Chris has been arrested

[The Dude]

Ethan Ralph is fat and Chris would not have sex with him.

 

[Clownery]

Snagged from the old page

[Chris]: "I am Chris chan sonichu, your goddess blue heart, and I continue to stand strong and I maintain everything but goodwill and my sonichus and rosechus and everybody"
[Ralph]: "You're about live to 30000 people Chris chan"
[Crowd guy]: "how do you plead?"
[Chris]: "well I" (cutoff or stopped talking)
[Ralph]: "so you said you're taking everything in stride and said you're good?"
[Chris]: "yeah, I keep (in/it) good faith, everything is going to work out"
[Ralph]: "doing good feeling good?"
[Chris]: "yeap"
[Ralph]: "how have the last few days been i know its been stressful"
[Chris]: "bit stressful but, I've taken it one moment at a time and, I have my loves"
[Crowd guy]: "Josh moon like, did you dirty?"
[Chris, not sure addressing Crowd guy or Cop]: "oh, well thats, just a one thing that you (get? muffled)
[Chris, talking to cop that begins to pat him down]: "feel free to- just go ahead and (take it? Thats just my little photo of my?)Muffins my little pony, I promise theres nothing besides that- it fell off my bag and I did not want to lose it
[Cop takes whatever Chris had][Chris]: "please i would like that (in/to) my collection"
[Ralph talks to Jessie cop begins patting down Chris]
[Cop talks to Chris, Chris talks but hard to hear what]
[Cop]: "do you have anything else on you"
[Chris]: " I have nothing else on me"
[Cop, sadly, has to touch Chris's manboobs probably tells him that]
[4:44 PM]
[Chris]: "I understand"
[Chris]: "i have no (keys?) I have no (drugs? Lol) on me, like I said, chris- (there you go hahah? Probably laughing at Cop touching his boobs)
[Chris]: "That felt good!"
[Cop]: "okay let's have a seat"
[Crowd guy] "Christine is the merge coming?"
[Chris]: "Its happening now were on the very last (merge? Break?)-
[Chris]: "were living it"
[Chris turns to Cops]: (I couldn't make anything out but Chris saying heroes, possibly explaining the merge to cops)
[Ralph]: "well there goes Chris chan"

Whoever made this claim it you have better ears then I

 

[Unparty]

Threadhopping to the extreme. What the fuck is even happening anymore

 

[Ahriman]

The other thread has the better quality video archives straight from the stream, Jersh! pls fix!

 

[SaltyFanta]

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>and I just won

Sad to think that sweet kid became the man we saw arrested today.

 

[Levakt]

I can't wait for the mugshot. This going to supreme court would be absolutely magical, truly hope it happens.

 

[Tears for T]

We witnessed the fall of a goddess.

 

[Sperghetti]

I forgot we’d be getting mug shots. I can’t wait.

 

[触れる]

going through the old captians logs, damn what a crazy life.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

....I was hoping for a mugshot. Too soon.

 

[macaroni and cheese party]

o_o i was here

 

[Weed Eater]

I'm in disbelief right now. I'm realizing this JUST HAPPENED. WHAT THE FUCK,

 

[Truth and Honesty]

I hope prison helps chris. Maybe a place away from the idea guys and where he has to socialise, and where he will be bored if he doesn't. leads to him becoming better.

I honestly don't fucking care if he gets better at this point. I think it's time to let that shit go. We don't need to save him or wish him well. Chris a mother fucker

 

[Xenarthran]

Bro just lock the thread so it doesn't get bloated

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Chris being arrested on National Girlfriend's Day and all the other details throughout this makes it feel like it was a really bad script that I can't suspend disbelief enough to enjoy the story of.

 

[Celebidhren]

Gunt engaged, Chris-chan arrested, and the site was shitting itself.
I better get that silver coin, it will serve as a memento for this weird weekend.

 

[N. Gin]

All jokes aside, I hope the Chandler's pets will be alright.

 

[Esquilax]

Stop moving the thread my heart can't take much more

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

I look away for a couple hours and he got himself nabbed lmao. So, I'm guessing this arrest came because of the money theft, or did the wellness check on his mom point towards him indeed raping her?

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Those police interrogating him have got to be wondering, ‘What the fuck is up with this retard?’