Chris has been arrested

[RomanesEuntDomus]

So much about the culture on KF was built around Chris Chan. Terms like OPL, the smileys, the design. Everything. Guess that'll all change now. Kinda weird, it does feel like closing the last chapter of a book. A very, very depressing book. I stopped giving much of a shit about Chris when his tomboy phase started, only ever giving him some attention now and then when he did something crazy, wild and funny. Now here we are. And how in the fuck did we get here?

At least it's one giant clusterfuck blowout of unadultered insanity that'll tie up Chris' existence as an internet weirdo.

And all that being said, enjoy the stupid shit I make to cope with the uncopeable:

 

[stuffandthings]

To be honest, I never thought he'd actually go through with it despite the creepy behavior. It just didn't seem like something he would do then, but looking back at it, I'm surprised it took this long for him to act on it, and I never would have expected the victim to be a fucking vegetable.

See, I differ. Because years ago, when I learned that Barb had forced all this weird closeness on him, and that it had only intensified after Bob's death, I figured that if Chris was going to get arrested for ANY sex pest stuff, it would be with his Mom. She spent her life grooming him for incest, even if she never consciously intended to to drive that train all the way to the station.

And people with dementia can get confused, wires can get crossed, they can make sudden or startling sexual statements, requests, actions or advances. Couple that with a sex obsessed autist who thinks he's a goddess above social norms? Doesn't sound like that was necessarily the case here, but it was something that I was worried might happen when I realized Barb was losing it.

 

[Johnny wrightfull]

So beyond the tards, and the trannies shitposting will we get anything new info on chris chan today or naah?

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Fight. Fight. Fight.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Just 2 more weeks and Trump will be reinstated the merge will happen! I swear it will happen this time guys!

Tick-Tock

 

[Popillia]

Am I still morally superior to Chris-Chan if I too, want to fuck my mom? She doesn't have dementia btw.

is she hot?

 

[HenricoPD]

Since nothing has happened or probably will happen today, my mind keeps returning to the possibility of CP being at 14 Branchland Court. That would seriously be the cherry on top of the shit sundae.

Yeah, my first thought post mother-fucking leak was the possibility.
Especially considering even CP drawings are illegal.

Since he's in custody for a sex offense, if there's any inclination as such, it won't be difficult to get a warrant for devices, or locked containers.

 

[Josterman]

ROTC is live now talking about Chris

 

[JoyfulDarter]

So beyond the tards, and the trannies shitposting will we get anything new info on chris chan today or naah?

The only possibility would be seeing a judge to have a more comprehensive view of the charges against him and seeing whether or not he'll have bond, but other than that no. Even then that jail doesn't have a web service like the Henrico jail so finding information will be difficult. This thread has probably run its course, honestly.

 

[neet_otaku]

Does it count as boyfriend-free if her husband is dead? asking for a friend

 

[Come On Fucking Guy]

Troons and anti-troons starting to shit up the thread. Cut your cock off for all I care, this isn't about you.

 

[JoyfulDarter]

nobody would hate trannies so much if they weren't repressed. stop being a fag and start talking about cwc or gtfo

Shut the fuck up, no one cares.

Would you retards stop taking the bait? We could have moved on from this like 5 pages ago if you'd shut the fuck up and ignore him.

 

[Obsul]

So beyond the tards, and the trannies shitposting will we get anything new info on chris chan today or naah?

Probably not. His arraignment won't be today because he was taken into custody by Henrico County police and he needs to be transferred to Greene County police custody to have his arraignment.

 

[Um...]

i remember watching a prison documentary about how these twinky fags used female pronouns and got their way in prison by selling their bussies to their big Tyrone boyfriend protectors. not sure Chris is twinky enough to qualify for being a boyfriend-having prison girl

Are you kidding? Twinks are young, slender and cute. Chris is the polar opposite of a twink. He’s the Anti Twink.

 

[Golden-Rule]

So beyond the tards, and the trannies shitposting will we get anything new info on chris chan today or naah?

If we’re lucky we MIGHT see an arraignment, but who knows, maybe we’ll hear something about ol Barb

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

is she hot?

Short, blonde, huge G-cup tiddies, Thick southern accent. Emotionally abused me as a child. A bit frumpy and chubby due to time and kids, but, northern boys make do.

 

[AnimeAvatard]

nobody would hate trannies so much if they weren't repressed. stop being a fag and start talking about cwc or gtfo

Go back to Twitter with your MUH REPRESSED SEXUALITY bs

 

[MagmaStalker]

So chris may not have liked mom's spaghetti. He sure did eat her tuna casserole though ACK ACK ACK

This gave me heartburn.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Go back to Twitter with your MUH REPRESSED SEXUALITY bs

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUSI

 

[Big Smelly Sewer Rat]

Go back to Twitter with your MUH REPRESSED SEXUALITY bs

so what does this have to do with chris raping his mother again? or are you just sperging out like a fag?