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Melchett said:
Holdek said:
The Joker said:
was he really kicked out of his college english class for writing homophobic statements all over another student's paper that he was supossed to review? I think I read that in one of the Jackie emails.

I remember reading that as well. Don't remember where, though.
He says somewhere he was kicked out for writing racist shit not homophobic. In an email somewhere (maybe Jackie? Maybe even the mailbags) that he wrote something someone "would say in a black church". It was like "amen/ hallelujah brother!" IIRC.

Yeah...I vaguely recollect this. He wrote something like, "Jesus almighty!" and "Lord have mercy!" but I thought it was in reaction to homo stuff. ::shrugs::
 
Melchett said:
Holdek said:
The Joker said:
was he really kicked out of his college english class for writing homophobic statements all over another student's paper that he was supossed to review? I think I read that in one of the Jackie emails.

I remember reading that as well. Don't remember where, though.
He says somewhere he was kicked out for writing racist shit not homophobic. In an email somewhere (maybe Jackie? Maybe even the mailbags) that he wrote something someone "would say in a black church". It was like "amen/ hallelujah brother!" IIRC.
I found it, he wrote about how homosexuality was wrong and was "offended" by the student's paper.
 
Asians are indeed nefarious. They are a White man's best friend and concubine though, and Black folks should steer clear of them by any means necessary.

Administrator Note: RustyBlackleford has been banned. His schtick is being nipped in the bud before it gets rolling because I don't think we need to go down this road again. It's long ceased to be funny.

Thanks everyone.

-bb
 
I've always wondered how much of the "Calling Out" saga was actually scripted by the trolls? And had it not been for Bob's death, what was the next step in the "Calling Out" saga?
 
Scatman said:
I've always wondered how much of the "Calling Out" saga was actually scripted by the trolls? And had it not been for Bob's death, what was the next step in the "Calling Out" saga?

All of it. None of that information was real obviously. The only Chris part is what he decided to do with the trolls real life "information". Clyde Cash was up next, but the death of Bob caused Thorg to end his trolling.
 
Bgheff said:
Scatman said:
I've always wondered how much of the "Calling Out" saga was actually scripted by the trolls? And had it not been for Bob's death, what was the next step in the "Calling Out" saga?

All of it. None of that information was real obviously. The only Chris part is what he decided to do with the trolls real life "information". Clyde Cash was up next, but the death of Bob caused Thorg to end his trolling.

I though Clyde Cash was the last one in the list? Bluespike was the last one mentioned and he wasn't doxed due to the circumstances. I swear I remember there was one other person after JULAY but before THAT CLYDE CASH.
 
Scatman said:
I've always wondered how much of the "Calling Out" saga was actually scripted by the trolls? And had it not been for Bob's death, what was the next step in the "Calling Out" saga?
All sagas were almost entirely scripted by us.
 
Marvin said:
Scatman said:
I've always wondered how much of the "Calling Out" saga was actually scripted by the trolls? And had it not been for Bob's death, what was the next step in the "Calling Out" saga?
All sagas were almost entirely scripted by us.

So, it was a false front operation like the trollin train.
 
cubesandcubes said:
Marvin said:
Scatman said:
I've always wondered how much of the "Calling Out" saga was actually scripted by the trolls? And had it not been for Bob's death, what was the next step in the "Calling Out" saga?
All sagas were almost entirely scripted by us.

So, it was a false front operation like the trollin train.

Essentially. How many times has Chris ever gotten the drop on his enemies in an unscripted setting?
 
Marvin said:
All sagas were almost entirely scripted by us.
Has he realized yet how much of his life was scripted for others' entertainment? I wonder if it would bother him if he knew, or if he'd just stress sigh and move on.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Marvin said:
All sagas were almost entirely scripted by us.
Has he realized yet how much of his life was scripted for others' entertainment? I wonder if it would bother him if he knew, or if he'd just stress sigh and move on.

