Chris has been arrested

[James Roancrest]

I can't wait for the next issue where Sonichu has to save Chris from the Jerkops.

 

[Pringles Can]

Kind of impressed with the booking photo if I have to be honest.

Chris somehow managed to not look like a hysterical freak show this time around.

I guess he’s getting more used to the criminal justice system.

I don't know what it is that annoys me about his mugshot. I think its just his look which gives off "Yeah I did it, and I will get away with it" vibes.

 

[Nointey]

nope

piss off blake

 

[Doctor of Autism]

literally that was the best part about the arrest

Personally him ranting about the merge and screaming at Ethan to not record anything was funnier

 

[Easterling]

Bob's racism and homophobia has placed him in his own personal hell.

this shit is like a religion to you people

 

[Big Smelly Sewer Rat]

Personally him ranting about the merge and screaming at Ethan to not record anything was funnier

fair. honestly the arrest as a whole was as glorious as imagined.

 

[Beautiful Border]

This is the face of a woman getting her back absolutely broken.

I first read this as "buck absolutely broken" and thought I found Tariq Nasheed's Kiwi Farms account

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

This time around Chris went in looking cocky and almost arrogant. Like he’s a capo in the local autist mafia, and is on a first name basis with half the prison guards.

“Fucking coppers ain’t got shit on me! As long as Barb sticks to the story, those incest charges will never stick, I’ll be out by the end of the week and suing these prick cops!”

I could imagine a shitty Edward G Robinson impression in Chris' voice as he says that

 

[Kyergr]

 

[Betsy Balcombe]

literally that was the best part about the arrest

I like the reaction of the cop when Chris starts blabbering about being a Godess too.

 

[Ascension]

"I want a complete list of every sexual act and position that Chris subjected his mother to and I want it on my desk by morning, got it?"

 

[Product Placement]

People think this will be the end of Chris Chan story, you are wrong if anything prison will likely make him healthier and stronger. The post-prison Chris arc will be the stuff of nightmares. full Max Cady on those that wronged him.

 

[Vince McMahon]

>giving it attention
shiggy fuckin diggy

Well, we know it won't go away and we really have nothing to do until we have further news.

Might as well poke it with a stick and make its' life really uncomfortable.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

If everyone is done shitting on trannies, can we speculate whether or not Chris fucked Barb in a position where he was face to face with her? Is this man shameless enough to rape his demented mother while looking her in the eyes?

 

[Cuntster]

I really just wonder if Chris was straight up fucking Barb or if he was also like french kissing her, nibbling her breasts and that kind of stuff too?

He said he approached her coyly and was gentle and gingerly so I just wonder what the mechanics of the situation were.

 

[zettalow]

I first read this as "buck absolutely broken" and thought I found Tariq Nasheed's Kiwi Farms account

 

[Doctor of Autism]

People think this will be the end of Chris Chan story, you are wrong if anything prison will likely make him healthier and stronger. The post-prison Chris arc will be the stuff of nightmares. full Max Cady on those that wronged him.

That implies Chris won't get his ass kicked in prison. But it is one possibility that he somehow becomes more of a menace after being sent to prison and no loser to influence him.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

If everyone is done shitting on trannies, can we speculate whether or not Chris fucked Barb in a position where he was face to face with her? Is this man shameless enough to rape his demented mother while looking her in the eyes?

I can't answer that, but I do know one thing...

Chris may have been right. Somebody's going to make a legit hentai over this. Watch.

 

[Fapcop]

can we talk about important questions like whether barb came or not

Of course she did, are u a dang stupid troll or something who didn’t read what Chris said about his magical G spot detecting duck?

did chris eat barb's ass?

Wait a sec... This was posted like 5 mins later... You’re sitting and fapping to trannyincest business like a sickfuck, aren’t you?

 

[Kyergr]

Kind of impressed with the booking photo if I have to be honest.

Chris somehow managed to not look like a hysterical freak show this time around.

I guess he’s getting more used to the criminal justice system.


How far we’ve come with our little OPL!


Remember the first time he got arrested? Sheer autism and panic in the booking photo and he sat scared and screamed in his cell until he could see his mom?

This time around Chris went in looking cocky and almost arrogant. Like he’s a capo in the local autist mafia, and is on a first name basis with half the prison guards.

“Fucking coppers ain’t got shit on me! As long as Barb sticks to the story, those incest charges will never stick, I’ll be out by the end of the week and suing these prick cops!”

i forget who said it but someone was talking about that expression being a sign that he's totally disconnected from reality at this point, and i agree