Chris has been arrested

[Holiday Special]

How long can VA hold him without him going before a judge? Could he be formally charged today?

 

[Uncle Meat]

He will be arraigned today or the charges will be dropped.

 

[AnOminous]

How long can VA hold him without him going before a judge? Could he be formally charged today?

I think it's usually 48 hours but in any event it isn't very long at all. And then it's five months after the preliminary hearing/indictment that they have to put you on trial (if you demand it). It is likely it is Chris himself who will delay it more than that. That whole continuance continuance continuance thing has worked for him in the past in his career as a Teflon Tard.

 

[Hapless Mailman]

ChrisChan will start a religion in the yard and it’ll be the most feared and respected prison gang ever known

I haven't had a good laugh in a solid week and really needed one, and this post did the trick nicely.

Hearing Chris babble about Sonichu during his arrest was wild. Doubtlessly he'll win over everyone he meets during this legal process with his divine wisdom and rejection of labels.

 

[AnOminous]

Hearing Chris babble about Sonichu during his arrest was wild. Doubtlessly he'll win over everyone he meets during this legal process with his divine wisdom and rejection of labels.

I hope he represents himself and does a full Sonichu Defense.

 

[Tits Warrior]

Would people stop repeating this "Chris is going to women's prison" bullshit, it's not happening. That's not how Virginia handles gender identity.

Only if he had his pee-pee surgically changed into a variant of china would he go to a female prison population, let alone a woman's prison. At least in VA.

 

[Hapless Mailman]

I hope he represents himself and does a full Sonichu Defense.

It's gonna be like that sermon video all over again. Personally I've got my fingers crossed for a sporadic Bundychu manifestation, as unlikely as it is.

 

[忠勇真]

I hope someone records the full trial on whether he is guilty or not guilty.

 

[Scumhook]

I hope someone records the full trial on whether he is guilty or not guilty.

What a bold and enlightening stance you have taken.

You must be quite the power bottom

 

[Easterling]

no sure this has been posted yet?

 

[A Grey Cat]

He will be arraigned today or the charges will be dropped.

There's no way Virginia will pussyfoot around for that to happen, unless by some miracle they discovered barb came back completely clean (well clean in comparison) is consious and coherent enough to say "this is all bullshit and my son was being a dumbass retard again!" And Chris is simultaneously the greatest hoax mastermind and the dumbest of all time and faked all that he said in the audio. To where they can at best charge him with negligence, reckless endangerment, and Frivolous and vextous litigation.

 

[Scumhook]

There's no way Virginia

I didn't read past "There's no way Virginia" because you have a gift for posting nothing worth reading, however you have inadvertently raised two very salient points
1) You have no fucking idea what any state will or won't fucking do, so fuck off and die
2) You said "Virgin" lol Freud says hi

 

[Butch Manley]

If he actually lands in prison he's gonna get pimped out for cigarettes and little debbies

His ass aint worth a single cigarette.

 

[Kacho]

I hope someone records the full trial on whether he is guilty or not guilty.

Let's not get crazy here.

 

[Scumhook]

His ass aint worth a single cigarette.

You speak as the expert on the value of the male ass

 

[Butch Manley]

You speak as the expert on the value of the male ass

You speak as the expert on the value of the male ass

I'm a connoisseur.

 

[Scumhook]

I'm a faggot.

Yes

 

[ChrisIsGay]

If he actually lands in prison he's gonna get pimped out for cigarettes and little debbies

Better keep those little debbies away from Chris he'll eat every single one.

 

[fromthebowelsofthebizzare]

One of the most common tricks in prison is to offer the new guy something then extort them when they take it. Chris is doomed

 

[Donaldo]

Better keep those little debbies away from Chris he'll eat every single one.

"Close the dang Cell Door! i'm astral projecting with Magi-Chan! and bring me more snack cakes!"