A little of the latter and more of the former, I'd think. Instead of five years of epic valiant fights for truth and honesty, a rogue's gallery specifically devoted to ruining his life, and scores upon scores of women who died in the name of their love for him...he's just been having impotent screaming matches over the phone with people who couldn't care less about his love life or his PSN accounts or Sonichu. Or him. It's that last thing that'd really hit him hard.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Marvin said:
All sagas were almost entirely scripted by us.
Has he realized yet how much of his life was scripted for others' entertainment? I wonder if it would bother him if he knew, or if he'd just stress sigh and move on.
Uhh, well, he knows that a lot of the troll stuff was bullshit. He'll rant about trolls sometimes and talk about how they pestered him or harassed him for their own sick amusement. Some sort of phrasing like that, at least. He'll use words like amusement, but I don't know if he's really thought about what that actually means. He hasn't considered the troll's motivations in any depth. (well, same thing for anyone he doesn't like)

Although, amusingly enough, he'll still think that some of the internet girlfriends were actually female IRL (well, some actually are) and really did love him, like panda. And he's not really consistent about this. Sometimes he'll complain about all those evil trolls messing with him, pretending to be girls. And then the next day, if you say he's had no experience with girls or something like that, he'll say, "no! I had a bunch of girlfriends!" (referring to the trolls, that is)
 
Scatman said:
I've always wondered how much of the "Calling Out" saga was actually scripted by the trolls? And had it not been for Bob's death, what was the next step in the "Calling Out" saga?

[qoute="cubesandcubes"]So, it was a false front operation like the trollin train.[/quote]

[qoute]Essentially. How many times has Chris ever gotten the drop on his enemies in an unscripted setting?[/quote]

Now, if one faction of trolls used CWC to troll another faction of trolls by passing him some genuine dox........
 
BallsDeep4Cash said:
Asians are indeed nefarious. They are a White man's best friend and concubine though, and Black folks should steer clear of them by any means necessary.

Administrator Note: RustyBlackleford has been banned. His schtick is being nipped in the bud before it gets rolling because I don't think we need to go down this road again. It's long ceased to be funny.

Thanks everyone.

-bb

Thanks!
 
CatParty said:
Marvin said:
Holdek said:
What was the deal with Chris giving the giftbasket to the hooker? Was that him trying to be sly? Or was he really trying to just show his appreciation to her for taking his virginity?
The latter, I would say.


what was in the gift basket?
Some old greasy gameboy cartridges, some old greasy Transformer toys, Sonichu crap built out of old greasy LEGOs and a drawing of Rosechu and Sonichu doing hankypanky.
 
Bgheff said:
Scatman said:
I've always wondered how much of the "Calling Out" saga was actually scripted by the trolls? And had it not been for Bob's death, what was the next step in the "Calling Out" saga?

All of it. None of that information was real obviously. The only Chris part is what he decided to do with the trolls real life "information". Clyde Cash was up next, but the death of Bob caused Thorg to end his trolling.

I kind of wonder though, was there supposed to be some big reveal at the end of this saga? Like, Chris goes through all of the trouble of extorting money and demands from his major trolls, and then what? It's not like Surfshack Tito was going to send him a breif( :briefs: )case full of money, or the "real" Alec Benson Leary was going to apologize. What was the plan then?
 
pickleniggo said:
Bgheff said:
Scatman said:
I've always wondered how much of the "Calling Out" saga was actually scripted by the trolls? And had it not been for Bob's death, what was the next step in the "Calling Out" saga?

All of it. None of that information was real obviously. The only Chris part is what he decided to do with the trolls real life "information". Clyde Cash was up next, but the death of Bob caused Thorg to end his trolling.

I kind of wonder though, was there supposed to be some big reveal at the end of this saga? Like, Chris goes through all of the trouble of extorting money and demands from his major trolls, and then what? It's not like Surfshack Tito was going to send him a breif( :briefs: )case full of money, or the "real" Alec Benson Leary was going to apologize. What was the plan then?


it seems as if the plan was to antagonize the lolcows used as fake personas in the videos. like some sort of lolcow war.
 
CatParty said:
it seems as if the plan was to antagonize the lolcows used as fake personas in the videos. like some sort of lolcow war.

Ooooohhhh. Okay. That's some trollception right there.
 
CatParty said:
pickleniggo said:
Bgheff said:
All of it. None of that information was real obviously. The only Chris part is what he decided to do with the trolls real life "information". Clyde Cash was up next, but the death of Bob caused Thorg to end his trolling.

I kind of wonder though, was there supposed to be some big reveal at the end of this saga? Like, Chris goes through all of the trouble of extorting money and demands from his major trolls, and then what? It's not like Surfshack Tito was going to send him a breif( :briefs: )case full of money, or the "real" Alec Benson Leary was going to apologize. What was the plan then?


it seems as if the plan was to antagonize the lolcows used as fake personas in the videos. like some sort of lolcow war.

That would be hard to pull off I think.

I always thought it was just a way to get Chris' confidence level back up by giving him multiple victories, so that trolling and other content could continue.
 
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