Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

Pee Wee Herman said:
In all sincerity, there will be a huge missed opportunity if some of the donation money isn't allocated to purchasing a GoPro and a head strap so Chris is able to livestream the entire experience on YouTube or Twitter.

The cheapest model is $200 and most quality headstaps go for around $20


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This should definitely be looked into. Something that hasn't been done in "Christory" and hours of entertainment for the forums for a fraction of what was donated this month.
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It would be unique to have a "Chris's eye view" of his shenanigans for a change.
 
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AnOminous said:
It would be unique to have a "Chris's eye view" of his shenanigans for a change.
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I know it's a metaphor, but birds have amazing vision and great perceptual skills. Chris will skizopost for a few weeks about how the con was actually meant for him, and how all the men there wanted to stretch him out and fertilize his ectoplasmic eggs with duck juice. You know, the usual goddess mandates.
 
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Black Yoshi said:
Also the longer null waits the more expensive this will get and the less time Chris has to prepare.
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It's apparently already bought, dude. I missed that myself so I won't dunk.
 
Pee Wee Herman said:
In all sincerity, there will be a huge missed opportunity if some of the donation money isn't allocated to purchasing a GoPro and a head strap so Chris is able to livestream the entire experience on YouTube or Twitter.

This should definitely be looked into. Something that hasn't been done in "Christory" and hours of entertainment for the forums for a fraction of what was donated this month.
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Unless someone's controlling what to show, Youtube might shut down the livestream for showing his dick while doing his #1 and #2.
I remember Null wants a chaperone for Chris's trip, the GoPro can also be used as a nanny cam if volunteer is unavailable
 
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I'm going there.

Webbigail Vanderquack and I have found out Pacifica Northwest, member of the Duckburg billionaires club from Gravity Falls, Oregon, is secretly funding Brony conventions all around Calisota and Pennecticut. We have to do forensic investigations for S.H.U.S.H.

As you know, I hate Bronies nearly as much as anime (and DRACHENLORD!), because they steal the shine and limelight from real TRUE AND HONEST cartoons like Disney and CN.
 
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Pee Wee Herman said:
In all sincerity, there will be a huge missed opportunity if some of the donation money isn't allocated to purchasing a GoPro and a head strap so Chris is able to livestream the entire experience on YouTube or Twitter.

The cheapest model is $200 and most quality headstaps go for around $20


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This should definitely be looked into. Something that hasn't been done in "Christory" and hours of entertainment for the forums for a fraction of what was donated this month.
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I don't see Chris agreeing to it. He wants to cosplay and I doubt he'll want to wear a camera strapped to his head the entire time.
 
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sweetstone said:
I don't see Chris agreeing to it. He wants to cosplay and I doubt he'll want to wear a camera strapped to his head the entire time.
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Likely but we could always tell him it's part of the Commodore 64 hardware, will make him sprout ovaries out of his rectum and give his chins better wifi signal or something equally bullshit.
 
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Spooky Bones said:
I expected a bit of ween faggotry to begin, but this is a new take on why Chris should be excluded from a con: he is associated with the notorious troon murderers Kiwi Farms!

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This woman(?) is like super autistic going on the social media I've seen so far. She is also super buttmad at Kiwi Farms and Null for some reason ...

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... but I don't recognize the name. I wonder if she is actually smooth-brained enough not to know what the actual relationship of Chris is to the Farms. "Associated with" indeed. :story:

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I suspect this is going to be tapping a rich vein of autism. I have to go to bed now.
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This lunatic is still sperging at them on twitter trying to cancel Chris. No idea what the deal is here.
 
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Duckfucker4eva said:
I'm going there.

Webbigail Vanderquack and I have found out Pacifica Northwest, member of the Duckburg billionaires club from Gravity Falls, Oregon, is secretly funding Brony conventions all around Calisota and Pennecticut. We have to do forensic investigations for S.H.U.S.H.

As you know, I hate Bronies nearly as much as anime (and DRACHENLORD!), because they steal the shine and limelight from real TRUE AND HONEST cartoons like Disney and CN.
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Please meet Chris.

Also don't hate bronies. That's MEAN. You're a duckfucker. Why not just focus on what you have in common? Do you hate them because they want to fuck mammals and not birds? Just learn to get along, like Jesus would have you do.
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Spooky Bones said:
This lunatic is still sperging at them on twitter trying to cancel Chris. No idea what the deal is here.
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What the fuck is wrong with this cunt? Chris is not associated with the Kiwi Farms, if anything, he's its primary victim, what the motherfuck? Dox and drive this evil whore to suicide.
 
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