Chris court appearance

[Invisible Mirror]

Cole will literally never make it big on the internet lmao.

I think he could become big by playing his "I’m Chris Chan Sonichu’s brother" cards right. What do you guys think?

 

[Tits Warrior]

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[The handsome tard]

You know, I personally think its unlikely but does anyone think that the defense might use the "relentless years of online abuse against this poor autistic wahmen" card? And actually show evidence like some of the videos Chris made in the past?

Part of me think that its retarded and the courts will never do something like that
Part of me thinks that the courts are retarded and they would totally do something like that

 

[Henry Hill]

It was an arraignment. Preliminary hearing is September 19. Often defendants waive this but I'm making a wild guess this won't happen in this case, even though nobody wins a preliminary hearing. Among other things I suspect will happen is exactly what @Jesus H Christ said, raising the issue of competency to stand trial. He could be found incompetent, especially if the mental evaluation comes back supporting that.

Note that this is an entirely separate issue from whether he's not guilty by reason of insanity. While the bar is low for competency to stand trial, courts often err in favor of a slight delay to make sure of the issue rather than risk a reversal on appeal. What happens then is Chris either gets sent into treatment in some kind of mental health facility until it is determined he is now competent, or possibly into some treatment ward of a jail.

A good thing for the defense about delay is in this case, Barb might die or go even more senile to the point of being incapable of testifying, if she isn't already. It's almost always the case that delays favor the defense. Memories fade, so do grudges, evidence somehow ends up lost, the prosecution might come to the table to get this miserable case behind them, etc., but in the case where it's fairly likely the prosecution's lead witness outright dies or becomes too senile to testify in the near future, it's worth throwing as many monkey wrenches into the system as possible.

On the good side for Chris, and what his attorney will probably decide, is that getting Chris out of that jail into a treatment facility until trial is the best outcome he can get for his client in the short term.

In short, I'm fairly sure the defense will file that motion.

In any event, the process from here on out is the preliminary hearing will determine whether there's probable cause and whether the probable cause is for a misdemeanor or felony. In the event it is a felony, it will be certified to the grand jury. If the grand jury agrees (which it will), an indictment is issued and then the fun starts in earnest.

but that's the catch, isn't it? they get put in a treatment facility for x duration until they're fit to stand trial and then they get sentenced. i'm ignorant of virginia law in regards to the statuette of limitations for sex crimes but in most places there doesn't seem to be one, especially when there's the possibility of physical evidence, and also the possibility of barb being deemed unable to consent

 

[Pringles Can]

You know, I personally think its unlikely but does anyone think that the defense might use the "relentless years of online abuse against this poor autistic wahmen" card? And actually show evidence like some of the videos Chris made in the past?

If they did then I'm sure that it would be what they use for an insanity defense.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

You know, I personally think its unlikely but does anyone think that the defense might use the "relentless years of online abuse against this poor autistic wahmen" card? And actually show evidence like some of the videos Chris made in the past?

Part of me think that its retarded and the courts will never do something like that
Part of me thinks that the courts are retarded and they would totally do something like that

It's not going to happen. The insanity defense is not "this person has a mental illness so they aren't accountable", it's that "this mental illness or defect made them unable to understand right from wrong in this specific situation." Since Chris took steps to conceal what occurred (even though it was hamfisted and didn't work), that's a good sign he understood it was wrong. He's also discussed the legality of incest before, so he's aware it was bad.

 

[Kh0rg0sKhul]

You know, I personally think its unlikely but does anyone think that the defense might use the "relentless years of online abuse against this poor autistic wahmen" card? And actually show evidence like some of the videos Chris made in the past?

Part of me think that its retarded and the courts will never do something like that
Part of me thinks that the courts are retarded and they would totally do something like that

Yes, and I don't think it will sway the jury in Chris's favor. They might end up going big brain and declare Chris guilty to protect him from trolls.

 

[Baloney Face]

Have you seen Chris's boobs? In prison you don't get that many good choices. Chris with his big creamy white boobies with those pink nipples. He'll be highly sought after.

Do you really think he's going into general population?

 

[Velvet Glove Iron Fist]

In case Chris becomes inactive for a long time, who is his heir apparent? I know we have a plethora of lolcows, but who stands out the most?

Yaniv gets my vote.
He's lower in autism than Chris, but higher in malevolence, and now he's had a stinkditch installed and he'll never orgasm again, that sexual frustration is going to have to go somewhere.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

He's also absolutely physically repulsive. He's way more likely to get stomped than raped, and even that is unlikely because he's such an obvious target he'll be in pc.

It definitely happens but it's way more likely to happen if you're a skinny twink type they can pretend is a woman because prison rapists are generally straight. It's still much less common than it used to be because of numerous scandals about it in the last few decades.

God bless you for actually engaging and trying to enlighten all of the retards in here.

 

[King Kiwi]

It was an arraignment. Preliminary hearing is September 19. Often defendants waive this but I'm making a wild guess this won't happen in this case, even though nobody wins a preliminary hearing. Among other things I suspect will happen is exactly what @Jesus H Christ said, raising the issue of competency to stand trial. He could be found incompetent, especially if the mental evaluation comes back supporting that.

Note that this is an entirely separate issue from whether he's not guilty by reason of insanity. While the bar is low for competency to stand trial, courts often err in favor of a slight delay to make sure of the issue rather than risk a reversal on appeal. What happens then is Chris either gets sent into treatment in some kind of mental health facility until it is determined he is now competent, or possibly into some treatment ward of a jail.

