Chris' funniest one-liner

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"I will come down at you with my boys from Nintendo and my lawyer man from Nintendo Jay Z!"


I love this one mostly because of the thug pose he does right after saying it... :lol:
 
I know it's been said already, but "YOU'RE the homos! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!" makes me laugh every time. Sick burn, Chris.

Another favourite is "I am a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz". Although it's supposed to be him playing the part of a troll, it sums up Chris and his life in general. He is truly imprisoned by his own lulz. No matter what he does, it turns into a dirty crapped briefs, a JULAY, a don't call anybody. A tomgirl. He is a living lul. Also, I think I speak for all of us when I say he's our homeboy.
 
"I would like to humbly apologize for appearing to be some kind of sleaze, troll, badass, or whatever adjectives, good or explicit, you may feel about me."

He was worried about being perceived as being a badass...
 
"IM WORKING ON IT!" will likely go down as the phrase that define's Chris's existance due to there being so much that can be said about it.

More recently though, any of Chris' rants about being a tranny male lesbian blah blah blah whatever are pure gold in my mind. When Chris is talking about his "identity" he comes off like someone straight off the social justice side of Tumblr, but to such an extreme and with such poor understanding of the magnitude of what he's saying that he becomes a caracature of those people. People joke about the lengths people go to with their sexual identity "I am twin soul intersexed, refer to me with neutral pronouns like zu/zo/ze", but Chris is living this life now. Chris has become "that person on the Internet"
 
UndeadPotato said:
"I'll consider knocking you and Susan up."
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Ahaha, see, yeah, I love this one, but I love it in its original form: "-I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my scale of Respect each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect)."

It's funnier that way. Chris' respect is such a valuable commodity, how could you refuse such an offer??
 
"Yeah, and I'm just gonna keep bangin' your BREASTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN until you get the first DOSAGE of my comeuppance!" It's the weird way he enunciates it. "DOWSAGE of my comeuppance!?"
 
PickleGuy said:
"Yeah, and I'm just gonna keep bangin' your BREASTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN until you get the first DOSAGE of my comeuppance!" It's the weird way he enunciates it. "DOWSAGE of my comeuppance!?"
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I've noticed with Chris, the more excited he is, the more stupid and bizarre his voice and words get.
 
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