Chris' heart

[CatParty]

Perhaps, you or the others should make a thread about his lungs.

why not just one general health thread? only because if you look at the red box above the forums, you might notice this: "Limit discussion of body parts and functions."

I agree with this rule, but I think it was more for stopping weenkids from making threads about Chris' bent duck or We're just having a legitimate discussion about Chris' heart, and heart health in general, I think we can all learn from this thread. I do my best to not make junk threads, and I honestly felt that this was a worthwhile topic to discuss in itself because the heart is a serious matter.

i just meant adding a "chris's lungs" thread. because it just opens doors for more nitpicky threads.

 

[CalmMyTits]

^Oh, I gotcha.

Jeez, the more I think about Chris' the more depressed I get. I know that his heart woes are all on him, but getting winded after a short walk is just... wow. And now I'm thinking about other videos, like when he was humping his PS and that video where he was doing curls with a pack of soda... he was getting winded back then, so if his heart was in such a sorry state before, then he truly is still alive today by the grace of GodJesus.

 

[The Dude]

Your heart level can only be shattered down to zero so many times.

 

[Descent]

When you've got a weak heart, don't doctors recommend that you avoid sexual activity until it gets better?

That alone would cause Chris to ignore a doctor, even if he had no other inclination to do so.

Yeah but how strenuous is it to lay there like a dead fish while the hooker who doesn't speak English does all the work?

 

[___]

When was the last time you saw an elderly autistic?

 

[The Dude]

When you've got a weak heart, don't doctors recommend that you avoid sexual activity until it gets better?

That alone would cause Chris to ignore a doctor, even if he had no other inclination to do so.

Yeah but how strenuous is it to lay there like a dead fish while the hooker who doesn't speak English does all the work?

I bet the STRESS and embarrassment of shooting your load before the prostitute even has time to touch you is pretty strenuous. Easiest $200 that girl ever made.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I get the feeling that when Chris mentions having "heartaches" he is not speaking metaphorically...and he is too damn dense to realize that your heart is not supposed to actually hurt.

 

[Stuff and Things]

I get the feeling that when Chris mentions having "heartaches" he is not speaking metaphorically...and he is too damn dense to realize that your heart is not supposed to actually hurt.

That's exactly what i think it happens, his heart starts to hurt but he goes "mm yeah, it is because of the dang dirty twolls, megan, that caused the my failure at my love quest"

Edited because chris would never admit that it was his failure...

 

[The Dude]

I've said this before when we were discussing Chris' health, but it may be that Chris has already had a mild heart attack and not realized it/thought it was something else. My Dad had five heart attacks in his life and the first one he had was so mild it wasn't until the doctor ran an electrocardiogram that they discovered that's what happened. My Dad just thought he was sick.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

His heart will never because his fat keeps it glued together

On a serious note though yeah it does not look good. His health and stress from his own delusionsand faults are finally catching up with him. Hate to say it but if he had another blowout it could cause a stroke.

 

[Springblossom]

His heart will never because his fat keeps it glued together

On a serious note though yeah it does not look good. His health and stress from his own delusionsand faults are finally catching up with him. Hate to say it but if he had another blowout it could cause a stroke.

Honest to god, I'm almost thinking Barb might be in better shape than he is.

Yeah, Barb is elderly and obese, but in those old pictures, she looks like she was in pretty good shape. Chris, on the other hand, was always a porker, and never had anything approaching a healthy diet or habits.

 

[Bob's Fries]

^Oh, I gotcha.

Jeez, the more I think about Chris' the more depressed I get. I know that his heart woes are all on him, but getting winded after a short walk is just... wow. And now I'm thinking about other videos, like when he was humping his PS and that video where he was doing curls with a pack of soda... he was getting winded back then, so if his heart was in such a sorry state before, then he truly is still alive today by the grace of GodJesus.

If this is the work of GodJesus, then that makes him a troll too.

 

[Iä! Iä!]

His heart will never because his fat keeps it glued together

On a serious note though yeah it does not look good. His health and stress from his own delusionsand faults are finally catching up with him. Hate to say it but if he had another blowout it could cause a stroke.

"MY! NAME! IS NOT! IAN BRANNON SOMETHIaaargh-!"

 

[Coldgrip]

I've said this before when we were discussing Chris' health, but it may be that Chris has already had a mild heart attack and not realized it/thought it was something else. My Dad had five heart attacks in his life and the first one he had was so mild it wasn't until the doctor ran an electrocardiogram that they discovered that's what happened. My Dad just thought he was sick.

My thoughts exactly. Chris, even when he was a kid, didn't seems to lead a healthy lifestyle and I really wouldn't be surprised if Borb bribed him with junk food in order to get him to quite throwing tantrums while in public. So considering his horrendous eating habits (that have just worsened over the years) and his refusal to do even the least bit of exercise, I'd be really amazed if he hasn't had at least one minor heart attack by now.

 

[LM 697]

Sorry.

Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.