LGBT Chris filed for a legal name change (update: the judgement is in)

[TrippinKahlua]

Now I wonder if there is now a ghost wearing a striped polo shirt, medallion, pedo glasses and always screaming into the camera at after-death trolls, trying to intimidate them through spiritual warfare.

 

[Trilby]

No matter what he change his name too he will always be the town exceptional individual to the folks down in ruckersville

Another excuse for them to avoid him at all costs than to start arguments at public spots.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Anybody think Chris would actually have the guts to go down the sex change route? I know he hates his "ugly growth", but would he really go all the way?

I think he's waiting until he has a true and honest ground up girlfriend.
Or some sexy lesbian births crystal (krystal? Forgot the spelling)

Likewise with naming your quadruplets after the ninja turtles

To be fair you would also be naming them after famous artists, so no one can give you shit over that.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Wait, so Chris can't legally have his gender changed unless he gets SRS, which we all know is never happening?

Claims that Virginia is a conspiracy working against Chris's dreams being realized, round...some high value number, in three, two, one...

He will probably tell the state they are wrong, and that the name change alone makes his sex change legitimate, like how he thinks owning the copyright to Sonichu makes it a legitimate work when it only means Sega will have official records of who they should sue.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Yet he still won't change his phone number to avoid a hundred JULAY calls every day.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Yet he still won't change his phone number to avoid a hundred JULAY calls every day.

Then he would proceed to make a video giving away his new number so Sega can contact him.

 

[Count Olaf]

Now I wonder if there is now a ghost wearing a striped polo shirt, medallion, pedo glasses and always screaming into the camera at after-death trolls, trying to intimidate them through spiritual warfare.

Nah that part of him is sealed away in the Sonic Totem. That's why it survived the fire, that's why it appears in Christine's videos from time to time. His old self is trying to fight back from within its Paper machete tomb.

 

[bigshot]

God and the Bear will be VERY angry about this name change. They commanded he be Christian.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

It amazes me that he has the motivation to organise legally changing his name yet still fails to record those 50 second birthday videos on time. Shows his priorities I guess.

Still, nice to see him being proactive about something.

 

[Marvin]

Wait, so Chris can't legally have his gender changed unless he gets SRS, which we all know is never happening?

Claims that Virginia is a conspiracy working against Chris's dreams being realized, round...some high value number, in three, two, one...

Nah, this is just saying he can't get his birth certificate changed. He can get his gender changed pretty easily.

 

[Jack Awful]

The American tax payer will pay for both of them to get the surgery at the same time. They will meet at the hospital and realize they are perfect for one another.

Then they will move in together at a government subsidized, low income housing. They will then spend their rest of their days grinding their crusty, after-market lady-boy parts together until they crushed by three tons of Legos built to resemble the diety, Sonichu, god of smite and 'tism.

Silly goose, Chris would never have sex with ANOTHER transsexual! Only natural born women for him!

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I wonder who ordered this name change. Was it god and the bear again or did another animal get involved?

Maybe he's just getting everything in place before he starts working his dream job at Sega?

With the difference that Chris is acting much less obnoxious about it.

Chris is doing it for himself, ADF does it for attention.

Chris is one of the few trans lolcows who doesn't care too much about accidentally being called his old name or someone using the wrong pronoun.

Anybody think Chris would actually have the guts to go down the sex change route? I know he hates his "ugly growth", but would he really go all the way?

I think he might if the impossible happened and he found a girlfriend who had his child (At it was a girl), he seems really keen on having a daughter called Crystal ever since that fateful dream.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

God and the Bear will be VERY angry about this name change. They commanded he be Christian.

They also told him Ivy and Panda were going to be the mother of his white daughter.

 

[QI 541]

Christine can use the women's locker room now and no one will be allowed to stop him.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

It's funny, I have a friend that went from Chris to christine. They are legit Trans but even they still use chris on facebook. To them the name is minor when it comes to overall image. Chris-chan seems opposite.

 

[Sonic Rainboom]

Ok Americans enlighten me. In the UK this is done by mail and it's called a Deed Poll. You prove that you are who you say you are with a few documents sent in an envelope and they send you a certificate that gives you a new legal name, easy. It'll only EVER get rejected if you try and change your name to something genuinely offensive like "Killmuslims McHolocaust". So in America he has to go to court, will this be a simple process or will he actually have to explain to a judge WHY he wants the name change because if so this is certainly something a field agent needs to go and watch.

Not sure about Virginia, but in many states in the US, a court order is not required for a name change, unless the person has a criminal record. Oh, right... there was that incident.

 

[JULAY]

He can change his name to whatever he wants, but that won't change the fact that he's still a rapidly balding fat autist with a bent duck who poops himself.

 

[Vault Boy]

Nah that part of him is sealed away in the Sonic Totem. That's why it survived the fire, that's why it appears in Christine's videos from time to time. His old self is trying to fight back from within its Paper machete tomb.

Oh God, that abomination's a Horcrux?

That makes... too much sense, actually.

 

[Apocalypso]

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Next thing you know, he'll be filing another legal change not to be identified as a lesbian person, but as a lesbian car.

Spoiler

 

[LiveFromNS]

Interesting thread. I agree about the earlier comments about the copyright matter. Someone should tell him he needs to file new paperwork. Might get some laughs out of making him go through that process.

On the name change issue, a couple of weeks ago, saw a tweet, made note of the title and forgot about it. But this thread reminded me. So, here are two news stories about how far one can go here in Nova Scotia, Canada with respect to changing identity/name etc. Spoilered due to size.

SOURCE: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/transgender-nova-scotians-birth-certificates-1.3242382

Spoiler: CBC Article 1

SOURCE: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-...binary-nova-scotia-rules-gender-sex-1.3557675

Spoiler: CBC Article 2