Chris dream thread

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Blimey Batman... I know none of us is a huge Chrissey fan but you really seem to hate him!
 
I dreamed Chris was accused of cattle rustling and all these people wanted to hang him except...oh, wait. That was "The Ox-Bow Incident."
 
Last night... had a dream I was in 14BC while it was burning. First, the Keurig erupted in flames and melted, catching the bathroom on fire, the walls to Bob's old room buckled and fell, with his 70s Schaefer, Harp and Bass beer signs and records exploding like popcorn kernels, the walls falling in, the back porch erupting in flames and catching the Aerostar on fire, which had a full tank of EXPENSIVE GAS and was full of hoard & exploded, catching all of 14BC plus the Mitsubishi and Bob's greenhouse on fire, eventually watching 14BC burn to the ground with :stupid: and :snorlax: ending up in a burn unit in Alexandria and me driving away in the Cadillac with 2nd and 3rd degree burns.

Way more severe 14BC fire than real life.
 
Yes, I have had a dream or two about Chris.


It took place in, oddly enough, a theme park called Sonichuland. Chris was the Walt Disney of the whole thing, and it was basically a badly built, highly structurally unsound version of Disneyland. The different sections were all based off of different things Chris said or went through in the IRL and comic trolling.

The section that was supposed to be New Orleans Square (Where the Haunted Mansion is in the park) was highly abandoned and was where Chris lived. It was where the Haunted Mansion is supposed to be. I decided to go in. It was basically the inside of what used to be 14BC, except everything was in black and white. Then, I saw Bob and Barb, and I was half expecting Chris to show up at any point..... he did. Except it was the young Chris who had won the Sonic Watch and Win sweepstakes. But they were coming toward me.....

And then I woke up. That's how most of my nightmares end. Me waking up in the middle.
 
I've had a few dreams where Chris has shown up. He never really did anything though, he was more just there while other more interesting things transpired.

I do remember one particularly weird dream where I was talking to Zoroaster, the founder of Zoroastrianism, and mid-conversation, he slowly morphed into Chris.
 
The night after binging on the Chronicles of Chris-Chan Part 1, I had a dream that I had only a few days left to live. I rode a bus to Virginia, met Chris, and gave him a handshake, then walked away while he shouted the advice from his introduction video behind me. The whole dream had this empty, sad feel to it, like I was actually thanking and saying goodbye to someone I cared for for the last time.
 
I once had a horrible fever dream where I was in a labyrinth of some sort being chased down by OPL. He was wearing his red and blue striped shirt and everything. It's the only dream I've ever felt physically sick in and I woke up in a pool of sweat.
 
After reading through this whole thread, I've come to realize that Chris actually made good on a promise for once: "I'll be in your dreams." :tomgirl:
 
I had a dream where I had a sleepover for my birthday. Chris was my mentally unstable, mentally challenged brother. My dad was in charge of not letting Chris wreck the party. The girls are all in my childhood bedroom and they're bored as hell. A tv was on, I think it was old mst3k tapes. Some girls were dozing off when Chris barges in. He was bigger than he is today, and he was wearing a turquoise shirt, orange shorts, and his hair was curly.

He got overstimulated I guess and he began making these loud squeals and at one point he tried to climb over a woman. I was pissed, and I said something derogatory about the mentally challenged. I wish I knew what--something about how they'll never hold jobs, or I may of even said "tard".

The girls totally turned their backs on me, and locked me out of my bedroom, with Chris still inside. I somehow knew these girls were going to dox me and put what I said online.
 
I was looking for this thread a few days ago (albeit not looking very hard)! Not strictly a Chris Dream, but obviously heavily influenced by him.

Okay so, my HeartSweet and I went to America, and somehow wound up in Charlottesville. For the purposes of this dream C-ville was a tiny, shitty, completely flat town with about three roads.
I decided to go check out The GAMe PLACe, and for some reason they had a huge wall of boxed Poptarts for sale, $3 a box as opposed to the $5-$8 a box they are here. Found one which had promotional Pokemon cards in, but HeartSweet insisted we go to Walmart because the Poptarts would be even cheaper there.
On the way across the road to Walmart we stopped at a bus stop to figure out the next bus to Ruckersville, but we couldn't figure out dem American bus timetables... as we were about to ask someone, my housemate woke me up by mowing the lawns at 9am *sigh*
 
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