Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

[DeeCeeBees]

He should drive the van and have Dodge sponsor a commercial like when Al Bundy drove the Dodge Apollo past the million mile mark.

 

[I am vomit]

I genuinely don't believe you're going to get him doing his art again. It'd be really nice if you could, and I think it's sweet you're trying to help him. But I really, really doubt with his life style that he even has the energy to try to be regular anymore.
That said I am dying to see how he acts at bronycon. Will he get banned? Will he pull another gamestop about the new ponies? Who knows? That's the fun of watching Chris.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris would finally have a partner for the big brony dance!

That's both creepy and hilarious.

 

[The Un-Clit]

To be honest, i am all for this.

I'd love to see Chris put in the effort to do some work and earn the bucks it takes to travel to and stay at one of these cons on the other side of the country to him, and then watch him completely OPL himself there and make a scene where he throws paint (or a curse-me-hame-ha!) on Hasbro marketing guys or artists and/or starts screaming a diatribe against MLP gen5, gets roflstomped by security as he tries to hedgehog position himself to safety, get cuffed and frogmarched out of the con, screaming all the way, and banned for life from all cons.

And then flies home and realizes just how much money he made then wasted which will hopefully enourage him to work again on comics or some other merch that people want rather then what HE wants, but will more likely just make him e-beg all the harder since the powers of......er.....who'se the enemy of the CPUs in that Neptunia shit? or of ponies? Since I am not a faggot I am not familiar with either this animu or ponyshit. Anyway, them that got Hasbro's heart turned against him and Gen4 and DA MERGE is in jeopardy again, among which!

anyway, DO IT!

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I'm not going to donate anything but I feel like a person that shows up to someone's house for a PPV event like a boxing match that other people have already paid for. I get to watch all the action without spending a dime. Hey, there's an idea. People who donate get to watch a livestream behind a paywall of Chris's hysterics and eventual meltdown at this particular con.

 

[A Grey Cat]

If chris thinks that old clunker van of his could make it across the country to Washington state, I can imagine it as the weirdest game of Oregon Ponycon Trail ever made.


Your wagon has broken down and is beyond repair


You have dysentery and have crapped yourself.

 

[PhoBingas]

Throw clocks at me if it was already suggested, but You and Chris should rent a car, livestream the drive and have $3 TTS and $5 video / audio clips. Would be money for the forum if you split the TTS with Chris and would probably be kino.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Kind of off topic, but I've been watching Jacob Sockness and it seems like he desperately wants to go to the convention and get some of that Chris cock. Of course, he can't afford to go, unless he can somehow muster the funds between now and then (he won't). Yet he thinks he can get across the country to Charlottesville, VA on nothing but an electric bike.

r/Kidasuna - [NSFW] Princess Christine Weston Chandler will be in Seattle attending the Everfree Northwest bronycon.

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[DeeCeeBees]

I haven't read all of the comments yet but I wonder if this trip is a precursor to the Barb death saga. I hope he fully stocks her with nutritious bananas and Boost shakes before he leaves. Oh and a few cans of condensed soup for the doggos. It seems like she spends most of her time in the horizontal on the couch so she could be dead and a few days would pass after Chris gets back before he notices.

 

[Master Miller]

If Chris decided it was too much effort I can imagine him not going, calling it a G5 boycott and pretending he's attending an imaginary conference in wacko-land instead. Bullshi- pointing out what actually happened is a talent of his.

 

[Meiwaku]

I vote Null for personal Tardwrangler for Chris for this upcoming journey. As heartwarming as it is to see great leader volunteer his time to help Chris, it would be momentously funnier to see Null at Bronycon

 

[GherkinRealness]

Hey Null, some ideas below:

Medallions:
Obvious answer, I know Praetor are manufacturing their own versions (which look nothing like Chris's original ones), but having Chris handmake her own versions again will draw a lot more attention. Have her do 'special edition' ones that look like a pony or something; that would really draw in the Brony/Sonichu crowd.

Art Commissions:
Another obvious response, but most cost-efficient.

Video Q&A:
You're already ontop of the video commissions, but it could be worth setting up a date for Chris to hold a 'live Q&A' session, where for $10 a pop, a viewer can have their comment/question read. It would be an absolute shit show, but that's kind of what you need to get this money situation done as quickly as possible. Tell Chris that it will suck, but it will mean less effort overall (unless Chris actually wants to draw...)

Pay Per Comic Page:
For every $20 donation, Chris will draw one page. Null holds this money, and at each page's completion, Null releases $20 to her.

Collaboration:
Chris has enough 'street cred' and has been covered by several 'youtube celebrities' - I'm sure she could contact a wide variety and see if they want to interview/collaborate on a video together. Could be a good way to make a hundreds or so bucks in an afternoon.

Pawn Shop:
eBay rarely works out, especially if there's a looming deadline at hand, so if Chris has any valuable/collectible stuff to sell then encourage Chris to visit a pawn shop to quickly get the money.

Stop Backing Patreons:
Just tell Chris to stop backing all those patreons now and by the time of the convention, she'll have saved up enough to afford a Beverley Hills mansion.

