LGBT Chris filed for a legal name change (update: the judgement is in)

[Hellsperger]

Christopher Christian Christine 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler (AKA Carlos Chantor). Try saying that five times fast.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[Mr. Popo chan]

chris working on his name change frequent flyer miles... I though godbear gave him this name.. is he forsaking sacred godbear?!

 

[Too Many Crooks]

GodBear must surely feels betrayed. Not sure if it's a good idea to piss off GodBear like that.
Oh well, at least he's a more credible female than certain potato I won't menti-SUCK IT ADF.

Indeed, it is a grave sin to go against the Word of Godbear.

 

[CWCchange]

I doubt barb even knows, just wait until the mail comes

I doubt, in fact I'm certain Barb doesn't leave the house anymore unless it's on fire or if she has a court case.

Regardless, more tax dollars.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris should just change his name to Priss, like that hot-rocking Biker gal in Bubblegum Crisis.

 

[Grandfather Spergle]

Wait, does this mean I'll now have to say "Christine is worse than Eva Braun"? Doesn't have the same ring to it...
Also, what are the odds she'll remember to update the copyright paperwork?

 

[ZehnBoat]

I doubt, in fact I'm certain Barb doesn't leave the house anymore unless it's on fire or if she has a court case.

Regardless, more tax dollars.

I was under the impression barb looked over the mail so she knew how much to syphon off of chris

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Wait, so Chris can't legally have his gender changed unless he gets SRS, which we all know is never happening?

Claims that Virginia is a conspiracy working against Chris's dreams being realized, round...some high value number, in three, two, one...

No, it's really easy to get your gender legally changed on your driver's license, voter rolls, etc., in Virginia. You just need a letter from a doctor who is treating you for gender dysphoria.

Changing your birth certificate is much harder.

 

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

So I'm guessing now anyone can slander, defame and make up stories about Chris Chandler because it won't be referring to this person anymore?

 

[CWCchange]

I was under the impression barb looked over the mail so she knew how much to syphon off of chris

All she has to do is get Chris to buy her shit. Unless it's something like a specific mini-fridge on sale at Sears and lunch out with fatty, leaving the horad is beyond her.

I assume the household is funded by an ambiguous pool of money, with Barb's savings and Chris' Monthly Tugboat, which begs the question. Since Bob's passing, does Chris still pay rent?

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

Nah, this is just saying he can't get his birth certificate changed. He can get his gender changed pretty easily.

Turns out that in Virginia, changing your gender is a pretty lulzy (for us) legal procedure. A doctor/nurse/psychiatrist/social worker has to be involved (and Medical Review Services will authorize it). Check it out [pdf]

Oh, please oh please oh please, godbear! Let this become the "gender designation change request" saga

 

[DawnDusk]

After all those years we finally have verification that Liquid was the true CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER.

 

[angelica]

I hope he goes full Mr. Garrison with this and in a few years becomes a straight man trapped in a lesbian body who changes his name to Christopher.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Now Liquid is the ONLY TRUE AND HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.
Justice is served. Christine will no longer shit on the real deal.

 

[Serial Murderer]

After all those years we finally have verification that Liquid was the true CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER.

ho lee fuck youbare absolutely right. will he make a glorious comeback after all these years? I can only hope

 

[AnOminous]

Wait, does this mean I'll now have to say "Christine is worse than Eva Braun"? Doesn't have the same ring to it...
Also, what are the odds she'll remember to update the copyright paperwork?

As long as he still has his wienerschnitzel he gets to stay worse than Hitler.

 

[ZehnBoat]

All she has to do is get Chris to buy her shit. Unless it's something like a specific mini-fridge on sale at Sears and lunch out with fatty, leaving the horad is beyond her.

I also was under the assumption that Chris gave the mail to blarb, so she could divvy the tugboat

Now Liquid is the ONLY TRUE AND HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.
Justice is served. Christine will no longer shit on the real deal.

I would love it if liquid Chris came back and stated that 'we all knew you were the fake chris' and something about how he is the true creator of sonichu.

 

[AnOminous]

I also was under the assumption that Chris gave the mail to blarb, so she could divvy the tugboat

Don't most people get that stuff direct deposited these days?

 

[Marvin]

I also was under the assumption that Chris gave the mail to blarb, so she could divvy the tugboat

People have always assumed Barb had a prior restraint relationship with Chris that she never really had. Both with Chris behavior and his spending.

People thought that Barb policed Chris' IRL behavior and that otherwise he'd be getting into a great many more shenanigans than we actually saw. Of course, we know now that Barb doesn't prevent shit.

Similarly, I don't believe she actively watches Chris' accounts or anything like that. I think she just requests (demands) money as she needs it, after the fact.

That's the impression that I get, anyway.

 

[Sammy]

So if Christopher Weston Chandler still lives on in Chris' blue eye, where will Christian Weston Chandler live once Christine Weston Chandler becomes the Prime entity?