Chris has been arrested

[DeeCeeBees]

Visiting Chris in jail
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For a second I thought it was going to be jizz tossing scene.

 

[SaltyFanta]

>approached chan
if they they don't even know chan isn't his actual name then they're in for a world of psychological horror when they find out all the details

I thought initally they just read about all this from the farms, but even then it has Chris' full name as would any official paperwork too. I'm suspecting their 'reasearch' was just browsing tweets about it and maybe watching a youtube video on it.

 

[Looks]

how exactly do you hide from a mugshot camera?

By doing the opposite of what Chris is doing. Furrowed brow, lowered head.

Nobody tells you to smile.

 

[Doctor Krieger]

40 years karma for being an entitled shit is about to kick Chris’ ass and make him into someone’s bitch.

 

[A Grey Cat]

By doing the opposite of what Chris is doing. Furrowed brow, lowered head.

The niggo I'm that other pic had to be held in place by other officers to get his mugshot

 

[Doctor Krieger]

A trial where Chris larps as Phoenix Wright would be pretty kino.

Chris knows nothing about Phoenix Wright apart from what they look like. That game requires way too much logic and reading for him to ever pay attention.

Let's be quite clear here. Chris will not be making any decisions about his legal process. No-one is going to take instructions from someone whining on about deitys, dimensions and mergers.

Ever see 'Better Call Saul's first scene? This will be a public defender who will seek a plea deal and cut their cheque.

100% guilty plea. No trial.

As extremely likely as this is, Chris is such an irrational moron that there’s also a good chance he’ll try and dismiss his assigned public defender, demand to represent himself, and go full retardo live

 

[~Marika~]

Chris has likely been interviewed already and I guarantee he likely didn't keep his idiot mouth shut and trusted the detectives likely getting trapped in word play because he trusts people far to quickly even those who clearly want to fuck his life up.

If he doesn't talk to an attorney he will likely ruin any chance of any defense or any info that can be leveraged for a plea.

Long story short his totally fucked.

 

[Looks]

As extremely likely as this is, Chris is such an irrational moron that there’s also a good chance he’ll try and dismiss his assigned public defender, demand to represent himself, and go full retardo live

Those are the best trials!

Jury reaches verdict in Ronnie Oneal's double-murder trial

Prosecutors began their closing arguments the same way they began their opening remarks: with the 911 call from 33-year-old Kenyatta Barron, Ronnie Oneal’s girlfriend, as she pleaded for her life.

www.fox13news.com

 

[ManInPickleArmor]

If chris goes to a female prison, he will finally be surrounded by China. That would want to kick his ass.

 

[But I Digress]

Chris has likely been interviewed already and I guarantee he likely didn't keep his idiot mouth shut and trusted the detectives likely getting trapped in word play because he trusts people far to quickly even those who clearly want to fuck his life up.

If he doesn't talk to an attorney he will likely ruin any chance of any defense or any info that can be leveraged for a plea.

Long story short his totally fucked.

If they have a female detective interview him Chris is gonna admit to all the bodies Chris and Snoop left in the vacants.

 

[Sophia_orr]

Left for a day or so, back now. found an article that was talking about "Kiwi Farms, the forum that has been linked to 3 suicides, was made to troll Chris Chan years before she was arrested on an incest charge" from the Insider, People really do hate us and this site? Though I assume someone has already posted the article here anyway. Just found it on my own accord.

 

[Indifferent]

I wouldn't trust the daily mail btw, they will say anything for clicks to rile people up.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Probably relevant?
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Likely not enough effort for Chris himself to be a full troon so yea.

From Sonichu.com / CWCki

Instead of wasting money on plastic vidya, rocks and fake city ransoms, could have saved it for surgery. But we all know the ending to that story.

 

[weens4sleep]

Left for a day or so, back now. found an article that was talking about "Kiwi Farms, the forum that has been linked to 3 suicides, was made to troll Chris Chan years before she was arrested on an incest charge" from the Insider, People really do hate us and this site? Though I assume someone has already posted the article here anyway. Just found it on my own accord.

The Insider aka Glownigger Daily

Axel Springer SE - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[The Other Chandler]

Left for a day or so, back now. found an article that was talking about "Kiwi Farms, the forum that has been linked to 3 suicides, was made to troll Chris Chan years before she was arrested on an incest charge" from the Insider, People really do hate us and this site? Though I assume someone has already posted the article here anyway. Just found it on my own accord.

I mean, we're a website basically dedicated to gangstalking mostly mentally handicapped people. I wouldn't really expect the mainstream media to like us.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris isn't going to a woman's prison. Virginia law states that trannies only go to a woman's prison if they've got the surgery done

I'm glad the Daily Fail got that wrong and at the same time embarrassed to have believed the fake news again.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Chris's "punishment" for raping his mom? Getting surrounded by boyfriend-free girls. Fuck this gay planet.

Yeah, but most of them are butch lesbians who could beat Chris up if he tried to do anything with them. He wouldn't get much if any pussy in there.

And he's too ugly to get raped in a men's prison. He's not getting laid at all, period.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

I went for a walk earlier today up along the beach, the poplars are starting to turn yellow and shed their leaves which means autumn is slowly drawing near. When I got home, I ordered a pizza for dinner and enjoyed it.

Everything I have described is something Chris can't experience anymore, just like Nick Bate.

Good riddance to that motherfucker.

 

[John Merston]

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If chris goes to a female prison, he will finally be surrounded by China. That would want to kick his ass.

We've already went over this before. The Daily Mail is fucking trash and anything they say about this case should be disregarded on principle.

 

[NapaIm]

man who could have EVER seen this coming