If not enough funding occurs:

Check Ride-Shares:
Bronies will do anything to attend a bronycon, so have Chris check online to see if there are any communities around now that are planning to drive it. This would probably be the least expensive backup plan.

Livestream the Journey:
Whether by car or journey to/from airport, this will likely give Chris extra income during the travel and let people check in on her (whether thats good or bad is up to you).

 

[Jack Awful]

Hey Null, some ideas below:

Medallions:
Obvious answer, I know Praetor are manufacturing their own versions (which look nothing like Chris's original ones), but having Chris handmake her own versions again will draw a lot more attention. Have her do 'special edition' ones that look like a pony or something; that would really draw in the Brony/Sonichu crowd.

Art Commissions:
Another obvious response, but most cost-efficient.

Video Q&A:
You're already ontop of the video commissions, but it could be worth setting up a date for Chris to hold a 'live Q&A' session, where for $10 a pop, a viewer can have their comment/question read. It would be an absolute shit show, but that's kind of what you need to get this money situation done as quickly as possible. Tell Chris that it will suck, but it will mean less effort overall (unless Chris actually wants to draw...)

Pay Per Comic Page:
For every $20 donation, Chris will draw one page. Null holds this money, and at each page's completion, Null releases $20 to her.

Collaboration:
Chris has enough 'street cred' and has been covered by several 'youtube celebrities' - I'm sure she could contact a wide variety and see if they want to interview/collaborate on a video together. Could be a good way to make a hundreds or so bucks in an afternoon.

Pawn Shop:
eBay rarely works out, especially if there's a looming deadline at hand, so if Chris has any valuable/collectible stuff to sell then encourage Chris to visit a pawn shop to quickly get the money.

Stop Backing Patreons:
Just tell Chris to stop backing all those patreons now and by the time of the convention, she'll have saved up enough to afford a Beverley Hills mansion.

If not enough funding occurs:

Check Ride-Shares:
Bronies will do anything to attend a bronycon, so have Chris check online to see if there are any communities around now that are planning to drive it. This would probably be the least expensive backup plan.

Livestream the Journey:
Whether by car or journey to/from airport, this will likely give Chris extra income during the travel and let people check in on her (whether thats good or bad is up to you).

Chris has literally 0 work ethic. People have tried to get him to monetize his art, sell medallions, or even just do shout outs for cash and he never puts in the effort to maintain it. He's a lost cause.

 

[AnOminous]

Livestream the Journey:
Whether by car or journey to/from airport, this will likely give Chris extra income during the travel and let people check in on her (whether thats good or bad is up to you).

This. And they can have TTS so people can spam them with offensive autistic shit. Aryanne did nothing wrong.

 

[Hambubger]

I see nothing wrong with Chris taking the trip but, what about barb I just hope he doesn't take her and she dies on the way there.

 

[Barley]

Eh, I think Null's patience and optimism with Chris is commendable (and his patience with people that can't read because holy shit). Even though he is fully aware that Chris gets by far more than enough money to already pay for all this very comfortably, if Null knows Chris better than most, then maybe things will work out the way he says and Chris will effectively earn money with his work. He is absolutely correct that the guy has many people around that would happily send money his way in exchange for work. That he does said work after being paid in advance is a different thing but it's happened before, it's not an impossible thing to expect.

After Barb dies in minecraft, something along the lines of selling commissions and shout-outs will really help him. Obviously not help him become maturely responsible after almost 40 years because, c'mon, you'd be really fucking stupid to still believe that anymore (but, like I said before, he HAS successfully delivered works in the past). If Null plays the cards right and can get good ideas through Chris' skull for his future, the financial motivation for those hard times will probably raise Chris' spirits and he will do the works that A LOT of people are genuinely interested in paying for. The guy has a big autistic goldmine in his hands, a lot of dumb followers ready to spend a lot on him and he's yet to exploit it properly. Just, JUST ensure he delivers and he's set for life to never raise a finger aside from playing with toys and keep drawing, if he can commit. He is able to, just needs the right encouragement and, with luck, the right attitude.

And people need to stop getting fucking mad because, seriously, if it's not your money and it still bothers you, you need to suck it up. I'm not a Chris defender or enabler to be honest but, no matter how this goes, no matter if it's by van (not anymore), plane, train, rock, camel, spaceship, whatever the fuck else, ANY outcome is simply more content for us.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Honest question, if Chris needs money for nothing why doesn't he sign up for Cameo? His true and honest fans would very likely pay Chris $20 a pop for a dumb video.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Honest question, if Chris needs money for nothing why doesn't he sign up for Cameo? His true and honest fans would very likely pay Chris $20 a pop for a dumb video.

Because Chris himself is just far too lazy and unmotivated to consider most propositions like that, and would rather let someone else do all the effort for him.

Like Praetor for instance.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Honest question, if Chris needs money for nothing why doesn't he sign up for Cameo? His true and honest fans would very likely pay Chris $20 a pop for a dumb video.

Cameo takes like, 40%. Its crazy.

 

[anti SJW]

Cameo takes like, 40%. Its crazy.

That much? Wow. I can see Chris not wanting to do Cameo because of the way way the trolls screwed with Him in the past with video calls. Making Him do humiliating things then posting it every place.