A good thing for the defense about delay is in this case, Barb might die or go even more senile to the point of being incapable of testifying, if she isn't already. It's almost always the case that delays favor the defense. Memories fade, so do grudges, evidence somehow ends up lost, the prosecution might come to the table to get this miserable case behind them, etc., but in the case where it's fairly likely the prosecution's lead witness outright dies or becomes too senile to testify in the near future, it's worth throwing as many monkey wrenches into the system as possible.

On the good side for Chris, and what his attorney will probably decide, is that getting Chris out of that jail into a treatment facility until trial is the best outcome he can get for his client in the short term.

In short, I'm fairly sure the defense will file that motion.

In any event, the process from here on out is the preliminary hearing will determine whether there's probable cause and whether the probable cause is for a misdemeanor or felony. In the event it is a felony, it will be certified to the grand jury. If the grand jury agrees (which it will), an indictment is issued and then the fun starts in earnest.

Am I correct to assume that after short term Care he'd be turned out into the wilderness with only weens and Tugboat to help him?

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

Whatever jail he ends up in, the stories will be absolute popcorn.
Its just that we wont hear them.
However clever jail workers might leak some CCTV footage with commentary and get some popularity.
If they are aware of what Chris is

Jail and multiple baby mommas arc when?

 

[Shanndog]

Chris is very tail end gen xers teetering on the millienial label. Because of his birthyear being 1982.

- the original time lines before everyone started changing and shortening them was : boomers from 45 to 64, genX from about 65 to 84, y2k kids from 84 to 2003 ish... and so on, .... but thats beside the point,

plenty of the genX kids, aka : latchkey kids gotthrough childhood and the teen years ; grew up without becoming a completely useless degenerate , and many of us genX came from broken homes, or semi absent parents ect. and while that does effect people, im not even trying to down play that, but damn, chris never even made an effort what so ever to better himsef , so many more of us even those who came out of rough households worked our butts off to not end up a complete mess.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Chris is completely insane. It's pointless to compare him to random people in society.

 

[der rademacher]

Whatever jail he ends up in, the stories will be absolute popcorn.
Its just that we wont hear them.

Just move to Richmond, VA. And take your mother with you.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yeah, they covered this day one of crim law during 1L year. The extra dimensional entity possession defense. One of the gunners asked what would happen if our grandmothers were already did. The profs answer haunts me to this day.

So glad he's in Virginia and not California, Washington, New York, or Canada where they would claim he was sleepwalking into Barb's vagina.

 

[LargeChoonger]

Watch him make whatever he draws as evidence against him

"Mister Ch-"
"IT'S MIIIIISSSSSS!"
"Miste-"
"MISS! MISS! MISS!"
"Would you like to spend another 6 weeks in jail?"
*silence*
"Mr. Chandler, a crude portrayal of what I assume to be you beheading and violating prison staff has been recovered from your cell. What do you have to say about this?"
"Well if those damn jerkops will just let me get my belongings, it won't happen to them!"
"Did...you just validate your own threat?"
"It ain't a threat judge meanie, it's what's gonna happen!"

 

[Bloody bunny]

- the original time lines before everyone started changing and shortening them was : boomers from 45 to 64, genX from about 65 to 84, y2k kids from 84 to 2003 ish... and so on, .... but thats beside the point,

plenty of the genX kids, aka : latchkey kids gotthrough childhood and the teen years ; grew up without becoming a completely useless degenerate , and many of us genX came from broken homes, or semi absent parents ect. and while that does effect people, im not even trying to down play that, but damn, chris never even made an effort what so ever to better himsef , so many more of us even those who came out of rough households worked our butts off to not end up a complete mess.

Chris was also crazy nigger.

 

[AnOminous]

Years ago I worked for a bail bonding company - the charges listed were almost always the result of the clients get caught doing something they should've never been caught doing (DUI/reckless driving) being compounded by other obviously stupid actions (drug possession, illegal weapon possesion, and more often than not fleeing and resisting arrest)

I know someone who fits this profile, minus the weapons and attacking cops shit. He's a great guy, a great mechanic who can fix anything when he is sober, but has DUI after DUI. And when he was let out as the sole caretaker of his mom, but with his license suspended, he got another DUI after a head-on collision where it is a miracle nobody died, and went right back to prison.

The main characteristic almost all prisoners seem to have isn't being evil but just having incredibly poor judgment.

guess the reason they didn’t call it little Tel Aviv is because that would be too on the nose

What you did there. I see it.

Jail and multiple baby mommas arc when?

Some crazy bitch out there with hybristophilia will become prison pen pals with him, marry him, and then get conjugal visits. A whole new generation of lolcows will be born. Of course, Virginia would have to start allowing them.

 

[A Grey Cat]

- the original time lines before everyone started changing and shortening them was : boomers from 45 to 64, genX from about 65 to 84, y2k kids from 84 to 2003 ish... and so on, .... but thats beside the point,

plenty of the genX kids, aka : latchkey kids gotthrough childhood and the teen years ; grew up without becoming a completely useless degenerate , and many of us genX came from broken homes, or semi absent parents ect. and while that does effect people, im not even trying to down play that, but damn, chris never even made an effort what so ever to better himsef , so many more of us even those who came out of rough households worked our butts off to not end up a complete mess.

yeah ya know i always found this whole "generations" thing bullshit anyways the point is Chris wound up as a degenerate and nothing but a burden to the hard working folk of virgina. Cause all those years of leeching of the tugboat while running amok in Charloesville was on their dime. Ironically regardless of where he ends up he'll STILL be a drain on society and living off the working man's dime. Tard Home/nuthouse? paid by taxes same for jail/prison. and you just know he won't go any work details willingly. and it's considered unethical to force inmates to work off their debt to society.