Damnit, I think Chris should write a book. I mean like a real one. Nothing, in my opinion, would be better use for his "fame". If anything, it's a legit way of making money.
Unfortunately, books are a dying trend but I would be willing to bet he could come up with SOMETHING a little bit interesting with the right coaching.
Writing was always an outlet for me, if only for fun and working out personal issues.
Chris should take some creative writing classes (yes, I'm serious. It doesn't take a genius) and with guidance and coaching, try his hand at writing fantasy or something. He has the imagination...with editing, original thought and some English and creative writing, he could profit off of writing.
If a mormon with shoddy editing skills and an eclectic taste in music can be a writer, fatass can.