Chris court appearance

[Anonymous_Crusader]

Just hanging out with Tupac, Elvis, and bigfoot drinking Pina coladas on the beach

Don’t forget Gatsby.

 

[Mason Verger]

Remember when Chris said he'd (secretly) record his first time to prove to the trolls he was straight?

Yeah, all the things like this, just way more likely that he would than wouldn’t. Hell, him NOT recording a sex act would be out of character.

 

[Emma Millstein]

You guys ever think maybe Bob faked his death to escape and he’s in fact still alive somewhere?

He slipped through the portal to CwCville and is single-handedly fighting off the merge. He knows if the merge were to be complete Chris would never have a chance at a normal life. It was all Bob wanted.

 

[KaiserC]

Chris likely didn't have the foresight to lie during the interrogation or use his phonecall to get council from a lawyer to tell him to shut up. He probably told them everything like it is when he was arrested because he's an imbecile that had no conception of the consequences. The "I was just making shit up" ship might have sailed.

Like children do when they know they did something bad, he's probably given his (equally damning) explanation to everyone he's met since.

 

[TomServo]

I've heard of some prisoners - though usually in Europe getting game consoles in their cells - possibly as a result of good behavior. Though I think this is unlikely to happen for Chris.

I have a friend in the US (state) prison system, he says that where he is he can play video games.

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

What’s the documentary everyone’s talking about?

 

[Baloney Face]

Like children do when they know they did something bad

He knows he did something not approved by society.
Not a mind reader, but I'm guessing no regrets for the greatest moment of his life.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Guys I escaped the merge to post here. The real Chris was taken hostage, and the Chris who raped Barb was liquid Chris. If we give all our energy to Chris, he can use it to escape and clear his name. Sonichu and Rosechu are crying how liquid is ruining the good name of their father. Trust the plan.

 

[Anonymous_Crusader]

What’s the documentary everyone’s talking about?

Uhhh...the documentary on Chris?
...which one? There’s like 20 different documentaries on him on youtube.
We know more about Chris, which in hindsight is really creepy now than we do George Washington, Abe Lincoln and Ted Roosevelt.

 

[7-Up Thirsting Vampire]

What’s the documentary everyone’s talking about?

I should suggest watching GenoSamuel's. It's an ongoing documentary about Chris on YouTube, it's on a hiatus for early 2022 right now, but you can still check it out.

 

[shubniggurath]

You guys ever think maybe Bob faked his death to escape and he’s in fact still alive somewhere?

yeah hes drinking pina coladas on a beach in bermuda somewhere.

I should suggest watching GenoSamuel's. It's an ongoing documentary about Chris on YouTube, it's on a hiatus for early 2022, you can still check it out.

he uploaded the new episode last night.

 

[Anonymous_Crusader]

Lets not forget Chris made public death threats against President Trump which very easily could get you a visit from the Secret Service.

 

[anti SJW]

If Chris takes the stand, it will be priceless.

 

[moocow]

came back to a mountain of shit

In terms of describing this dumpster fire of a situation, you could do a lot worse.

Just imagine trying to bullshit your way proving your client is innocent.

That's not the defense attorney's only job. It's also his job to try to minimize the legal impact on Chris' life -- get a favorable plea bargain (copping to a pile of misdemeanors to avoid a felony would be a big win), argue for a lighter sentence (by showing mitigating factors that counterbalance any aggravating factors) -- and also to set the stage for a potential appeal down the road (even if this attorney isn't the one who ends up pursuing it). No matter how reprehensible a guilty defendant's crimes were he's still entitled to due process, and ensuring he gets it is one of the defense attorney's most important jobs.

Regarding appeals, one reason why attorneys sometimes don't quite argue a point as hard as they "should" is they realize the judge will rule the wrong way on it anyway and an appellate court could later find that he was wrong and either reverse the ruling or order the lower court to reconsider it and not screw it up this time.

Whats his lawyer supposed to do for Chris?

See above.

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

he uploaded the new episode last night.

That was a reupload of part 6 which got taken down for some reason despite being fairly tame compared to most episodes.

 

[shubniggurath]

Lets not forget Chris made public death threats against President Trump which very easily could get you a visit from the Secret Service.

lol wasnt he saying his name backwards thinking hes zatanna zatara or some shit.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

Ben Saint (I know, I know) recently posted his Sonichu 102: Advanced Chistory video he filmed in March of 2020 (why he released it on July 31, 2021, I have no idea). Regardless of what you think of Ben, he gives a good run down of the Sonichu comics (especially if you don't want to slog through them yourself) and they're...uh, well, let's just say that I pity the poor therapist who has to look at them. The Sonichu comics have always been largely autographical and weird sort of insight into Chris' thoughts & psyche. It's...it's somethin'....

EDIT: Apologize for lateness, I've tried my best to keep up with the thread, but...eh.

 

[KaiserC]

In the US, does the accused have the last word in accepting or rejecting plea bargains? Because I get the feeling that Chris won't take anything short of a big trial with a jury that will declare him innocent.

 

[shubniggurath]

If Chris takes the stand, it will be priceless.

to him this is gonna play out like the ace attorney ds games, i really fucking hope he shouts objection at some point.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I dont think Chris is worried about his stuff at the house. I doubt he can conceive of someone breaking into his house because it's never happened before so it's beyond his thought range.

No Chunky is worried about whatever new crap he bought and was forced to leave st the motel when the jerkops nabbed him.

He worried about $250 bucks of Lego and not potentially spending the next 10 year's of his life in jail.

That how extra special Chris is.