Interests Chris Doesn't Memes

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I'm at a loss as to where Chris got this idea that trolls love memes. His biggest connection to trolls is this forum, and we aren't exactly posting them everywhere.

To be fair, they do pop up now and again.
 
applecat said:
"I would certainly NOT want to go to someone's house with that Loudest Amount of Visual Noise and Distortion. Headaches and Eye Pain! Stress!!!"

I guess he had a little sensory overload and stopped bothering with actual sentences?
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What memes do to chris
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I'm not surprised Chris isn't aware of or likes memes. Memes are all about spreading from people to people, having a jolly good laugh together, before altering and propagating across or within internet communities.

Chris doesn't contribute to these communities; whenever he goes on a forum or social networking site he always makes it about himself - even when he contacts a friend on Facebook its in a way that benefits himself. If he attempted to create a meme, or used one of the many snowclone meme websites, it would be all about his life or his fantasy world and would not be accessible to anyone bar himself and us.

I bet he'd put: © Christian Weston Chandler, December 2014 at the bottom as well.
 
The Dude said:
Funny thing is, most people I've met who really enjoy memes tend to be pretty autistic. Like literally. Chris should love them because they're so lol random humor guys!!! XDDDDD!!!!
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You're right. You would think Chris would love rage comics because it's a comic generator that's extremely simple to use, requires no effort to publish, and he can do walls of text to tell his story. I just checked r/F7U12 and people still drown that subreddit everyday so trolls being able to track him would be hard to.
It's perfect for Chris.
I suppose I shouldn't post here without a meme.
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Lefty's Revenge said:
32 years on this earth, about 25 of them have been on the internet. Got like what...50 pages of content on Encyclopedia dramatica. An entire wiki dedicated to him. An entire forum and image board site initially dedicated and named after him. Almost every person hes interacted with over the past 16 years has been a troll of some kind.

Every single thing of note in these 32 years has been done online.

And hes just getting around to figuring out what a meme is...and still got it wrong.

All jokes aside, all a-logging aside its sometimes scary just how objectively unintelligent Chris is. For as much as we talk about how shitty the hand Chris has been dealt is hes still incredibly fortunate to be as stupid as he is and to be alive, free, and living under a roof with an income at 32.
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I have to agree with that. It's honestly terrifying how someone who would, by all rights, have received ample computer education (more formal computer education than I received), spends much of his time at home and online, and yet his knowledge of computers is actually less than that of a typical 60 year older. I should know, I work in tech support and every day someone calls in with a problem that should not actually take more than 5 minutes to solve on their own... and ironically, when I don't know the answer right away, I google it... something they could have just as easily done for themselves.

Chris is on a level below that... way, way below that. Someone here mentioned that he doesn't even know how to use a forum search function. How can he possibly not figure that out?
 
Paladin said:
Chris is on a level below that... way, way below that. Someone here mentioned that he doesn't even know how to use a forum search function. How can he possibly not figure that out?
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God, I don't think I want to know!
 
Paladin said:
Someone here mentioned that he doesn't even know how to use a forum search function. How can he possibly not figure that out?
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Most people with threads in Spergatory don't know how to use forum search, either. It's sadly not that rare of a thing.
 
Paladin said:
I have to agree with that. It's honestly terrifying how someone who would, by all rights, have received ample computer education (more formal computer education than I received), spends much of his time at home and online, and yet his knowledge of computers is actually less than that of a typical 60 year older. I should know, I work in tech support and every day someone calls in with a problem that should not actually take more than 5 minutes to solve on their own... and ironically, when I don't know the answer right away, I google it... something they could have just as easily done for themselves.

Chris is on a level below that... way, way below that. Someone here mentioned that he doesn't even know how to use a forum search function. How can he possibly not figure that out?
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Chris has a few very specific accomplishments in the way of tech skills... namely, installing a better fan in his PS3 and some minor PC tweaks. What he's done has illuminated one thing: Chris can only use technology when he's given very, very specific instructions from which he cannot and will not deviate. Chris does what the instructions say and he gets the result he wants. He doesn't really understand the fundamentals of PC use and is incapable of designing his own solution through abstract thought. That's one reason he's not a fan of memes... Chris can't make the correlation between a joke and a humorous image that illustrates that. If Chris were to make a meme, it would likely be the most literal expression of whatever he was trying to say.

This shows up in other ways too. For example, how Chris "broadcasts" his wishes through Facebook and Youtube, not understanding that there's no mechanism to ensure that his message will reach the recipient. Chris doesn't understand how the internet works, on even the most basic level. His videos were never reviewed for quality or content. Why? Laziness? Yes, that's part of it... but Youtube only tells you to post your video, it doesn't explain to you how to make a good video. Again, quality is an abstract concept Chris cannot grasp. But, he can follow instructions and click "Upload".
 
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