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I'm not going to say that we can't talk about Anna / Kacey because I don't really care. I also don't mind discuss of Kacey because I am myself morbidly curious to see a picture of her.

The "de facto" rule for non-Chris Christorical Figures is that discussion must be within 1 step of Chris himself.
"Did Chris think Kacey was genuinely attractive?" -> "What did Kacey look like?" is fine.
"What did Kacey look like?" "-> "I would[n't] fuck her" isn't.

Stuff like "Does Michael Synder have a mustache?" is an example of something I probably should have deleted.
 
To me, I have a question. The leaked Facebook posts about Chris losing his virginity. Are they real?
 
Null said:
I'm not going to say that we can't talk about Anna / Kacey because I don't really care. I also don't mind discuss of Kacey because I am myself morbidly curious to see a picture of her.
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There was one of her and Liquid on the old-old-old forum last year.
 
Null said:
I'm not going to say that we can't talk about Anna / Kacey because I don't really care. I also don't mind discuss of Kacey because I am myself morbidly curious to see a picture of her.

The "de facto" rule for non-Chris Christorical Figures is that discussion must be within 1 step of Chris himself.
"Did Chris think Kacey was genuinely attractive?" -> "What did Kacey look like?" is fine.
"What did Kacey look like?" "-> "I would[n't] fuck her" isn't.

Stuff like "Does Michael Synder have a mustache?" is an example of something I probably should have deleted.
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I have to admit though, the fact that someone would even start a thread with that subject is hilarious to me.
 
Holdek said:
Null said:
I'm not going to say that we can't talk about Anna / Kacey because I don't really care. I also don't mind discuss of Kacey because I am myself morbidly curious to see a picture of her.

The "de facto" rule for non-Chris Christorical Figures is that discussion must be within 1 step of Chris himself.
"Did Chris think Kacey was genuinely attractive?" -> "What did Kacey look like?" is fine.
"What did Kacey look like?" "-> "I would[n't] fuck her" isn't.

Stuff like "Does Michael Synder have a mustache?" is an example of something I probably should have deleted.
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I have to admit though, the fact that someone would even start a thread with that subject is hilarious to me.
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Oh come on guys, like five posts in I explain the purpose of the thread. Everyone still acts like I posted the thread because I wanted to discuss Snyders lip hair.
 
I'd like to know if The Wallflower was ever a real person or a troll all along. On the first e-mails it seemed legit, but that end with the whole surfshack tito thing was just... I dunno, suspicious, I guess. The way Chris met her it's also not that clear, at least not in the CWCki article.

BTW I'm new to the board here, but I've been reading the CWCki since november 2012. It gets kinda addicting, I'm afraid :cry:
 
She was real. By that point she was just trying to say anything to get Chris to leave her alone and quit harassing her.
 
Yawning Squirtle said:
I'd like to know if The Wallflower was ever a real person or a troll all along. On the first e-mails it seemed legit, but that end with the whole surfshack tito thing was just... I dunno, suspicious, I guess. The way Chris met her it's also not that clear, at least not in the CWCki article.

BTW I'm new to the board here, but I've been reading the CWCki since november 2012. It gets kinda addicting, I'm afraid :cry:
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They met at a special needs group wasn't it?
 
Null said:
I'm not going to say that we can't talk about Anna / Kacey because I don't really care. I also don't mind discuss of Kacey because I am myself morbidly curious to see a picture of her.

The "de facto" rule for non-Chris Christorical Figures is that discussion must be within 1 step of Chris himself.
"Did Chris think Kacey was genuinely attractive?" -> "What did Kacey look like?" is fine.
"What did Kacey look like?" "-> "I would[n't] fuck her" isn't.
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Talking too much about some CWC girl's appearance became verboten on the old forum because a topic that wasn't related to Anna's appearance devolved into really petty and creepy comments about her face or her boobs or whatever. When mentions of semen were brought up the whole topic was locked.

I don't have any questions myself, just wanted to elaborate on that point.
 
Chu Guevara said:
Yawning Squirtle said:
I'd like to know if The Wallflower was ever a real person or a troll all along. On the first e-mails it seemed legit, but that end with the whole surfshack tito thing was just... I dunno, suspicious, I guess. The way Chris met her it's also not that clear, at least not in the CWCki article.

