Artcow Chris E / DynamicSketch / Engletoon - The most butthurt man on Deviantart

[Bungleboy]

You know what's more pathetic than a shit artist who used to be popular? How about a mediocre artist who is very, very upset he's not popular and will not stop bawling about it.

Enter Chris E.

I actually had personal contact with the guy, he seemed like an okay guy if really jaded.

Then holy shit did he start saying dumbass things, and I figured that other people need to see this weird little specimen.

Let's start with the obvious: Chris is a very, very, very salty motherfucker. He barely draws, instead spending his time blaming his stillborn career on any and everyone else.

The first sign of his cow-ness was when he launched into this conspiracy theory that Alex Ahad(of SkullGirls fame) is deliberately preventing him from being successful.

See, he worked for Wayforward as an artist, and will tell a totally-true-you-guys sob story about how a video game company barred him from being a successful artist. Every single time when I asked why he didn't do X or Y to get his work out there, he always went back to Alex Ahad's treachery.

Chris E apparently thinks Alex Ahad has influence over Deviantart, the entire video game industry, and freelance websites and uses this Illuminati-style clout to ruin his and only his career.

Then he kept on fucking talking.

He refuses to have a portfolio online because he thinks the conspiracy against him will steal his art.

He refuses to join freelance sites, and never gives a straight answer why.

He wants to make money off his art but does not have any commission info because he is kind of an idiot.

He thinks Butch Hartman and his wife are in on the conspiracy to keep him down.

He also wanted me to write a negative review of Lackadaisy Cats because he was mad that Tracey Butler is popular and not him.

I did not make that up. He actually said that and meant it.

He also has an ego of Dobsonian proportions. In true Lolcow style, it is never his fault ever.

I haven't really been here much in the past year or so and when I look back I am slammed with free requests. Yeah! I know that I am pretty much a nobody who doesn't coast on popularity like a lot of the so-called artists around here. And throughout the years many of you continue to think that just for that reason that I am going to do free requests for you. Let's get one damn thing straight. I am an artist. Despite what many of you like to think I do deserve to be paid for work.

He keeps acting like people hound him for free work despite posting work very rarely and is a self admitted Nobody.

Also he gets people to draw fanart for him pretty damn regularly and he sure as shit doesn't pay them.

He also has a Barneyfag-esque hatred of popular artists. It's not just that he's mad he's a nobody who sees actual successful and hard-working people around him, he will not shut about how salty he is that people are successful and not him.

He also constantly blames websites instead of himself for his failings. Sure, DA is shit but if this joker can't hack it there of all places god damn

His tumblr is also full of whining because of course it is.

I guess it's also narcisstic of me when other artists tell me that there is no demand for my style and that I do not deserve to be paid for work, but only they do because they have popularity? I have been hired for commissions numerous times and it has always been by some deadbeat with zero intention on paying which is why I demand payment up front.

 

[Betonova]

I actually had personal contact with the guy, he seemed like an okay guy if really jaded.

{Personal Army Request denied}

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Link pictures directly please. Having images right there helps get people interested. Nobody wants to click through the links when they don't know who it is.

 

[Tame Sake]

I know who this guy is through a third party, but not much else.

And the problem is from the source I have: he tends to only sperg in private instead of public.

So if you want this guy to be remotely interesting, give us the goods.

 

[Zvantastika]

For fuck sake, how many times we've said it, archive EVERYTHING, don't just link to them for they might disappear the next day. At least take screencaps so I don't have to click on every link to know what you're talking about.

From the little I could gather, this dude just whines and complains to no end but rarely chimps out or replies to anybody saying anything to him. I think it's mostly unamusing ego artists rather than laughing stock, at least from the links provided. I might be wrong but I don't feel like digging through his shitty art.

 

[Clown Doll]

As it stands I'm not seeing any real evidence that he's an actual cow instead of just a stuck-up artist with a case of USI.
Take this back to the drawing board and as @Zvantastika said, archive everything, especially when it's a case with egotists who google their username often. They see someone talking shit about them and they'll BALEET EVERYTHING if they think it makes them look bad.