Chris has been arrested

[MagmaStalker]

Frogunta

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[Bloody bunny]

First person to sniff Chris gets five dollars

No thanks I left my purse at home.

 

[Blanche]

So chris may not have liked mom's spaghetti. He sure did eat her tuna casserole though ACK ACK ACK

Almost 4 day old account, retarded comments..oh boy.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

First person to sniff Chris gets five dollars

He smells like rubbing alcohol, bubblegum, rotten watermelons, and now Barb's crusty fish taco.

 

[ANobody]

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did you see the date when i joined? I'd been lurking the farms for like five years before that. To quote a great man:

Again, fuck off newfag.

 

[Chuck's Fuck and Suck]

I repeat: this will be to the Farms what the 2016 election was to 4chan.

The Chrisnarok has come.

 

[Barley]

Geno Samuel: Is gonna go on hiatus, and is probably worried he'll loose his milking cow. However I'll give him the the courtesy of actually knowing his shit on Chris, and sticking to his morals.

Geno is just a guy who not too long ago found out about Chris, started reading the CWCki (edit: and the farms) and decided he was a good enough narrator to make endless videos about him. Now he took too long, still has a huge backlog and is in an indefinite hiatus because his whole plan didn't work out exactly the way he wanted. It's hard for a foreigner like him to find huge success in Japan so he will have to decide carefully what will be his next content from now on if he doesn't want to be a starving weeb who has to leave his nippon paradise.

But knowing his shit on Chris? Geno, like many other Christubers, doesn't know more than others who also read the farms and CWCki and actually pay attention to, well, all of it. I can only commend his patience on that though because that's still a lot of content he has to summarize (as much as possible) for his videos.

 

[Um...]

as far as I'm aware the standard for criminal insanity is "does the defendant have the capacity to know what they did was wrong?". Chris' lying to Null, to his doctor, and to fuck knows who else about what he was doing clearly demonstrates he was in full possession of the knowledge that fucking Barb's dusty cooch was not True and Honest.

Yeah, it’s called ‘consciousness of guilt’ and Chris has it.

 

[MagmaStalker]

While we wait let me give you my impression on every moron who blogs is currently covering Chris Chan. Just a rundown

Based Shaman: As usual, a nothing burger who's leeches content like a parasite from articles and other videos with the usual "CAN YOU BELIEVE CHRIS CHAN WOULD DO X? TELL ME IN THE COMMENTS IF YOU THINK CHRIS DID X", the fuck has never had an interesting thing to say out of the 500 hours he's milked from the Cwiki

Geno Samuel: Is gonna go on hiatus, and is probably worried he'll loose his milking cow. However I'll give him the the courtesy of actually knowing his shit on Chris, and sticking to his morals.

Ethan Ralph: King of retards, and gunt extraordinaire. Get's points for the being the guy that clipped the arrest. Stupid enough to think Chris had an idea who he was, and is a over emotional moron that patches up his own insecurities and mental illness by praying on other morons. But the arrest was clutch.

Dillion Thomas: Crying on Minecraft.

Gibi: One of the most seasoned on Chris lore and Sonichu Lore, and can probably TLR Chris's story the best out of them all, especially since he has a seasoned understanding on how Chris works. I may be biased cause I like my shit simple but Based Shaman and Geno having 5000 hours of shit wastes everyone's time.

The rest like Quartering and Blowblax are a waste of your time. Rekeita, Null and Dex is a pretty good one to watch though

This is an astute observation. I watched TheQuartering's video and was unimpressed. I really used to like his shit before I realized that he is just a fat Tim Pool; low IQ, low information, just reads the news articles.

Anyway, wish Chris Chan I generally only follow Geno, and he seems to be silent on this and with good reason. GiBi is OK in small doses, the rest of them (Based, Rogue, Dillon) are all ass as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Kazukifaen]

Looks like Nick has jumped on the Chris Train.

 

[P5Fever]

Late to the party but holy hell interesting choice of a comeback there Chris.

 

[cancermonger]

did you see the date when i joined? I'd been lurking the farms for like five years before that.

my bullshit meter is off the fritz
also
>quoting yourself
lolcow behavior

 

[Its Not Yolanda]

Okay, time to start taking bets:

Chris tries to feign insanity: 2 to 1
Chris’ lawyer tries to blame his actions on years of internet harassment: 3 to 1
The phrase or terms “Sonichu” “Dimensional Merge” and/or “Dang dirty trolls” is entered into the official court record: 4 to 1
Chris demands to represent themself in court: 10 to 1
National coverage of the trial: 25 to 1

The irony is he could get off on insanity by being himself but if he fakes it they'll see right through it and think the whole thing is an act.

 

[cancermonger]

Looks like Nick has jumped on the Chris Train.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgyzha_2i2E

saul goodman, is that you?

 

[WutangLee]

This is an astute observation. I watched TheQuartering's video and was unimpressed. I really used to like his shit before I realized that he is just a fat Tim Pool; low IQ, low information, just reads the news articles.

Anyway, wish Chris Chan I generally only follow Geno, and he seems to be silent on this and with good reason. GiBi is OK in small doses, the rest of them (Based, Rogue, Dillon) are all ass as far as I'm concerned.

Yeah, he didn't know shit about Chris other than the meme "Chris-Chan", and it's simple. We don't need every fucker telling us incest, rape, autism, and retardation is bad. I'm not expecting a royal speech on the matter, but at least know some shit about Chris before you try and milk him.

 

[Josterman]

Optimus published a video

 

[Spectre777]

This is an astute observation. I watched TheQuartering's video and was unimpressed. I really used to like his shit before I realized that he is just a fat Tim Pool; low IQ, low information, just reads the news articles.

Anyway, wish Chris Chan I generally only follow Geno, and he seems to be silent on this and with good reason. GiBi is OK in small doses, the rest of them (Based, Rogue, Dillon) are all ass as far as I'm concerned.

Eh I like Dillin and Based Shamen, but to each their own. We do have Dillin to thank for the messages screenshots of Chris admitting to fucking his mom.

 

[Kuruminha]

Spoiler: TranSperging on Meaww

Source

 

[On Numbers And Games]

Frankly, I feel like the forum could be vastly improved if Null just deleted every account made within the past 72 hours and closed down the forum to newbies for at least a week.

I have a new account and even I agree with you.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Almost 4 day old account, retarded comments..oh boy.

look where you are money, its been like 8 years of retarded comments.