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Tragi-Chan said:
And all this time, I thought that stuff about the 4-Cent Garbage Building was just a metaphor. Nope, Chris literally believes that there's a subspecies of humans who do literally nothing all day but torture him and swap memes, surviving off trolling bounties. Ridiculous. When would we find time for all the gay sex we have?
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You know how every few years, the media decides to panic about "trolling" again? They run an updated version of the old "internet hate machine" story, bring on a "security expert" to explain what 4chan is to all the grannies watching, and then get bored and move onto some other bullshit-of-the-moment?

Okay, now take that story and run it through a Chris-filter. That's what he believes. Trolls (in his mind) are an organized culture devoted to spreading prickly-wicklies, and choose their victims through some mysterious combination of jealousy and randomness. They fly their Rageface flag the same way pirates fly the skull and crossbones, both as a warning to their victims and a beacon to other ne'er-do-wells. And just like the Sonichu villains are evil for evil's sake, the trolls devote 100% of their time and energy to being the trolliest trolls they can be. Once he decides something is a part of "troll culture," anyone who references it in any way becomes a suspected troll. Not necessarily one of his trolls, but certainly part of the larger movement. There's no separation in his mind between a kid who bought a "U MAD?" shirt at Hot Topic, a ween pretending to be Batman, and Clyde Cash himself.

If Chris somehow encountered Jace, he would think Jace was a troll for wearing that damn "Me Gusta" shirt all the time.
 
Handsome Pete said:
Trolls (in his mind) are an organized culture devoted to spreading prickly-wicklies, and choose their victims through some mysterious combination of jealousy and randomness. They fly their Rageface flag the same way pirates fly the skull and crossbones, both as a warning to their victims and a beacon to other ne'er-do-wells..
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This is pretty much how ED treated Chris.
 
It's actually an interesting insight into how Chris perceives other peoples lives.

Because he essentially lives his life through various media sources and uses them to define himself, he just assumes that others do the same. Like when he's trying to tell somebody something, he continually references games and cartoons as analogies in an effort to get his point across, and just assuming that the person he's talking to knows about whatever it is he's referencing.
So I guess he just thinks that the "trolls" communicate through Rage Comics and Pedobear references.
 
"I Hate the Internet Trolls, and I know very well to just ignore them and continue living my life"
 

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The Nameless One said:
It's fascinatingly, wonderfully naive. Chris's theory of mind is so woefully underdeveloped that he assumes that there is a caste of people out there whose thoughts are composed entirely of Internet memes and whose activities consist entirely of making obnoxious noises and antagonizing him. He also assumes that other people have "random" flashes of Internet memes pop up in their heads like he has random thoughts about penises.
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Isn't that effectively what he said in justification of that "Random Access Humor" shtick years ago?

BTW, for everyone who thinks that Chris has been exploring Tumblr: If Chris is just now figuring out Internet memes, then by 2020 he should sign up for his Tumblr account.
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I think he's trying to turn the "Blarms" thing into a meme already. But he will never understand memes unless he somehow gets the irony of the "THE MEMES, JACK!" meme from MGR:R
 
Oh, no, now she wants to be a games reviewer too. I'm triggered.

What's with her obsession with sensory overload, though? With how much she's talking about that, I was thinking maybe she's experimenting some (new) health issues regarding bright colours and such? Or is it just Chris being Chris and Sensory Overload is a new CWC-ism?
 
I thought Chris knew about memes way before this? It makes me laugh though that he takes the game Meme Run seriously. It is supposed to be cringy. Most people make fun of memes and like them ironically.
 
I would hate memes too if I were a walking, breathing meme generating machine.
 
Mitsunari said:
What's with her obsession with sensory overload, though? With how much she's talking about that, I was thinking maybe she's experimenting some (new) health issues regarding bright colours and such? Or is it just Chris being Chris and Sensory Overload is a new CWC-ism?
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Sensory issues are symptomatic of autism. It's the precise reason why Chris sometimes wore a wristband around the Sonichu medallion, because the sensation just got to much for him.
 
Mitsunari said:
Oh, no, now she wants to be a games reviewer too. I'm triggered.

What's with her obsession with sensory overload, though? With how much she's talking about that, I was thinking maybe she's experimenting some (new) health issues regarding bright colours and such? Or is it just Chris being Chris and Sensory Overload is a new CWC-ism?
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Ronald Gaygun said:
Sensory issues are symptomatic of autism. It's the precise reason why Chris sometimes wore a wristband around the Sonichu medallion, because the sensation just got to much for him.
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Yep!

Autism affects the way the brain perceives reality on the most fundamental levels. If Chris' brain were a computer, his performance bottleneck would be to process, filter, and comprehend not just visual input, but all input. Most of us can block out distractions with ease, but Chris' mind takes it all in and has to processes all of it, every thing from every single sense of his all of the time, for what he lacks are the filters we have so we don't have a sense of sensory overload.

An analogy: We have an internal "spam filter", and are "running adblock" all of the time as we process the massive amounts of information our bodies supply to our brain every second. Not so much for those with autism, they have to examine many pieces of information, usually in a specific order, to cope with these issues.
 
Nikolai Drozdov said:
Pedobear and rage comics? Is it 2008 again?
What a family A Snorlax and a sexually confused Slowpoke. What kind of Pokemon was Bob?

But seriously, I'm sure that Chris must've spent a lot of time on the Internet. How does he not know basic online folklore?
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I always assumed Chris was bad at Internet surfing despite doing it so much. I always imagine he's the kind of person using Internet Explorer with 5 different search toolbars and malware popping up to sell him duck enlargement pills.
 
Yes, but dickgirdle. My mind would constantly be occupied with "oh, Jesus, why am I strangling my private parts and abdomen, it hurts it hurts" to the extent where I wouldn't notice if Sonic had sixty blue arms.
 
To you Chris; trolls, anons, rage comics, SANIC, anything Xbox, and blue hedgehog arms are what you consider sensory overload.

To us; your fashion sense, insane antics, screeching tardrage, unprovoked creepyness, and everything NSFW from you is a sensory overload to us, the average Joe.

It's like fucking ying & yang. We just have to coexist somehow.
 
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