Interests Chris Doesn't Memes

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Rage comics? Pedobear? What year is it? Is he gonna start whinging about Gangam Style in 2018?

Also, while I am surprised that a game like this exists, and even more surprised that it's on the WiiU, I am not even a little surprised Chris bought it. He buys everything for all his consoles. I'm a little surprised he played it though. I suppose he should thank GodBear that he's not a PC gamer or his Steam library would put the greatest gamer in the world to shame.
 
Coldgrip said:
An actual depiction of an internet troll's home:
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Pls stop posting my dox.
 
I think the worst part of this is that Chris thinks trolls are hacking him to get texts and e-mails. Can he honestly not put two and two together and realize the gal-pal and sweetheart he's texting are uploading these, without any arm twisting or hacking.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
They must LIVE with Sensory Overloading crap to the point of blending in and being used to it.
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Is Christine implying that she believes everyone in the world has "sensory overloads" like she does? Also I don't think Christine knows what "blending in" really means.
 
-Chris thinks trolls have loud noises and other sensory triggers playing all the time to the point that they got desensitized to them, for the sake of publishing them to annoy him

Guys I found the official trolling soundtrack then :ween:

wow I never knew he was that much of a paranoid pussy (no :alog: intended, just an observation), to the point where a normal guy with a meme shirt is the same thing as someone who goes around online trying to piss people off in his head. Still amusing watching him rant about the "trolls", even though he's the master troll by comparison to someone who thought calling him to pretend to be Batman was funny.
 
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Haesindang Park said:
So he hates every single meme? What about Grumpy Cat or Doge? Wonder if he's seen videos like "Gangnam Style" or "What does the fox say?" Wait, what about Nicki Minaj's Anaconda or Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball? Apparently, he doesn't seem to mind twerking though.
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If there is one thing redeemable about Chris, it's that he dislikes Epic Internet Maymays
 
Chris does not find memes funny, but I bet he wonders where babby come from and how girl get pragnet.
 
Chris said:
They must LIVE with Sensory Overloading crap to the point of blending in and being used to it.
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Not for nothin', but that is pretty apt description of 4chan.
 
32 years on this earth, about 25 of them have been on the internet. Got like what...50 pages of content on Encyclopedia dramatica. An entire wiki dedicated to him. An entire forum and image board site initially dedicated and named after him. Almost every person hes interacted with over the past 16 years has been a troll of some kind.

Every single thing of note in these 32 years has been done online.

And hes just getting around to figuring out what a meme is...and still got it wrong.

All jokes aside, all a-logging aside its sometimes scary just how objectively unintelligent Chris is. For as much as we talk about how shitty the hand Chris has been dealt is hes still incredibly fortunate to be as stupid as he is and to be alive, free, and living under a roof with an income at 32.
 
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