Chris' Cosmology

[I AM THE CREASE DANGER]

A lot of different parts of the CWCki explore the beliefs Chris holds about the universe, so I decided to put together an overview of Chris' cosmology. It is heavily mythological, so I have done my best to compare the universe Chris believes in with real world mythologies. Feel free to add to what I have missed for I am sure I am missing a lot. Chris views the universe at the capacity of a pre-industrial shaman.

Spoiler: Cosmic Architecture

Fundamentally, Chris worships Godjesus as a creation deity, though not in the spirit of mainstream Christianity. There is a heaven and a hell, a plane above the visible sky and below the earth. However, given that reincarnation is possible, it can be assumed hell is only for really bad souls (read: trolls), and heaven is a sort of Elysium for GodJesus, his angels, heroes, and probably Chris himself. (1)

There are at least two realms of existence; our own world and Toon World. Much like the Hindu multiverse or the Norse Nine Homeworlds, Toon World is parallel to our own. Toons are semi-autonomous immortals that are created by the ideas of man. The scope of the Toon World as according to chris is only limited by the number of characters created throughout the centuries, and depicted on visual media. (2)

In possibly in addition to the Toon World plane of existence, there is also the CWCville universe. It exists in a milieu between Pokemon, Sonic, and Chris' Personal life. Much like the mythologies of the Mesopotamia and Egypt, after creation a host of personified beings compete for cosmic supremacy. Sonichu is created, and soon he battles against the forces of love. It is not entirely clear if Toon World, the universes that the toons come from, and CWCville are separate planes. (3) CWCville is deeply magical with Cherokee prophesies, Pokemon abilities, Sonic abilities, and bizarre scifi, anime, and cartoon references. (9)

Chris' view of our world is heavily distorted by his lack of travel. Having only ever been in Virginia, Ohio, and California, he has difficulty understanding far off regions such as Australia (4). Chris is not entirely backwards for he most likely believes the world is round and in a heliocentric solar system, but any further comprehension of physical, geographic, or astronomical realities are dubious. Chris, at least to himself, is an important media figure who suffers against the detractors that have conspired against him (. Chris' view of our world also features magic. Like the Finnish Sampo, his high school Ring brings him ambiguous fortune and power (10), and he can curse/uncurse his enemies (7).

Chris himself is something of a minor deity in his own universe. More burdened than Prometheus (5), more 'crafty' and transformative than Zeus (6), and capable of darker magic than Baba Yaga (7), Chris is the 'father' of his alternate world counterparts. Like Odin in Asgard, Chris enjoys special privilege in CWCville by being the "father" to his allies and creator to his enemies. Comics and animated media in general are the world-binding Yggdrasil to Chris' toon multiverse and Sonichu is the Bifrost to CWCville.

Like the dreams of Taoist Immortals Lu Dongbin and Han Zhongli, Chris will live a superficial materialistic life until he loses everything and suffers nightmarish regret (11).

Sources:
1. http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Religion#Concept_of_God_.28or:_GodJesus.29
2. http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_2#Transcript_2
3. http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/CWCville
4. http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3.7
5. http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Stress
6. http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_chan_sonichu
7. http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Curse_ye_ha_me_ha
8. http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_his_Ego#Unwarranted_self-importance
9. http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Ripped_off
10. http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Amnyfest_Ring
11. http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Death#Barbara_Chandler_.281941-.29

 

[Fishkill]

Chris is just retarded

 

[deeman]

Chris believes what will help him for the time being. He need to prove he is straight? He draws himself having an "haef 'n haef!" and believes firmly that it exists an alternate universe. Sometimes he believes in God, sometimes he believes he is God himself. It is the mind of a very depressed individual who is to numb/dumb and eccentric to be just depressed.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Chris is just retarded

Yeah, we know but it's just too fun analyzing things like this.
Even if he's not consistent himself, the trolls will collect it all for him. No shit is too minor.

 

[CatParty]

my shaman sees this in spergatory