Czech girl) a troll?
2. Are those stories about Kacey and Liquid real? Is it true they actually lived together and she made him buy her ice-cream at stupid o'clock?
 
Lady Cobra said:
I was always curious..what stopped Chris from hanging out at Impulse? He really seemed to like it there.
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Knowing how bad Chris is at piecing together the obvious and taking subtle hints, I'm pretty sure a gay bar is a fucking minefield of pre-op MtF for him. I can imagine a night when everything seems to be going perfectly well for him, he's got a babe on his arm asksing him "your place or mine?" Chris thinks he's found the forbidden city of china so he reaches down that skirt but instead finds a big ol' salami.

I had a co-worker who used to take us out to gay bars after work and I gotta say, some of these MtF trannys can be so convincing it's scary. Chris ain't fooling no one but I'm sure he was fooled more than once and my own theory is that this probably scared him away.
 
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