Chris has been arrested

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Taking all bets, folks! Taking all bets!

Chris chimps out during his arraignment: 3 to 1

Chris is physically restrained and dragged out of his arraignment: 4 to 1

Chris uses the terms “lesbian soul” “Sonichu” and/or “dimensional merge” while talking to the judge: 5 to 1

Chris gets extra charges laid at his arraignment: 5 to 1

Chris asks the judge to be put in a female only facility: 7 to 1

Chris fear shits himself and tells the judge during his arraignment: 9 to 1
 
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Hassa_Bussa said:
Once again, complete speculation but the number 3 is associated with fertility in astrology and having sex every 3 days is commonly suggested to couples trying to conceive. Didn't Chris want to have a kid with barb at some point?
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Yup. I think he was trying to birth crystal as some kind of Crowley-esqe moon child to usher in the merge
 
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Doctor Krieger said:
Taking all bets, folks! Taking all bets!

Chris chimps out during his arraignment: 3 to 1

Chris is physically restrained and dragged out of his arraignment: 4 to 1

Chris uses the terms “lesbian soul” “Sonichu” and/or “dimensional merge” while talking to the judge: 5 to 1

Chris gets extra charges laid at his arraignment: 5 to 1

Chris asks the judge to be put in a female only facility: 7 to 1

Chris fear shits himself and tells the judge during his arraignment: 9 to 1
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Is it even in-person? Could be a video link from lockup so he'll just think he's interacting with a fan on the internet. Really need that video.
 
Shrigs_K said:
Yup. I think he was trying to birth crystal as some kind of Crowley-esqe moon child to usher in the merge
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Jebus, and then Barb either reveals she’s infertile at this point or has an abortion or uses plan b, driving Chris into a depression/madness and triggering the Silent Hill ending to all this
 
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Lope de Aguirre said:
Surely Chris isn't fit to stand trial, as he pretty clearly doesn't know right from wrong in his actions given the way he talks. Far more likely to go to the looney bin than jail imo
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He's already proven he knows it's wrong, and associates negative feelings with it.
There's texts from Chris to Null, skirting around the fact it was Barb, showing he knows it's fucked up
 
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HenricoPD said:
He's already proven he knows it's wrong, and associates negative feelings with it.
There's texts from Chris to Null, skirting around the fact it was Barb, showing he knows it's fucked up
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Fair point, but I feel there's a justifiable explanation from a defence that he's not mentally competent in some fashion of the law. Not like I'm an expert though, just a member of the peanut gallery.
 
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Gay001 said:
Wherever he ends up we are not likely to hear from him ever again.
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No we will hear from him most definitely

In prison they have commissary and it's not just food it's other stuff like a television radio even game systems.
My uncle is in prison and he actually has an Xbox 360 with games.
Granted the Xbox 360 and games cost five times more than they would outside but you can still legally acquire them through commissary depending on what company owns the prison and even what state where the prison is run.

There's a few ways to get money on your commissary.
Work a prison job which Chris will never do
Or have someone put money on your commissary which the weens will do

Now you know weens will be writing Chris letters asking for replies or artwork in exchange for commissary.
You know YouTubers will write Chris asking him to put them on his visitation list so they can make a video about it in exchange for commissary.

So at first Chris might be living like a king in comparison to others.

But the funny yet sad thing is after a few months the weens and YouTubers will get tired of him and slowly the money will stop.

At that point Chris has a few options one of them being to actually get a prison job which for him would be the first real bit of honest work he could actually acquire.
The best part is he can't quit this job because he has nothing to fall back on. Nobody will be sending him money anymore and he will have no way to beg for donations because he will not have access to youtube.
 
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i found this auto correct flub on the 21 minute video and would like to add there is nothing sanitary about this whole ordeal.
 

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GypsyBard said:
I don't think they would have even had to bribe him or threaten him just ask him and he would openly say to them what he did.
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for sure. people underestimate how much deep shit chris is in, plus combined with the fact he's a terrible liar, combined with the charges he could be facing, we might not have any more updates about chris.

HenricoPD said:
information is going to slow down significantly from here.
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also this. The whole trial could take months, and if it goes up to the supreme court like farmers are saying, possibly years.

This is gonna be big folks.

also fully expect chris chan to be charged with perjury as well. Knowing the rate he lies combined with his inconsistency, chris might have a courtroom freakout over not being able to handle that he lies.
 
Lope de Aguirre said:
Surely Chris isn't fit to stand trial, as he pretty clearly doesn't know right from wrong in his actions given the way he talks. Far more likely to go to the looney bin than jail imo
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He will be sectioned under the mental health act, he is completely insane, but it also means everyone has been following a cult leader in some strange way for years, so how sane can we all be is the question, god knows how sane josh is he was like his manager i mean its very strange.
 
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cancermonger said:
for sure. people underestimate how much deep shit chris is in, plus combined with the fact he's a terrible liar, combined with the charges he could be facing, we might not have any more updates about chris.


also this. The whole trial could take months, and if it goes up to the supreme court like farmers are saying, possibly years.

This is gonna be big folks.

also fully expect chris chan to be charged with perjury as well. Knowing the rate he lies combined with his inconsistency, chris might have a courtroom freakout over not being able to handle that he lies.
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To the Supreme Court? You're expecting them to challenge the constitutionality of rape and incest laws?
 
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