Chris has been arrested

[quick bird]

Chris will finally get the tough love that he should've gotten a lifetime ago.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Is it being as retarded as you?

Retards can be surprising: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08tYrBCgXlU

Happy trails.

Oh, and, by the way, Ralph? Don't hit your head on my knee on your way out.

 

[AnOminous]

Born to suffer

BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989 I am trash man
410757864530 DEAD COPS

 

[Uncle Meat]

inb4 some epic winner actually tries to dig up Patty.

Some ween will tell the cops that Chris buried bodies in the backyard and point them to Patty.

 

[King Homer⠀]

Registration should still close for the next week or so, while we wait for shit to slow down

well i'm starting to feel that the unfiltered traffic, conveniently timed silver coin drop and the unannounced consistent restocking of what was described as "limited" item might not be a convenient coincidence that mysteriously only benefits Jersh

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

Some ween will tell the cops that Chris buried bodies in the backyard and point them to Patty.

I hope whichever ween does that gets their skull cracked open on the pavement

 

[TheRealLowtax]

Chris joins the AB thus spurning the Kristoffer Chan 1488 KKK White Heart Saga

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Sweet Christ, finally

 

[MagmaStalker]

Chris joins the AB thus spurning the Kristoffer Chan 1488 KKK White Heart Saga

I lol'd at this. Thank you.

 

[Blanche]

Sweet Christ, finally
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And then a hero comes along
With the strength to carry on
And you cast your fears aside
And you know you can survive

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

Sweet Christ, finally
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Thank fuck

 

[Doctor Krieger]

Can't wait for him to slit a burly nazi's throat for the eastern seabord meth trade

lol, like Chris could succeed at anything that isn't stuffing his face with greasy foods.

 

[P5Fever]

In the year of 2021, we have the return of Chris-chan in all his…..glory?

This is gonna be an uncomfortable yet wild ride. All the other threads I follow was getting boring.

I wonder how much worse this is gonna get lmao.

 

[TheRealLowtax]

I wonder how much worse this is gonna get lmao.

His devices still haven't been searched

 

[BlancoMailo]

lol, like Chris could succeed at anything that isn't stuffing his face with greasy foods.

Hey now, he succeeded at giving his future public defender a really good reason to drink for several months.

 

[Blanche]

lol, like Chris could succeed at anything that isn't stuffing his face with greasy foods.

lol, like Chris could succeed at anything that isn't stuffing his face with greasy foods.

Doctor, please. Twice is enough.

 

[quick bird]

His devices still haven't been searched

Trolls would probably get there first

 

[Shanndog]

the only reason this thread hasn't been locked is because null stated in the OP that this was going to be a useless shitpost thread - due to the traffic. it's likely he's kept it up so newfriends shitpost in this mess instead of stinking up other more specific threads

don't lock it, its very popular and we all are enjoying the chats and topics on this thread

 

[P5Fever]

His devices still haven't been searched

The forbidden Sonichu lore is upon us.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Chris joins the AB thus spurning the Kristoffer Chan 1488 KKK White Heart Saga

Atleast they might be able to get him to actually shower consistantly.