Interests Chris Doesn't Memes

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but in all seriousness, he still holds on to the console loyalty thing
"To be frank and short, about Internet Trolls, CyberBullies, and "Meme Run": Holy F***ing S***!!! You Lot already have your damn HeXBox; stay the Hell Away from SEGA, Nintendo and Sony!!!"
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Just taking a look at some of the gameplay, I kind of have to agree with Christine here. It's really annoying, both visually and audibly, at least to me.
 
"It is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle." - Sun Tzu, "The Art of War"
 
Gensdupays said:
Probably got it from skimming a Wikipedia article/SJW blog.
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I doubt he's been visiting Tumblr despite how entertaining that thought may be. If he had, Chris would have incorporated some of the more inflammatory language out there by now.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
Did Chris recently avoid some sort of trouble by claiming to have experienced sensory overload? He's been mentioning it quite a bit lately.
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He's mentioned Temple Granin a few times, and she talks quite candidly about it. I'm thinking he got it from her, because in Chris think, "thing I don't like=triggers my autism."

I also find it telling that Chris threw money at this game. Chris and finances.
 

Here's a review of the game. Chris paid $5* for this garbage. I'm honestly surprised that Nintendo approved this game for their e-shop.
 
Bernard said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BQKViTRLEsU
Here's a review of the game. Chris paid $5* for this garbage. I'm honestly surprised that Nintendo approved this game for their e-shop.
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are you surprised?
he has spent money on piercing his taint which has caused him pain and he has bought the blue armed sonic merch that has caused him "pain".
it's as if he searches out misery.
 
If Chris gets sensory overload from looking at blue arms on a blue hedgehog, I'm guessing he bought and played Meme Run a few days ago and only just now woke up from the resulting comatose state to write his review.

It's fascinatingly, wonderfully naive. Chris's theory of mind is so woefully underdeveloped that he assumes that there is a caste of people out there whose thoughts are composed entirely of Internet memes and whose activities consist entirely of making obnoxious noises and antagonizing him. He also assumes that other people have "random" flashes of Internet memes pop up in their heads like he has random thoughts about penises.

BTW, for everyone who thinks that Chris has been exploring Tumblr: If Chris is just now figuring out Internet memes, then by 2020 he should sign up for his Tumblr account.
 
Meme Run is the video game equivalent of what your average Game Maker aficionado would throw together after spending five minutes on /r/MontageParodies and thinking to themselves "hey I can do this too!" without understanding the actual structure or any of the in-jokes of what actually makes a montage parody. It plays the airhorn remix of the death song not because the creator "gets" the joke, but because that's just "what you're supposed to do". It throws the "no scope" guns and weed stuff all over the screen for the same exact reasons.

It's a mess, it's a horrible game, and a friend of mine who writes about video games professionally as a side gig actually refused to review it and issued it a score of 0 in the process. There are people who will enjoy Meme Run, and they too are of the same university of thought as the game's creator. People who don't "get" jokes but act like they do so they can fit in and feel "EPIC".

I'm more amused that Chris is using Meme Run as some type of barometer to gauge what trolls do behind the scenes. He is literally the only person who has bought this game whose reason for purchase wasn't "let's see how bad this game actually is" or "TOP LEL 9GAG EPIC WEEEEEEN OLOLOLOLOL MEMES".
 
...a meme game seriously exists? As in, it's completely straight faced, and not a parody like the quickscope simulator?
*insert extremely jarred stress sigh here*
Again, OPL sought the game out, so if she is experiencing sensory overload (theme of the year I guess), that's on her. Also, anyone taking memes to this level is obligated to enjoy their AIDS.

"You lot already have your hexbox, stay away from sega..."
I dunno about you people, but last I checked Sega is a publisher/developer, and Xbox is a platform for games from them. Then again, if I tried to understand OPL's logic, all I would end up with is an aneurysm. Also, yeah, highly useful* to piggyback a rant about unrelated stuff on this post, even if it was later edited out.
Never change Chris...tine. Never change.

*:my ass
 
DrChristianTroy said:
"ANON" green head with question
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At first I thought he meant this:

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Goddammit, Chris. Don't you know it's Guy Fawkes masks that are all the rage? :ween:
 
DrChristianTroy said:
I would certainly NOT want to go to someone's house with that Loudest Amount of Visual Noise and Distortion.
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It's true. My whole house has massive posters of memes on every wall. Not only that, but I have Trolololol and Never Gonna Give You Up on constant repeat over the loudspeakers I have installed in every single room.
 
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