Chris demoted a phase in Therapeutic Docket program

Coconut Gun said:
Assuming Chris is unable to improve in whatever area he's fucking up in (crazy idea, I know), is he just gonna stay on this docket program forever? If he fucks up more than he is currently, does he go to jail?

Edit: I skimmed the .pdf, and it says it's for 6-12 months, but I don't think it says anything about what happens if a person stagnates at a phase. It also talks about the punishments a person can receive if they don't do what they're supposed to do, and basically he can either get community service, have to write an essay, get a little jail time, or just get kicked out of the program entirely.
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I'm imagining the essay he would write. That's goddamn comedy gold.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
I'm imagining the essay he would write. That's goddamn comedy gold.
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I ,Christine Weston Chandler, a CPU Goddess from the planet Vagelon, located within the smelly clam nebula, contained within C-197, am above all this among which! Please, direct all all publicity and booking events to either of my husbands and lead them not into temptation but deliver them for evil, amen.
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The American Hedgehog said:
After the mall trespass case last year, Chris got lucky and, instead of getting fines/jail time, was placed on the Therapeutic Docket, a program for mentally ill people which gives incentives like movie tickets for complying.

According to the participant handbook, there are 3 phases to the therapeutic docket. By the 2nd phase, participants must meet with the Docket twice per month; by the 3rd, meetings are reduced to once a month.

Chris's case shows that he was on the 2nd phase's scheduling until December, when he apparently got promoted to the 3rd phase and a once per month meeting. And now for March he seems to be back on the 2nd phase's scheduling.

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This is the guide for Phase 3, so he must be fucking up in one or more of those areas. Maybe the financial management stuff or he's slacking with the therapy?

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The best thing for Chris since Bob.

There's structure. There's oversight. When he fucks up, there are consequences, but he's allowed to try harder.

Chris will still be a mess when it concludes, regardless of how it concludes, but for now, he's got a phantom Bob guvmint parent.

Like the Schofield kids, the worst-possible-situation (shelters, guvmint parent) is nonetheless a huge improvement on the previous arrangements. If Barb dies, Chris now has someone to tell within a couple of weeks, "Hey, Doctor Wolf, I think my mom is maybe dead upstairs or something so don't yell at me for buying a buncha games."
 
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Subconcious Offense said:
It's not Chris's fault. This shitty program wasn't going to teach anyone good behavior anyway. It's probably just made up to funnel business to shrinks.


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Someone has to watch Chris pee into a cup and take its temperature. :cryblood:
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It's even more horrifying when you consider that it might be her doing it.
 
Considering that he shows up to his shrink appointments looking like this:

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I wonder how badly he must have fucked up to get demoted. Probably spouting nonsense about the merge to his shrink.
 
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My theory is that the doctor realized Chris wasn't making any progress about his delusions and demoted him so he had to keep coming.

Marvin may be right about Chris knowing what to say to a psychiatrist...once or twice, which worked when he had to pass a psyche exam. There's no way that he could keep it up for multiple sessions over a period of months.
 
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Deadpool said:
My theory is that the doctor realized Chris wasn't making any progress about his delusions and demoted him so he had to keep coming.

Marvin may be right about Chris knowing what to say to a psychiatrist...once or twice, which worked when he had to pass a psyche exam. There's no way that he could keep it up for multiple sessions over a period of months.
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Marvin was right but Chris' delusions have evolved and worsened since then. It's easy to see on his twitter how he immediately snaps at anyone trying to confront him on his delusions.
 
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zap2theextreme said:
Marvin was right but Chris' delusions have evolved and worsened since then. It's easy to see on his twitter how he immediately snaps at anyone trying to confront him on his delusions.
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I agree his delusions have worsened, but I do think that if Chris had to do repeated sessions in the past they'd have realized he needed on going treatment. Back then he could have done well on monthly visits. Now he could go hourly and it wouldn't help.
 
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