Chris has been arrested

[Lemmingwise]

Oh yes, I was about to talk about him. This pedo invented "Gender". iirc, "Gender" was only used for language as in "gendered language". People referred to each other by "sex". That is until John Money and other feminists came to say "One isn't born a woman but becomes one". Hence, we hear about crap like "Destroy gender roles !1!1!!!!!".

The guy is correct, you're incorrect. He did not invent gender as relating to sex, someone else around his time did. He did come up with gender identity and gender role.

He also did not come up with the idea of transexuals. The german institute of sexual research tried to transplant a womb about 40 years before that (and killing the "transwoman" in the process), because the danish man wanted to bear children. Before the nazi's purged their institute anyways.

 

[BurningPewter]

Every page of this thread has at least one person saying:
"The first thing I thought when I saw this was I wonder how long before Chris Chan is going to get his tranny twink BOY HOLE rammed by a big black JUICY BLACK cock?? Or maybe fucked and beaten by a BULL DYKE?? I've seen many documentaries on PornHub and I heard that's very very common in the US prison system. Rate me optimistic but I wonder if someone is going to be able to get a video of something like that out of the prison?? I wouldn't watch it or anything, but that would be pretty wild if someone did that right? I hope they don't put him in administrative segregation, that would be a miscarriage of justice."
Why are you niggers so fucking gay? Get your mind right.

Chris' partner count yesterday - one escort and Barb
Chris partner count today - 40-50 holding cell Bubbas and Mandingoes

 

[SaltyFanta]

I feel like this was a long time coming, he's talked about sleeping and cuddling Barb before

Looking back at how thier relationship used to be makes me think there's a slim chance it could've been consensual.

 

[Eric Clapton]

Hey, has anyone photoshopped Chris as a member of the Aryan Brotherhood yet? I need it for academic purposes...

I know i am late and i don't know if anyone posted this before, but hell, i wanna post it too (Also, i didn't make it, I found this on /b/ :/)

 

[GypsyBard]

Agreed but if he gets shanked it's on someone.

Not that him getting shanked is a bad thing...

It's county jail not prison
In county jail you won't exactly get stabbed maybe you have a chance to get into a fight but most likely just hanging out in your cell while some drunk screams because of his next DUI
Compared to prison county jail is actually pretty nice

 

[Pyra]

Is there some truth to this, regarding the Virginia incest laws? From what I've seen they seem to include all types of familial combinations. If you fuck your mother you are a mother fucker, even if you've changed your gender....

 

[Blue_Snow]

I don't think being locked up in jail will affect the tugboat. I think if he goes to prison he loses the tugboat tho.

it can. it most depends on the crime

 

[STN]

Well, one of you brave Kiwis will have to get arrested and maneuver yourselves into being Chris's cellmate and use your tranny butt phone to leak information and footage to us. Do it for the lulz.

 

[Learned Hand]

Is there some truth to this, regarding the Virginia incest laws? From what I've seen they seem to include all types of familial combinations. If you fuck your mother you are a mother fucker, even if you've changed your gender....

Not singling you out, but there are tons of people crawling through this thread without reading anything, or reading the answer to this specific question, or reading the actual legal thread where this has been gone over several times.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-the-legal-issues.96776/

The gender Chris claims does not matter in this case. There is an escalating severity in VA, and in many states, that coincides with the close proximity of the blood relation as a following for the potential for societal harm. Mother/child is a murky felony, sometimes treated as a misdemeanor in Virginia, other times more severe.

At the arraignment we will fully understand the litany of charges, which will contextualize the approach of the state. There is simply too much in the churn right now to be able to predict how the state will react yet.

 

[Josterman]

Is there some truth to this, regarding the Virginia incest laws? From what I've seen they seem to include all types of familial combinations. If you fuck your mother you are a mother fucker, even if you've changed your gender....

Basically the law doesn’t discriminate on the person you rape that’s good

 

[On Numbers And Games]

Trying to skim through the highlights but thought I would jump ahead and ask if there is a legal sperg thread yet about what to expect next? I like the legal sperging.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-the-legal-issues.96776/

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Well, one of you brave Kiwis will have to get arrested and maneuver yourselves into being Chris's cellmate and use your tranny butt phone to leak information and footage to us. Do it for the lulz.

To be honest it's more likely that a Twatter orbiter or Ledditor will do that before a KF user.

 

[BayView]

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I know i am late and i don't know if anyone posted this before, but hell, i wanna post it too

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for sonichu's children.

 

[Deadpool]

I think the few people who think Chris will get sent to a mental facility because he's basically retarded are in for a surprise. He knew what he was doing was wrong and tried to hide it (poorly.) Besides that he's capable of going to conventions alone and basically ran the household (also poorly).

Then again this is Chris so he may just get sentenced to a life time of free movies.

 

[WhenIPoopItHurts]

What if this was Barb's plan to relinquish control and responsibility of Chris onto the state forcing them to now be responsible for him/? Fearing her own end near and uncertain of what would happen to Chris she seduced him and made the ultimate sacrifice to ensure he would be taken care of as her days wind to a close

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Is there some truth to this, regarding the Virginia incest laws? From what I've seen they seem to include all types of familial combinations. If you fuck your mother you are a mother fucker, even if you've changed your gender....

Correct and court won't give a fuck if it was feminine or masculine penis inside Barb, if it belonged to her offspring.

 

[Tiger Jack]

When's Chris getting his own version of tiger king? It'd probably be called like "Autism king" or some shit.

I'd go with either "Zap To The Extreme" or "Lolcow: The Tale of Christine Weston Chandler".

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

the probable cause was probably his previous records, the fact that he fled to richmond and the fact that the crime was so heinous.

That's not probable cause, though. It has to be probable cause that this crime actually occurred. Having a mild criminal record is not any sort of proof that he had sex with his mother. Going to Richmond, which is totally legal, is also not proof that he had sex with his mother. Lots of people go to Richmond every day who, I presume, did not have sex with their parent.

And simply accusing him of a heinous crime is not probable cause either.

 

[Catloaf]

Well, one of you brave Kiwis will have to get arrested and maneuver yourselves into being Chris's cellmate and use your tranny butt phone to leak information and footage to us. Do it for the lulz.

At this rate, it seems like kiwifarms is competing against chris on who can out spreg who. Autism competition.

 

[TiggerNits]

I can confirm this later, but I don't know the information off the top of my head, unfortunately.

I want to say it matters in a misdemeanor but a felony it is in an immediate threat to it if convicted. I could be wrong, though