Chris: Fact or Fiction

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DevilDog

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I know this is similar to some other threads but I have some stuff about him I'd like clarified.
1: Does he actually hate pickles, or does he just hate what he made them stand for? I'd assume he actually hates them since a lot of people do,(personally I feel they are amazing).
2: What is the status of his hair? Is it a wig? Is it real? I've heard it's real...but he was going bald last I heard, so it seems odd that he has those long greasy locks now.
3: Why did he keep going back to the trolls in the mumble chats? I read a few, the trolls are pretty abusive, did he just stay to Ram Truth down their Throats?
 
DevilDog said:
1: Does he actually hate pickles, or does he just hate what he made them stand for? I'd assume he actually hates them since a lot of people do,(personally I feel they are amazing).
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Chris is a childish pussy and doesn't like the actual taste of pickles. And yeah, what he connects them to in his imagination (dicks) also doesn't help his opinion of them.

DevilDog said:
2: What is the status of his hair? Is it a wig? Is it real? I've heard it's real...but he was going bald last I heard, so it seems odd that he has those long greasy locks now.
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His hair is real, not a wig. His hair is gross and what you'd get when a childish sperglord grows long hair but doesn't take care of it. His forehead seems to be getting bigger, so I guess he's balding? I don't know. He'd still have long hair. It'd just get closer to a skullet*.

*(Alec introduced that word to me :lol: )

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3: Why did he keep going back to the trolls in the mumble chats? I read a few, the trolls are pretty abusive, did he just stay to Ram Truth down their Throats?
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I think we had excuses for each of the mumble chats. Like, we had a galpal at the time and she brought Chris in to talk to her friends or some shit. I don't remember, but we had excuses, things like that.
 
Gonna delete this thread xD didn't even see the other one. On an unrelated note, how do I delete thread?
 
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