When will there be any real info on what's happening with Chris? Court dates and stuff? Theres a ton of threads popping up with people just speculating. Will Null just post it on the front page? I'm guessing Null will just post it in the front page.
While I'm here... how does a black woman know shes pregnant? She pulls the tampon out and all the cottons picked out it.
I would presume we'd hear something by the end of this week or next week at the latest. If not, then they might be waiting on something, like to have Barb checked out to see if she's demented, or to have 14 Branchland Court investigated by a Forensics team, or to have Chris's computer checked out by a Computer Forensics team. Or maybe to have a psyche team check out Chris to see if they need to put him away in the looney bin before trial. Not sure on the timeline of all that, myself.
I do know that Chris is now officially in "the system," and he's not getting out of the system for the rest of his life. This was too public a fuckup, and he's now too obviously fucked in the head.
And if this does end up with a trial, it's going to take a very very long time and I don't see him being allowed out. And based on the limited amount of stuff I know about him, if they do any competency checks before trial, he'll probably fail them which means the trial's on hold while he spends a few years in the looney bin. Him mentioning anything about the Sonichu universe and him being a goddess of some ancient computer system or a dimensional merge or what have you will not go over well if anyone not on the internet hears about it -- and he was already telling the fucking cops about it when he was getting arrested.
Even if there is no trial, or if he gets off or is given a small sentence, he'll be on the radar as a dangerous nutjob. That means they'll be doing sporadic checkups on him and Barb, if Barb isn't in a home herself. Chris's life is never going to be the same again, one way or another, and the poor fucker is probably too self absorbed to realize it.
Either way, it's a safe bet that if anything does happen, there will be a front page announcement from Null.