Chris has been arrested

[NavyGuzzler]

The Sonichu comics are going to be weird once Chris gets out of prison since he draws so much of it's content from his real life. Which Sonichu do you think will end up doing time?

The Love Quest continues. He'll be walking around GenPop holding a sign that says, "Looking for a Punk-Free man"

 

[King Kiwi]

well get the greatest redemption arc ever made

The ChrisShank Redemption

 

[F. Lee Bailey]

It didnt specify that

Yes it did. The order specified property. Null posted photos of this and highlighted the relevant part of the order. I understand if you aren't a legal fag and don't understand all the legalese in these documents, most people don't, but he definitely violated the order by transferring the money.

 

[tropic]

Matter of time before retard trannies start some #FreeChristine movement

And than imagine that the state is so in fear of these trannys they let Chris off.
I can see this happening, In fact I foresee this happening
Chris has leonard bearstein watching over him

 

[AnOminous]

We don't know if Barbay is senile or just faking.

She was definitely faking in the past. Is she senile now? Maybe.

 

[Treblinkachu]

This whole thing is just another example of why we need to bring back insane asylums.

Spend some private time with me and I'll give you a few more~

How so? Yes, im retarded.

You forgot gay, you're also gay

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>Henrico PD dealing with all the nonstop ween calls

The Henrico PD phone operators need a thread of their own that's just filled with Semper Fi icons. Those people are the heroes of the hour. Someone reputable should make a GFM just to compensate them for the overtime.

 

[peepooman]

I'm sorry but I'm going to have to say I think that he will get off somewhat unscathed because we have witnessed this in the past

I mean if I pepper sprayed a GameStop employee I would 100% be in prison or at least jail for assault same goes for anyone here but Chris somehow has the ability to make a fool of himself to the point where they just let him go

Your dog drags its shit covered asshole all over the carpet? That's gross and you're mad but dog is a dog and they do that sometimes, so you scold it, clean up the poo and you let it go. Your dog rips off the face of a 5 year old? That's a bit different.

 

[Aciddab]

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Stealing from someone probably falls under "criminal offenses that result in injury to person or property" but I mean I'm not some fancy lawyer or anything.

He stole, dont get me wrong...but if he was given access without coercion...is it theft?
If barb says "yeah i gave control to that to him", how is that theft

 

[NavyGuzzler]

We don't know if Barbay is senile or just faking.

The only thing she was faking was probably orgasms so Chris would finish and go away for a few days.

 

[Five Nights At Chrissy's]

so do you think sonichu and chris are chatting in their cell about how they zapped barb's pussy to the extreme

 

[AnOminous]

Stealing from someone probably falls under "criminal offenses that result in injury to person or property" but I mean I'm not some fancy lawyer or anything.

Court orders are meant to be understood by the people they're issued against, even retards like Chris. To a person of normal or even pretty low intelligence, like Chris, I'm pretty sure a court would view him as being able to understand he was being prohibited from stealing money from Barb. And for that matter, that was already illegal even without a court order.

 

[Collections Agent]

And than imagine that the state is so in fear of these trannys they let Chris off.
I can see this happening, In fact I foresee this happening
Chris has leonard bearstein watching over him

Lol no

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

This has been a truly surreal weekend.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

I hate all these small news outlets using his preferred pronouns whilst describing his degeneracy

 

[Vamp Soulja]

Bro just like a reunion on a tvshow or something. All the biggest trolls,weens, a-logs, and etc coming to the court to give their voice in the matter. The true avengers endgame.

A-log himself will be with the prosecution asking the judge to give Chris the maximum sentence

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

He stole, dont get me wrong...but if he was given access without coercion...is it theft?
If barb says "yeah i gave control to that to him", how is that theft

Was your mother in Ruckersville area 9 month before you were born?

 

[AnimeAvatard]

A dude literally called @CuckJoey is defending Chris having female pronouns. Imagine unironically having cuck in your username.

 

[AssManWaitingInTheSkies]

The Sonichu comics are going to be weird once Chris gets out of prison since he draws so much of it's content from his real life. Which Sonichu do you think will end up doing time?

That's where he crosses the line between autistic drawings and real art.

 

[Bunt Custer]

Every event in Chris's life was a step toward the autistic heart of darkness. I hope the scene for this in the upcoming motion picture is shot as a homage to the sacrifice in Apocalypse Now.

 

[Maamtis]

I will just leave this here:

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If there are multiple layers of hell I've certainly earned my way down to some of the lower levels after some of the shit I've laughed at this past week. This included. Fucking worth it though.

And if there is a God his guards will be playing this song on loop in his cell 24/7.