Chris court appearance

[RussianParasite]

Held without bond until September 16th. That is a long time to be without his toys.

Is Barb back home/capable of surviving on her own? I genuinely can’t tell.

 

[beautiful person]

Chandler was sworn in to summarize a plan she had for bond, however didn’t appear to address that and instead asked the court to allow her to go pick up personal possessions and would be “willing to proceed with everything if I can get that done.”

Sounds like he thought they would be cool and let him out long enough to secure his property and then he could just come back to jail. Like a jail recess. In exchange for his right to bond that would let him stay out of jail and free to do whatever he wants with his property until the trial.

It's almost like he doesn't mind being in there but is really, really concerned about his toys being fucked with.

 

[shubniggurath]

I think you can get a ps2/3 for free in german prisons for good behaviour in a sort of library system. Havent killed anyone though so i dont know the details

i think you have to buy them in uk with your own allowance, but same as you i havnt tried to get arrested thus far

 

[StraightShooter2]

So he's only being pressed on the incest charge?

The article says there are additional charges pending, but hasn't mentioned them by name yet.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Heilberg told the court he would be asking for evaluations of Chandler, who interrupted by stomping her feet and saying loudly that she needed “to get everything back home.” She then said loudly, “I won’t feel safe proceeding until” she gets the items back.

 

[shubniggurath]

Held without bond until September 16th. That is a long time to be without his toys.

Is Barb back home/capable of surviving on her own? I genuinely can’t tell.

she will most likely not go back due to chris being her carer, she will either spend time in an eldery ward of the hospital till they get her a nursing home or similar. the hopuse is filthy and is probably seen as a danger to her (as much as chris is now) so she wont get put home and have a nurse visit her 3 times a day or live in with her.

 

[A Flying Nun]

It’s probably dawning on him right about now how fucked he really is

Well apparently not if the judge is asking him to shutup and he responds with "ya but you don't understand, you see, my LEGOs..."

 

[Retarded INTP]

Is Barb back home/capable of surviving on her own? I genuinely can’t tell.

IIRC we had 0 update about Barb so far. This being said, it's rather unlikely that she will see 14 BC ever again.

 

[F_Break]

It already sounds like it's only a matter of time before he finds himself being dragged out of court by the bailiffs. If he's already tarding out during court appearance #1, I can't imagine how angry he's going to be by the second one.

 

[Tranny blaster 6]

Held without bond until September 16th. That is a long time to be without his toys.

Is Barb back home/capable of surviving on her own? I genuinely can’t tell.

Hopefully if they went through the house for evidence or whatever they realized it isn’t safe for her to return. Honestly the house and everything in it will be gone by the time Chris gets out sense they are holding him until his actual time to see the judge. And they consider him a risk to himself and the community. I don’t think he’s getting a wrist slap this time

 

[Covfefe]

He is FUCKED. His only hope whatsoever is to be the best defendant possible and he clearly is gunning to be the worst. I cannot wait for this shitshow to move forward.

 

[NigKid]

aha, great i can already sense the anxiety flooding his brain knowing that his toys are gonna get thrown into a dump. he must be feeling sick constantly thinking about his precious legos that are gonna get discarded like trash.

Thats probably the most severe punishment for him. I dont even think he minds prison that much as he seems to be in his fantasy worlds most of the time anyways.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

I've heard of some prisoners - though usually in Europe getting game consoles in their cells - possibly as a result of good behavior. Though I think this is unlikely to happen for Chris.

Norway prisons are like that. But then, prisoners are given a bill for their stay once they’re released, so it’s not taxpayers paying for them

 

[Tranny blaster 6]

It already sounds like it's only a matter of time before he finds himself being dragged out of court by the bailiffs. If he's already tarding out during court appearance #1, I can't imagine how angry he's going to be by the second one.

What’s funny is if the tard would have been thinking about a bond plan he probably could have a chance of getting out today. Not that he would have the money to bond out or a place to stay, or a car. Lol

 

[trueandhonestfan]

He really thinks he's gonna brd playing his PS4 in prison huh?

You'd be surprised actually. Some states and prisons can be pretty lax. It won't be his PS4, but he might be able to get a modified console without internet connectivity. Granted he'd have to pay for it.

 

[Grog]

Just imagine him in court throwing a tantrum similar to the "NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW" one and it's probably an accurate representation of facts.

 

[Muu]

No video footage

A crime in itself.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Sounds like he thought they would be cool and let him out long enough to secure his property and then he could just come back to jail. Like a jail recess. In exchange for his right to bond that would let him stay out of jail and free to do whatever he wants with his property until the trial.

It's almost like he doesn't mind being in there but is really, really concerned about his toys being fucked with.

Some truly ebin troll is about to read this, get in his mom's car, and go snatch Chris' transformers, rocks, and pony toys in the name of justice.

 

[Swamp Thing]

Strap in - the court appearances are only going to get worse from here.

 

[A Flying Nun]

My headcanon is that the judge's robe is blue so that Chris can enjoy Vietnam flashbacks to blue arms