Chris has been arrested

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Keep your butthole tight, chris


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This has been one hell of a weekend, from the incest leak to this, just damn man.

But how much of this was from the EO and the $750, how much of this is Le epic w33ning, and how much of this is chris' stupidity?
 
What do you guys bet Chris will be charged for?

Personally I think it will be the theft and trespassing (if the hotel has tried to kick him out and he refused)
 
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Bad transcription of the video from Gunt's perspective:


Open. Lard ass struggles out of vehicle. Off screen: Pam greasing the door frame.

Gunt: Sorry.

Chick: OH MY GOD.

Gunt: Yeah, they're arresting Chris Chan here at the hotel.

Chris: [unintelligible] off the internet, you got me for this.

Gunt: CHRIS CHAN WASSUP!? KILLSTREAM, BABY! WHEN YOU GET OUT, LET'S DO THE KILLSTREAM! LOOK ME UP!

Retard: Once the charges are dropped, tell them about Joshua Conner Moon!

Gunt: TELL THE ALL ABOUT JOSH MOON! THAT'S WHO THEY WANT!

Thot: Give it up, Chris Chan!

Retard: Give 'em up. Save yourself, gurl.

Retard 2: [unintelligible] Will help you. You're beautiful.

Gunt: Look up Ethan Ralph, KILLSTREAM. I live here in Richmond, buddy.

Rando: Go to church.

Gunt: No. Come to the Killstream first.

Rando 2: [Unintelligble]

Gunt: YEAAARGH! WHat kind of shit is this? Holy shit. Oh my god, thank you!

Thot: Christian Weston Chandler, right here being arrested.

Gunt: Oh shit. You better hurry, Jesse, you're missin out. [Heavy breathing.} oh....

Officer: [unintelligible] transporting...

Chris: Chris Chan or Sonichu, there you go.

Gunt: Hey officers, how's it goin.

Officer with shades on: I just saw you.

Gunt: THAT"S RITE! It's you! OMG

Officer: Sorry about that guys.

Gunt: I told you.

Chris: I'm going to end up complying. I am good like this.

Thot: Is the car unlocked?

Rando: You actually are.

Gunt: I think so. You appear to be complying.

Chris: I am Chris Chan Sonichu, your Goddess Blue Heart. And I continually stand strong and maintain everything with CWCVILLE and Sonichus and Rosechus and everybody.

Gunt: Yeah, you're live to about 3000 people right now, Chris Chan.

Rando: How do you plead?

Gunt: [in a moment of awareness] Don't...You're taking everything in stride? You're doing good?

Chris: Yeah, I keep a good faith. Everything is going to work out.

Gunt: Doing good? Feeling good?

Chris: Well..

Gunt: How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty stressful.

Chris: It's been stressful, but I'm taking it one moment at a time and I've got my loves.

Gunt: Well, that's good.

Rando: Do you feel like Josh Moon did you dirty?

Chris [to Officer Blondie]: Oh well, one thing, that's just a pen. Go ahead and take it out. It's a picture of Muffins from MLP.

Rando: Love Quest is over, Chris.

Chris: I promise it was nothing [...] It fell off my bad, I did not wanna lose it. Please, I would like that for my collection.

Gunt: What' up, jesse?

Jesse: How you doin, huh?

Gunt: You almost missed it.

Jesse: I was [...]

Gunt: Laughs

[Crosschat]

Thot: This is nuts.

Rando: Christine, this man does wanna help you.

Gunt: Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but when you get out, look me up. Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

Thot: We're here to help you.

Gunt: We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we want to come try to talk to you.

Officer: Do you have anything else on you?

Chris: I have nothing else on me. I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on me. Like I said, frisk me. HAHA there you go.HAH THAT FELT GOOD

Gunt: HA HA

Officer: Let's have a seat.

Jesse(?): Christine, is the merge coming?

Gunt: Alright.

Chris: It's happening now! We're on the merge [something]

Gunt: The merge. It's happening right now, isn't it?

Thot: It's happening right now.

Chris: It is!

Thot: It is....it's happening right now.

Gunt: Farewell, Chris Chan

Thot: The dimensional merge is happening right now. August 1st...

Gunt: Well, there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County deputies car here. I don't think they've had an arrest like this.

Thot: No, I don't think so.

Gunt: We JUST got here too.

Jesse(?): This is the first time that no one's like filming the police.

Gunt and the gang: (Laugh)

Rando: Which one of you wanted to ask questions?

Video ends.

Edit: Put it under a Spoiler. Boomer moment.
 
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