Chris has been arrested

[Collections Agent]

WHAT LAW. im asking about the naunces of joint accounts.

Man you've been told about why taking money from your abuse victim is illegal multiple times now I genuinely can't help you better understand this, and I am TRYING.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

someone probably already posted this but in this GiBi video he says Kiwi Farms is confirmed to be like 4chan and just as depraved about 25 seconds in then talks about how the watchmen were polite and wanted to help chris

Never won't make me laugh at how the Farms is a combo of the boogeyman, Slenderman, and oddly enough everyone comes here when something happens and they want the details/real information.

 

[Butch Manley]

If Chris winds up in big boy prison, he'll go bitch and love it! When he re-emerges, he'll be a supercharged degenerate, fresh and ready to greet the world anew.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

WHAT LAW. im asking about the naunces of joint accounts.

It wasn't a joint account, it was Barb's account.
The EPO means he cannot touch Barb's shit, money included.
Chris took Barb's money.

 

[Floralfeline]

WHAT LAW. im asking about the naunces of joint accounts.

Dude, shut the fuck up already. You know what you're doing. We know what you're doing. Stop acting dumb. Others, stop taking this trash bait.

 

[Chicken Lo Mein]

Too soon?

 

[Aciddab]

Man you've been told about why taking money from your abuse victim is illegal multiple times now I genuinely can't help you better understand this, and I am TRYING.

"Taking". From a mutually controlled account. He fucking stole, but thats not what im getting at. Christ, im asking how the state will see this. Im asking if he WILL get a theft charge, not if he DERSERVES it

 

[enamelled toothbrush]

The website that has Chris' mugshot has a comments section. It's about what you'd expect.

Spoiler: Large screenshot

 

[ExtremeZapper]

The thing about Chris being "trans" is not that he just saw the wave and decided to ride on it, its that he was crossdressing before the wave began, which is why its hard to pin down if he has dysphoria or if its just a fetish or if he really believes the multidimensional goddess bullshit

I'd say dysphoria is a part of it but his only knowledge of lesbians being from TV and cartoons where they're exaggerated nymphos was probably the big kicker thinking he could get in good and finally get a woman to touch him. I would even bet money on that episode of South Park where Butters crossdresses and briefly becomes friends with the girls at their sleep over was also an influence specifically.

 

[Xander Cage]

Chris x Lil NasX saga incoming

 

[Collections Agent]

"Taking". From a mutually controlled account. He fucking stole, but thats not what im getting at. Christ, im asking how the state will see this. Im asking if he WILL get a theft charge, not if he DERSERVES it

Yes. The answer is yes.

 

[03crep]

If Chris winds up in big boy prison, he'll go bitch and love it! When he re-emerges, he'll be a supercharged degenerate, fresh and ready to greet the world anew.

there ought to be fanfics about chris' prison arc. there are so many great endings for that which people have come up with, most of them involving chris coming out some cracked-out autistic superhuman goddess-queen who kills all of the trolls who ever wronged him

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Too soon?

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Unironically the most realistic depiction of Chris in prison. No rape and shit but everyone else would just want to keep away from him. Though he may get his ass kicked here and there if he rambles about the Merge

 

[Reggie the Partizan]

Chris doesn't shower

Aren't there hygiene checks in prison? You know, like official ones. Unrelated to getting beat to death for stankin up the cell block.

 

[metroid_fetish]

I have a time machine and got us a photo from the future.

 

[Euler's identity]

The website that has Chris' mugshot has a comments section. It's about what you'd expect.

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LMAO

 

[ExtremeZapper]

No rape and shit but everyone else would just want to keep away from him.

I'd like to believe the convicts in our country have higher standards than wanting to satisfy their urges with Chris

 

[Treblinkachu]

Funny, but if he literally did ask before hand and get permission?

I AM NOT DEFENDING THIS. I AM ASKING WHAT THE STATE WILL INTERPRET THIS AS

It doesn't matter if he asked permission, because
1) he was already legally forbidden from taking money from that account when he committed the act in question by moving $750, and
B) Barb is 80 years old and has dementia so she can't functionally consent according to Virginia law

No, he didn't ask permission, because the transfer happened after Barb was separated from him. Chris is an impulsive, greedy person, and he wouldn't have waited a moment if he'd asked earlier.

Lastly, please explain to the jury why you like to wear your mother's panties when you masturbate. Thank you.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Aren't there hygiene checks in prison? You know, like official ones.

Yea, but... they're not that good. Considering you can get smacked by towels, almost stomped to death, and of course raped.

 

[Spectre777]

I'd say dysphoria is a part of it but his only knowledge of lesbians being from TV and cartoons where they're exaggerated nymphos was probably the big kicker thinking he could get in good and finally get a woman to touch him. I would even bet money on that episode of South Park where Butters crossdresses and briefly becomes friends with the girls at their sleep over was also an influence specifically.

He does not have Dysphoria. The entire reason Chris "became" a woman was because he had an open wound in his taint that he thought was a vagina growing in.