BTW I'm new to the board here, but I've been reading the CWCki since november 2012. It gets kinda addicting, I'm afraid :cry:
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They met at a special needs group wasn't it?
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A social/youth group at the church.
 
Does Chris actually believe that there is a worldwide conspiracy involving tens of thousands of people to make him miserable only because he has autism? Does he really believe that the Greene County leadership is in on it, that Michael Snyder controls this vast effort from a hobby shop, and that this conspiracy goes right into the court system?

Further, does he really think nobody would say anything about this? Or are all 7 billion human beings on Earth involved in a plot to ensure such an enormously handsome, talented, transhuman super-stud like himself stays forever alone?
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Chu Guevara said:
Yawning Squirtle said:
I'd like to know if The Wallflower was ever a real person or a troll all along. On the first e-mails it seemed legit, but that end with the whole surfshack tito thing was just... I dunno, suspicious, I guess. The way Chris met her it's also not that clear, at least not in the CWCki article.

BTW I'm new to the board here, but I've been reading the CWCki since november 2012. It gets kinda addicting, I'm afraid :cry:
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They met at a special needs group wasn't it?
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A social/youth group at the church.
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She was real, and yeah, a youth group thing.

We pretty much just took advantage of her to start a new saga.

Abhor-able said:
Does Chris actually believe that there is a worldwide conspiracy involving tens of thousands of people to make him miserable only because he has autism? Does he really believe that the Greene County leadership is in on it, that Michael Snyder controls this vast effort from a hobby shop, and that this conspiracy goes right into the court system?
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We don't know what's going through his head, but yeah, he seems to. At the very least, he believes Greene County kept them from selling their house or whatever the conspiracy did. It's some really nutty stuff.

Abhor-able said:
Further, does he really think nobody would say anything about this? Or are all 7 billion human beings on Earth involved in a plot to ensure such an enormously handsome, talented, transhuman super-stud like himself stays forever alone?
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I don't know if he specifically blames the Green County conspiracy for him being alone right now, but he might come to at some point. And he'll probably blame them for individual events. So if he wasn't as big a pussy as he currently is, and he asked out a girl IRL, and got shot down, he'd probably blame that on the conspiracy.
 
Marvin said:
She was real, and yeah, a youth group thing.

We pretty much just took advantage of her to start a new saga.
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We didn't even really do anything, though. We just made a record of what Chris did. The Wallflower Saga is the best exemplar of what happens when everyone else stands aside and Chris... just behaves like Chris.

Marvin said:
I don't know if he specifically blames the Green County conspiracy for him being alone right now, but he might come to at some point. And he'll probably blame them for individual events. So if he wasn't as big a pussy as he currently is, and he asked out a girl IRL, and got shot down, he'd probably blame that on the conspiracy.
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To elaborate, Chris indeed does believe these crazy conspiracy theories. That's just how deep his victim/persecution complex goes. In his mind, it is simply not possible for unpleasant things to occur without it being because some malicious person/entity is jealous of Chris and wants to hurt him.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Marvin said:
She was real, and yeah, a youth group thing.

We pretty much just took advantage of her to start a new saga.
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We didn't even really do anything, though. We just made a record of what Chris did. The Wallflower Saga is the best exemplar of what happens when everyone else stands aside and Chris... just behaves like Chris.
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Well yeah, we didn't really do too much. I was just thinking of us introducing Tito.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
We didn't even really do anything, though. We just made a record of what Chris did. The Wallflower Saga is the best exemplar of what happens when everyone else stands aside and Chris... just behaves like Chris.
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In my opinion these were the best kinds of "trolling." Chris really makes his own gravy as far as entertainment goes. No offense to Tito or the like, but after a while, the entire angry Chris thing got very old. It was much funnier to see him go on for hours all smug and making an ass of himself, and if anyone tries to re-expose Chris (doubt he'd cooperate), I would suggest everyone keep that in mind.
 
I thought the Wallflower got JULAY'd due to an error on Chris's part..? If so it doesn't exactly count as "letting Chris be Chris"..
 
Was hard-wired internet service cut off at 14 Bracnhland Ct.?

A lot of us - myself included - assumed that the lack of any PSN activity, all of Chris' Facebook posts being made via his phone, and him constantly going to places to use their free public WiFi was indication he has no access at home. But is this the case? I've heard conflicting reports from several folks who seem to be authorities on Chris.
 
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