Chris has been arrested

[stets]

I hope Jim Can't Swim gets Chris' interrogation video and posts it for that sweet clout
Also I no longer want a Chris Chan funk pop

There will probably be more FOIA requests from internet speds for Chris Chan material than any other virginia law enforcement event in history. The interrogation video probably won’t be available until the criminal proceedings are done or close to complete. I could see the body cam footage of the arrest being available in a week or two though. I want to see how badly Chris trashed the hotel room despite being in it for less than 48 hours.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

You can be charged with literal murder and they'll tack on "possession of weed."

guys, they go with whatever is easy n fastest. they chose incest over theft. think about that for a sec.

chris must have left behind injuries and nut if they found it easier to go with sex than with an actual money trail.

he hurt her pretty bad.

yes she groomed him, but still... nobody deserves this.

 

[NavyGuzzler]

Funnt, but if he literally did ask before hand and get permission?

I AM NOT DEFENDING THIS. I AM ASKING WHAT THE STATE WILL INTERPRET THIS AS

Well could you stop

 

[Barley]

It's interesting that the police statement says he committed incest against a family member, instead of saying they both engaged in it in a way they should also mention Barb in the statement.
Some people here really want Barb to be charged as well (if anything, so Chris doesn't get that much punishment) but it's sounding like that won't be the case anymore and Barb might possibly not get charges, which is good anyway.

 

[Collections Agent]

Funnt, but if he literally did ask before hand and get permission?

I AM NOT DEFENDING THIS. I AM ASKING WHAT THE STATE WILL INTERPRET THIS AS

He disobeyed the law and legally will be treated as breaking the law.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Shower time in prison is going to be really awkward for Chris and the other inamtes.

Chris doesn't shower

 

[HumptyDumpty]

This could of happened before all of this

Then there are two possible scenarios here:
1) Prior to the EPO, Barb gave Chris permission to withdraw $750 from her bank account in the event that Chris got forced out of the house and placed under an EPO because he got caught doing rapecest, OR;
2) Chris is a thief.

Now, I know thinking is hard for you, but please spend a few hours away from this thread and try to figure out which one is more likely.

 

[NERF or NOTHIN']

Shower time in prison is going to be really awkward for Chris and the other inamtes.

"That feels good!"

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Well could you stop

It can be stopped if you mongoloids would stop interacting with him.
or just make a lolcow thread about him

 

[DNA_JACKED]

I hope Jim Can't Swim gets Chris' interrogation video and posts it for that sweet clout
Also I no longer want a Chris Chan funk pop

It'll be a bigger hit then the Nic Cruze video for sure.

 

[03crep]

someone probably already posted this but in this GiBi video he says Kiwi Farms is confirmed to be like 4chan and just as depraved about 25 seconds in then talks about how the watchmen were polite and wanted to help chris

 

[AnimeAvatard]

You know, mothers aborting all male foetuses might seem a bit out there, but I'm starting to think the radfem lolcows have a point.

But less abortions mean more hilarious tards to laugh at on the internet.

 

[Treblinkachu]

Sorry, I mean why does it look melted and fucked up?

He's paranoid about having it stolen (because, you know, it's actually been stolen a bunch of times), so he never takes it off. He even showers with it, and since it's made of crayola fuckin model magic it's very absorbant. That gross smegma shit on there, that's mold.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Chris doesn't shower

They don't have garden bathtubs in prison.

 

[Aciddab]

He disobeyed the law and legally will be treated as breaking the law.

WHAT LAW. im asking about the naunces of joint accounts.

 

[Pyra]

It can be stopped if you mongoloids would stop interacting with him.
or just make a lolcow thread about him

chris replacement 2: electric boogaloo?

 

[Justin Trudeau]

someone probably already posted this but in this GiBi video he says Kiwi Farms is confirmed to be like 4chan and just as depraved about 25 seconds in then talks about how the watchmen were polite and wanted to help chris

typical twitter youtube retard

 

[Arocyt]

Chris doesn't shower

Patrice O'Neil had a story about when he was in prison his friend refused to shower because of the fear of being raped. Other inmates came to him and said he had to get his buddy to shower otherwise they were going to fucking kill him because he stunk so bad.
I imagine Chris wouldn't be long for this world between that and dirty, crapped jumpsuits.

 

[Clownery]

chris replacement 2: electric boogaloo?

Only if he has an ungodly fusion of mario and a digimon as an oc

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

chris replacement 2: electric boogaloo?

I agree, since he probably fucks his mother too.